Caption Contest Six! "K-Fed celebrates his divorce from Britney in his new apartment."

the only way to go

Dude! Bump horsepower, style of the drunken engine is the way to go with an exhaust that gets you flying higher than me.

To start Fred Flintstones’ car, it needs a bottle of alcohol and a light.

One more blunt one more beer and a torch is all I need to find my car!

I thought these activities took place behind the wheel not the grill!

Alabamans take the phrase “The right mix of alcohol and fire under your hood” WAY too seriously!

really late night!!!

What a Dipstick!

“Well, there’s your problem.”

Homeless man living in car spends spare change on luxury items.

“I got the smoke… I got the drink… now wheres that Dutch chick with my pancake?”

I got the smoke… I got the drink… now wheres that Dutch chick with my pancake?

Now if I had my pillow I could just lay back and dream, dream, dream…’cause that’s all I can afford!

man…I smoked my engine dude!

“(YAWN) Nothin’ like a Mich to wash down that first cigar in the mornin’.”

MECHANICS 101…
Rule No.1: Always light up your working area!

This is the best way to hide from non-smoking parents…

This is the best way to hide from non-smoking parents…

Ladies and gentlemen, I,d like to show you OUR new flexfuel option!

This is the big boy version of a race car bed.(oh oh oh i want one please honey) lol

Apparently somebody’s idea of dressing up as a mechanic for halloween went a little too far.

One gerbil on a wheel running a bigger gerbil on a wheel.

getting lit?

Nothing like a job well done. ooh FU*# now I have to put a Motor in this thing.

The Reason why you should pay for good labor…

Cigar (check)
Beer (check)
Blowtorch (check)

…..having all the tools needed for a good time in the engine bay, PRICELESS.

ZIPPO,S ARE GETTIN BIGGER AND HARDER TO GET A LIGHT

You dummy! I didn’t say a light and a beer, I said a Light Beer.

“There’s No Place Like Home”

Why Pam REALLY divorced Kid Rock … he sold her car engine for blunts and suds

Oh don’t even act like you’ve never wanted to do this before.

The 2007 Flintstone Propane powered auto-man-bile.

Pre installation engine test firing with extinguisher

ahhh… the feeling of winning life, just ask this dude!

ahhh… the feeling of winning life, just ask this dude

This would make perfect sense if you could see the 50″ plasma on the wall just out of the picture.

And he was so sure that he would be rehired.

nice nitro set up he has in his hands hugh? i need 2 get me one of those.

well this is the last picture anyone ever seen of him. they alweys say if u listen close enough you can hear his ghost skreeming and knocking on the hood saying let me out.

thats how he age’s the spray paint in the back round

well this is the last picture anyone ever seen of him. they alweys say if u listen close enough you can hear his ghost skreeming and knocking on the hood saying let me out.

no no no… thats not how you bake the paint.

all the police know is there was a huge explosion . what the person who took the picture knows( neighbor) is that he droped the hood on him 4 going into his garage and taking his beer.

Finally something under the hood that can really smoke the competition.

Finally something under the hood that can really smoke the competition.

Finally! A woman who enjoys going under the hood!

the all new hyundai engine with insuperior Managment Operation Vision Efficiency, MOVE wish the spiggin thirsty smokey shitty bugger would, why compromise we dont!

He’s been digging around for hours looking for the spare tire… One of us is going to have to tell him he’s on the wrong end.

“Don’t spill the beer, Don’t spill the beer, Don’t spill the beer.”

“Don’t spill the beer, Don’t spill the beer, Don’t spill the beer.”

We’ve got the party, Whats under your hood?

typical ricer engine….smokeslike a pig , and leaks constantly

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to Internal Combustion….Hey I think we got spark???

Rice burner, hell! This baby runs on alcohol, and she’s smokin’!!

Hobo explodes in make-shift “car-shelter” shortly after this picture was taken. Officials are stunned as to why this happened and a full investigation is underway. Officials Quote “we suspect foul play and we will not spare a cent of tax payers money until we have found out how this hobo died”

A sixer of you favorite brewskis: $6.
A contraband Cuban stogie: $22.
Realizing exactly why your car wouldn’t start when you turned the key: Priceless.

The heck with Biodiesel and Corn, I’m getting 50 mpb (miles per blunt) and 40 mpb (miles per beer) The only drawback is the car stops at every convenience store for a bathroom break and the munchies.

Flintstone engine with aftermarket Nitrous lighter, Hybrid cigar converter, and a 22 o.z. beer tank.

leave the engine work to the professionals, otherwise you will end up with a drunk under the hood.

No better way to end a long day than to have a drink and smoke with mans best friend.

Let’s see that goddamn SES light come on NOW!

there you have it.. Undisputable proof he grew up in Da hood

Kablooey!!!

CIVIC = Capition Is Village Idiot Caught

C I V I C
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not sure if the car will be fast, but i already got fuel, smoke, and racing stripes on my hat. thats a good start

not sure if the car will be fast, but i already got fuel, smoke, and racing stripes on my hat. thats a good start

PLEASE, MTV PIMP MY RIDE

Boom, it’s not just for the trunk anymore

Nothing beats a smoking 1 liter…

Nothing beats a smoking 1 liter…

Nothing beats a smoking 1 liter…

A car enthusiasts idea of a hot tub party

this is why yugoslavia isnt a major car making country,… they get half way thru on a car and then get blown and drunk off their butts

Well, its a strange problem. My civic has no power whatsoever, it smokes more, I hear this occasional chugging sound, but hey, it sure beats gas prices these days!

You might be a redneck if….

Remember… Don’t inhale or you’ll have to worry about twice the cancer.

Now I know what they mean when they say Eric always gets smoked in his hatchback…

“Ireland has decided to open an automotive facility. Recent spy photos shown here help illustrate the advanced technology under the hood of their newest model – nicknamed ‘Irish Muscle’.”

THE NEW ITALIAN STALLION CRAPSTANG I MEAN MUSTANG ALCOHOL ENGINE.

1 Blunt+ 1 Bottle of Beer+ 1 Torch= The Average Mechanic

So, you may be burnin’ rice (and some other things,) but i’ll beat you on my moped.

As Rickie leaned back, licked the last droplets of Milwaukee’s finest from his lips and ignited his blunt, he gave a quick wink to his new best friend with benefits, the warm and wonderful, freshly lubed CV boot…

Although it may not seem like it, this is the first step of a complex sceme to pass emmisions.

nothing gets between a man, his beer, his cigar, and his motor….wait a minute…what the hell??

wouldnt that be a good place to blow ur self up! nah j/k. But that is pretty cool.

i pulled up to the strip opened a brewsky and lit up the tires before i pulled outta there and got wrecked

must save on gas

Tell tail sign that your cars had enough, smoke coming from under the bonnet!

Intoxicating fumes!!Im sure it’s illegal by Californias smog laws.

Trying to get the most power out of his civic possable. John decided to do away with the engine and grab the bum of the corner putting him to work. He calls it Drunkpower

This is what I call serious weight reduction… Now I can afford to put on a few extra pounds (gulps the beer).

Introducing the first Japanese/American collaboration, the External Combustion, Alcohol Fueled Hybrid!

HEADLINE: “Researchers Expand Search of Alternative Fuel Sources.”

AP: Cletus celebrates with a victory cigar and beer after edging out Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble in the Bedrock 500.

See theres you’re problem! You have a drunk in your engine bay!

See theres you’re problem! You have a drunk in your engine bay!

“equipped with enough heat under the hood to give you a hang- over in the morning”

Thanks for the light!

Why you don’t drink and try to do a tune-up.

Ahh, what every woman dreams about…. A man that knows what he’s doing under the hood!

FOR SALE: Honda Civic. Set up for alcohol, smokes a little but should be easily repaired.

CAUTION: PLEASE BE ADVICED. RACING THIS CAR WILL LEAVE YOU IN SMOKE….GOT SMOKE?

For some reason john just cant see whats so hard about being a cuban reffugee…..

Honda finally revealed the technology behind V-tec.

“The one place my girlfriend will never find me under the hood of her own car Muhahaha!

Even the “gerbils” under the hood need a break sometimes.

In this next installment of Portuguese Horsepower TV, we make for show you how to make more horsepower over here by painting the shocks yellow and the differential cover red. Gives you 20 MORE horsepower but first we must make for break with the best portuguese vine and make for smoke the not so much pretty good cigar.

Beer: 6 bucks
Cigar: 1 buck
Torch: swiped from the other mechanic’s bay

Watching my macho, cheating, no good for nothing, stupid ex-boyfriend actually take my dare, climb in and light up (while I am backing very quickly away!):

PRICELESS!

Nothing runs like a Naturally Aspirated on Alcohol.

Like Bill Clinton , Rick enjoys a cigar in his office

I think I’ll try manpower and methane gas instead of horsepower this time!

What kind of Repair shop is this? My engine was swapped with a smoking, drunk midget. Is that how midget cars are made?

“Who needs import when your domestic smokes all the time and drinks all the oil?”

Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we’re gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor’s here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a dude in a honda hiding a hamster. We’re gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around

Don’t drink and drive, but if you do make it Bud Light!

For Sale: Complete with optional cigar lighter and beer holder.

FOR SALE: Used Hybrid car, runs on alternative fuel but smokes a bit.

After a hard night of bowling with Fred, Barney Rubble needs to take a break……

Hey guys, who needs an engine swap to run this thing? We’ll just swap me in, alls I needs for fuel is my cigar, and beer. With my Butane torch ignition system!

Ahh right I knew blow torches and bees make a good combo!

Looks like everyone is experimenting with alternative fuels.

Typical male candlelight dinner……MMM???..Maybe i should have just taken her to ARBYS!!!.

2 slow,2 calm

Yeah, I’ll be done by the time I finish my Cigar and my beer, it’s a 1.8 for cryin’ out loud.

It’s almost fast! Alright, now spin around 3 times and cluck like a chicken…

This should get me into OVERHAULIN..

Thats one way to remove your rodent problem… but now whats gonna push that hunk of metal down the road. That man is obviously too impaired or too stupid to drive.

The best engine swaps are done at night.

POW!

The little engine dreamed of being reincarnated. Unfortunately, his vision of life after death was somewhat warped.

The party’s in the back seat, I just stepped out here for a smoke.

Now This! is what I call a Horsepower Increase!!!

Got the beer so I can peddle at light speed and the cigar for the fake tire smoke…..CLOSE THE HOOD AND LETS RACE……….

And we wonder why our “project” cars never seem to get finished.

Just makes everything come out so much easier, damnit, who used the last of the toilet paper?!

The one place he knows his wife will never look for him is under the hood of her car.

This trick is going to save me money how?

I hope he’s not looking for that fuel leak I told him about!

Now, this should take care of the ‘lack of power’ problem Fred has been complaining.

Steve demonstrates the ‘Tobacco Tube Ignition System’ feature on his new “Fred Flinstone Flyer” engine conversion.

HYBRID – RUNS ON BEER AND STOGEYS

WILL WORK FOR BEER AND SMOKES (EVEN ENGINE SWAPS!)

With a nose like that; if we can get it to sneeze, it will add 20 more horse power.

NEVER WORRY HOW MUCH YOU SPEND ON YOUR RIDE! CUZ YOU CAN’T DRIVE YOUR HOUSE BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS LIVE IN YOUR CAR!

since the smoking in public places ban has taken effect i find myself sitting in my car smoking more often.

if only this car had more room under the hood, i could invite some ladies

Engine swap gone bad…

Technology sure has come a long way. First alcohol then propane and now even tobacco, and all at the same time at that. Wonder how much horsepower it makes…

A smoking engine is a bad engine, but what if your car is smoking with no engine?

A smoking engine is a bad engine, but what is your car is smoking with no engine?

IT’S A BOY!

John here has discovered that the easiest way to give a lube job, comes with setting the right mood first.

I guess he’ll blow himself up instead of blow your door’s off…

What’s under the hood? American muscle running on alcohol and set up with propane…smokes occasionally.

Oh… So this is what i have to do to get inside of you

Who needs a house when you have a hood.

Due to his compulsive propane-torch lighted cigar habits, Rick never saw the smoke until it was too late. Here he is found offering a toast to his last engine in its former shrine.

Well it should run now, ive got fire and fuel.

A mans fort

‘Booze, Smokes, and Fire, Life is good my friends, life is good.’

Sarinder’s first attempt as a suicide car bomber didn’t work as well as he’d hoped

“Man + Beer + Cigar + Torch + Aerosol Can = George + Bush + President + War + Monkey

… it’s all just a big mistake.”

“Man + Beer + Cigar + Torch + Aerosol Can = George + Bush + President + War + Monkey”

It looks like someone was caught “Hidin Dirty!”

Thats it.. I give up

Beer. Cigar. Torch. And yet Dave still fealt something was missing from his engine bay…

I told someone to pass me a lighter and hold my beer, and this is what it had to come to!

What is the Horsepower to Jackass conversion?

Ahhhh….Was it good for u too baby?

American celebrates Thanksgiving by smoking Cuban cigar,using Chinese lighter,drinking German beer,living in a Japanese car.Thank you America I think?

well i found this empty space in my car and i thaught it was the perfect place for a party

I finally found that rat that’s been chewing the wires…

Testing redneck hot tub for fitment.

Tribute to the stone-Age! Alcohol Injected mouth with direct Propane to Cigar Boost toating 2 Foot power! Can go from 0-3 MPH in 60 Seconds! … Buy your new Conversion today!

*Man sold seperatly*

For Sale 1 used engine alcohol fuled a bit smokey (warning may not run properly on a full tank)

When you have to live in your vacant engine compartment because you’ve spent your rent on the machine shop costs, you may have a problem requiring professional help.

Yeah, a toast is in order! Horsepower TV will showcase my big blocked Yugo just as soon as my crated 562 arrives,,,

beer, blunts and boost the three elements!

It wasn’t until after Timmy got out of the hospital did he realize that the term “alcohol funny car” wasn’t literal.

They say don’t smoke when working on cars and don’t drink when driving, but I guess the two cancels out each other.

Crunk in the trunk (well maybe under the hood)

My wife kicked me out, No worries I couldn’t of have it any better way……

I put alcohol in it, went with propane instead of Nos, and now it’ll smoke anything you put in front of it.

Today we’re going to show you how to install a wicked fast twincam Vtec into your Honda. First step is to make sure you are properly under the influence of performance enhancers yourself. Next we’re… gonna…. do.. um…. Dude!!! Where’s my motor???

My wife don’t like cigars n beer…she will never look for me here!

Who needs horse power when you got me

Sadly,this is what you have to do nowadats to enjoy a Blunt and a Beer when your homeless!

I told my mechanic my engine was ‘missing’ and this is what he found!

mechanic 1 – doesn’t the sign say no smoking?
mechanic 2 – so?
m1 – and isn’t drinking against employee policy?
m2 – yeah?
m1 – well, what are you doin’?
m2 – i’m on break. if the boss comes around close the hood. i need this job so i can move out of this place!

alcohol fueled, with afterburnner

Honda’s squirrel Resturant!
Dinner menu: Cigar smoked squirrel with a Michelob ultra reduction, field greens with thousand mile quaker state dressing.

We slow roast the squirrel from our honda on our famous transmission rotisserie, over swisher sweet cigar until tender, top it with a Michelob ultra reduction, our field greens are pick fresh daily right out of our own backyard, and our quaker state dressing has been aged for at least hundred thousand miles.

We recommened the: Windshield Washer Wine or more tasty a Radiator fluid Martini.

Bon Appetit!

This is definitely Snoop Dogg’s car.

“And here is our deluxe model with three power options…flintstones pedal power or eco-friendly propane power or alcohol powered funny car. So Mam, what will it be..?”

Aaaaaah yes! I picked this one up cheap at the local swap meet. So it smokes and chokes a little, and it leaks, but it gets me to where I need to go.

A lighter overkill, “lights” this honda, with more power than needed.

Okay now lemme get this straight, first it went Hiccup and then it started to smoke.

This is a true car guy! He loves his car so much he thought the perfect evening would be to share a beer and a cigar to celebrate their anniversary. Later it’s a hot motor oil massage, some scented air fresheners and a paint strip tease.

AHH….. Finally some peace and quite.

Truuuust Me, I’ve done this before…….

I wonder what’s under the hood of his other car?

cars, booze, cigars and butane torches… its a good life.

“…and to think I was going to put a five-o in here before she left me”

RDM motor (Redneck Domestic Market)

the one place the wife wont bother you. is when your under the hood

Now this is the best redecorating you ever did for a bathroom…Cigars and beers on me!

I am taking the engine out and doing it Flinstone style, I’m going to run with it, the alcohol will replace the gas and my cigar smoke will replace the regular fumes it had! IT’S PURE GENIUS!

My grandpappy used to say “the happiest man in town is the village idiot”… this guy looks especially happy.

i asked for a jdm motor and i got this guy james d miller do u see a problem hes not from japan

And all this time I thought it was an asian dude who ran the car.

Dissatisfied with his Trunk Monkey, John decided the propane torch action of a Trunk Redneck would do the trick.

Ricky: “Way to go Cory and Trevor. F@$%ed up again boyz. Nice goin”

I’m in Ur enginebay, stealin’ ur horsepowerz

And I was wondering why everyday I came out to goto work and there was a pile of sh*t and an empty bottle of beer on the driveway…

All your engines are belong to us

All your engines are belong to us

“That is an ’81 Honda! How dare you!”

Davis knew that the only time he’d have peace and his wifey wouldn’t bother him was when he was working on their “family car”.

His wife has yet to realize the engine was missing and there were a few empty beer bottles in its place.

You’re a smart man, Davis, live on.

It’s got spark and fuel, but all this motor does is smoke, stutter and…belch!

Man I hope this helps me remember how to put this back together!!

“I’m so JDM, I eat rice for breakfast, I’m so JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed, I’m SO JDM, I sit in a Honda engine bay while watching TV!!”

My wife want lets me drink and smoke in da house, soes eyes have to sit on the front porch. Next week she wants to pull outs all the enteriores and puts in hardwood floor. ya’ll can’t see the bathroom its has a skylight. we founds a chanderlier in the trash that hangs rights by the tub makes it romatic. we puts a piece of ply woods over the tub soes we can eat. The landlord at our trailer park gives us a discount cause we only takes up part of the lot or cause him and my wife are such real good friends i donts know. She is always going over to sees him and coming home in one of his shirt. dang any yall want to comes to dinner? my wife is reall good cook.

This is the Governments answer to treating kids with ADHD. All the doctors in the test group have been assigned a child just like this one to get them to and from work everyday.

I’m so JDM not only do i hang out in my engine compartment, but i sleep on the right side of the bed

I’ve owned a dozen cars and there’s never a cup holder where you need one!

“It’s Miller Time”

Thank god we finally got past the checkpoint. I really needed a smoke. My feet are killing me.

Before “Pimp my Ride” the premise was actually presented as “Redneck my Ride”. A few creative changes were obviously necessary if the show was to be a success.

My last engine was smoking really bad so I tried swapping this one in, but it smokes just as bad and drinks and last week I found a dead hooker in there. I don’t know how long this one will last.

The hamster died so I swapped it with this. He’s Jerry and he has some bad habits but he’s got way more torque then that stupid hamster ever did

Good thing mom is passed out in the car, otherwise she might try to start it, then I’d have to fake the noises and then back up till she passes out again. Then put it all back and start all over.

Someone once told me that alcohol is flammable. Someone also once told me that LP-gas is easily ignited. Something tells me the two might not be a good combination…. Luckily, I’m wearing a hat.

“The new line for NOS for those who can only afford “smokin” fast….instead of “lightnin fast”

With the release of Chevrolet’s new Hydrogen Car Concept, citizens are already discovering many new uses for their fuel supply. AVAILABLE NOW! Propane cigar-lighters for the low, low price of $9.95! Act fast!

If none of the cars in this lot gets your attention, we have a car in the back with a surprise under the hood, burns bio-fuel and will definitely grab the girls attention! Trust me, I’m an Honest Salesman!

A Typical studio apartment in Japan

FOR SALE: one fire-breathing car, COMES WITH BEER!

It is like the Flinstones only with cigars and booze!!!!

…Well I thought it was romantic.

(As his boss walks in the room) Tim? Yes? Why are you smoking and drinking at work? Sorry Boss, I just got done putting in the engine and i decide to celebrate. Tim? Yea boss? Do you know where your sitting? (looks around) SHIT! How’d I not catch that?(continues smoking and drinking)

Thats the best i could do…sadly

Cigar- $10
Torch- $30
6 pack- $6
not nowing how to shop on eBay- Expansive!

My home has a portable furnace, now if only I could afford an engine besides my feet.

little red sedan, custom intake, hooker headers opps my bad i mean billy bob’s head which smokes alot and really sucks air.

They have exhausted all other options in the search for alternative fuels. It only makes sense that if beer and cigars will fuel a human, they should fuel a car.

The ALL NEW 2008 Chevorlet Silverado with a Hybrid Endine of Blunts and Beer, gets 30 Miles to the puff.

Damn Divorce Lawyer – She got the house, and we had to split the car 50/50! Who did the math?!!!

Note on the Fridge: “Honey, can you take my car to the mechanic – the exhaust smells peculiar, and sounds like its farting!

Car Salesman to the Teenager’s Parent: Okay, so you don’t necessarily want a fast car, but should be equipped with an airbag! No Problem!

Honda’s version of pop goes the redneck.

well you’ve heard of horse power now we have horace power.

Now we know why Fred Flintstone put the hole in the floorboards.

Torched with a sence of accomplishment… Now for the hard part.

Now’s a good time for a body drop

One big red ashtray coming up!!!

Burning the midnight oil…

Things may end with a bang next!!

meh, screw the engine, let’s just turn this thing into a lazyboy on wheels.

now where did i take dis out from hmmmm

For Sale: Little red car, small block engine, smokes a little.

I knew there was a reason for taking my mother-in-laws engine out.

That’s not exactly what I thought you meant when you said you had a NAILHEAD under the hood.

Yes Folks that right, Once Scooby doo was cancelled poor shaggy turned to a life of drugs and alcohol.

See there’s your problem…..you’ve got a drunk guy where the engine should be

Yes! thats right! From the Makers that brought you “Homo under the hood” NOW bring you “Flaming homo under the hood”

Flinstones meet Trailer Park Boys. Enough Said.

After a hard day at school all Jimmy wanted to do was kick back and have a smoke and a brew in his racecar bed.

IN CANADA THAT CIGAR WOULD BE ALOT BETTER THAN A CUBAN AND THE BEER WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE U A BUZZ

to hell with the fake car sofas, i want the real thing, ahh the sweet smell of burnt rice!!

now obviously i have to take a nap after all this exitement…zzzzzz….i hope nobody plows into me while i’m going down the highway…zzzzzzz….

Aint nothin like workin in the garage.

I always wondered what that show Pimp My Ride does to the engine.

See there, I told you that I could double the value of a Honda. A $3.00 cigar and a bottle of beer makes this car now worth a good $8.00.

Give me half an hour, a fresh beer, and a cigar. you’ll be back on the track befor your pants dry.

Desiring to utilize the Powermaster Process on his sport compact, Rick carries things a bit too far…

Forget those “Hybrid Powered” pieces of crap, this baby is runnin’ on pure class.

Yo bud, I found out why your motor keeps hesitating on startup

HELLO ROOM SERVICE . COULD YOU GET ME A SPOON!!!!!!

Yeah…it’s a Hard working Engine,but it know’s how to relax and when to cruise.

My car has just got an engine swap…and the new one take beer and cigar to run. Definitely a gas saver. It generates power by pumping the mixture of alcohol and smokes into the MAN-POWER engine!! Maybe a little bit Viagra would make it Super-charged!!

Im pretty sure this car isnt gonna make showoff of the week!

Screw NASCAR! This is the life I wanna live.

“Mother-in-Law Kryptonite”

A bottle of Dom, a Cuban cigar and a table at my favorite restaurant. This took planning. I hope she says “Yes”.

Let’s fire this puppy up!

Hey Phil! Fire her up, and give her some gas.

Tools of The Trade!

A beer in one hand, a cigar in the other. That’s the only smokin’ there will ever be in this car!

This is how we roll in “Da hood”

……and a bottle of beer….Priceless!

Lets see ya bust me with the open container law like this! HA! HA! Back at ya po po!

big deal my car smokes too

A beer and a cigar, all I need now is a pillow and some place to hang my LCD flat panel and it will feel like home!

(after the engine is pulled out) Nope, I couldn’t find where I dropped my lighter…but I guess this torch will do.

Lifestyles of the “Not-So Rich and Famous”

I seem to have misplaced your spark plug. The beer and smokes got charged to your account, as well. Have a nice day!

Bob’s gonna be pissed when he finds out why can’t start his car. This is gonna be EXTREME!

Now to start on the RWD upgrade…

“BIC” lighters can suck it…

This is how a MAN lights a cigar.

Beer $7.00
Cigar $2.00
Stealing your ex-girfriends engine..priceless

Don’t leave home if u’re low on funds, ‘hoodpark’ sounds like fun but just wait a bit…and just think for a lil’ while longer”

The viagra didn’t work so i had to find other ways to pleasure myself

Seattle’s new search engine.

Domestic beer always makes a honda runn smoother!

Now, if only I had one more arm, i could get this motor back in in style!

(American Version of the Rice Burner)

“And my old man said I wouldn’t ever amount to much”

If you mow your lawn and find a kid AND a car…. you might be a redneck.

alkida car bomb 101

Taking a taste of Milwaukee’s finest before firing off his blunt, Rickie leaned back and winked at his new best friend with benefits, the warm and wonderful, freshly lubed CV boot.

We’ve secertly switched Johns engine with a college student, lets see if he can tell the difference.

When you sell your house for beer, cigars, and car parts…sometimes you just don’t have a choice.

ha thats a NEW ONE FOR THE ROAD

“Parking in Arkansas”. This is the way we pick up chicks! Just ask Bill.

Brandon finally found the cause of his exhaust leak and slow acceleration.

“The new standard against drunk driving: engine removal”

this is why it takes so long for an import to finnish the 1/4 mi.

real fire power

Honda’s New 6.0 Engine

“This revolutionary technology runs off alcohol and propane injection.”

Honda executives claim they are currently working with Viagra to develop a transmission to connect to the remarkably small driveshaft. It also appears the engine may have troubles with the smog tests in most states and vehicles with this engine may have a few VSA (Vehicle Stability Assist) design flaws. But it seems that if this much lighter model were to be adapted into todays cars, it would smoke the competition.

We’ve all heard about flamethrowing exhaust, but flame throwing intake thats just ridiculous

The only thing this Honda is going to “light up” is this blunt/cigar!

All I wanted to do was show her how big my engine was! Maybe it’s because I forgot her beer…

She’ll never think to find me here.

If this is where the lighter is then where is the spare tire??

“Having pissed away his marriage, and not really having a music career to begin with, K-Fed faded from the lime-light by becomming a Fiat mechanic never to be heard of again!”

“Having pissed away his marriage, and not really having a music career to begin with, K-Fed faded from the lime-light by becomming a Fiat mechanic never to be heard of again!”

Wow, this engine compartment makes a great hot tub!

We’ve got fuel; we’ve got fire…now what?

with the increase of the cost of oil, we are all forced to look toward alternative fuels

When that hood comes crashing down, he’ll wish he had gotten more no fault coverage from Allstate.

Hey Joe wanna see something funny? Turn on the fuel pump…

no chance of getting pulled over and getting a ticket anytime soon.

“You know what F.I.A.T. stands for don’t you?

Found Inhaling And Tanked!”

ad a bag of sliders and we have a contender in top fuel!

Looks like an alcohol fueled motor whos blower is about to cough because of to much spray.

Joe Bob finally figured out why the Asian imports are known as toilets.

Smoke from under the hood never smelled this good.

the human combustion chamber 355 ml to the foot

The latest in car security… Not only is the engine on quick-disconnects, the mechanic doubles as your Personal Car-Guard, uh… when he’s not too high! Who needs “The Club”?

“you guys will never guess where my head was last night…yeah and she let me smoke and drink while we were doing it too.”

Kids, don’t try this at home…

It’s not moving anytime soon, so I might as well get some use out of it.

What’s this……the New Green Machine..”HOMOPROP”?

The only place left you can smoke and drink in New York City.

As Richard celebrated getting his new Tokyo apartment, he was reminded that Japanese living accommodations were a lot smaller than he was used to.

North Carolina’s entry into the Hybrid Market.

After hearing one too many rants from his girlfriend about how much he loved his car, David decided to take it to the next level.

He’s just happy he called Geico.

We’ll figuer this out. The engine couldn’t have gotten far with out its body.

Hey man, what we do with the engine?

never winning a single race, Randy then switched from his stock Japanese powerplant to something far more radical:
hi-octane Cuban powered fool injection.

This is a philip morris add isn’t it?

“Hey yall, watch this!”

My last apartment was TWICE this size.

Smoking and drinking alchol does not mix when swapping motors I am the motor.

this is the only place he could go to undwind where the wife wouldnt find him

And so, the Engine Building Committee begins the Brainstorming Session!

Meet Mr. Flindstone!

Ok, so i have the cigar and the beer, but i have one more question: How do you flush this thing?

This is my smokin version of an enviromentally friendly car fueled by a mix of propane and alcohol, Gezzz The Drive Clean Program would love me for this !

i took out his girl he riped out my engine i think i better party by my my self before he rips out something that realy hurts!!!!!!

He really must be meditating! jk….being one with the car…lol!

“who needs an engine, this guys got more horse power than that engine anyways…until that beer hit number 4 and 5..then its just a geo.”

I’m here for the bud light!

I vote for the Honda Hybrid Engine

“OOOOOHHHHHH thats why Ford had problems with the Pinto”

cigar – 5$
ridiculously large lighter – 30$
case of beer – 25$
Having no common sense while you’re in an engine bay – priceless

Retarded – its everyone you dont want to be

I asked for a blower…not a sucker.

cigar – 5$
ridiculously large lighter – 30$
case of beer – 25$
Having no common sense while you’re in an engine bay – priceless

Retarded – its everyone you dont want to be

“Ah screw it. It’s no use, I’m stuck. Might as well tug on this cuban and crack open a bud. I may be some time…”

Hondas new cleaner burning propane / alcohol hybrid engine. Envisioned by castro, manufactured by honda

Mr. Not So Goodwrench!

Here at Stricklin Propane all of our favorite things run on Propane and Propane Accessories.

My Entry for CAption Six is;
“It’s a little early to be celebrating the sweet engine install with a beer and cigar, isn’t it?”

(To the mechanic) “I’m not sure whats wrong with it, It just Burps and smokes!”

With a beer and cigar….baby, I’m all the engine you need!

Joe felt a celebration was in order….three days, 120 tools, 4 busted knuckles; but he proved beyond doubt this thing didn’t have a hemi!

Now that’s how you celebrate JDM power the American way

No problem little lady, Jerry our best mechanic is out back and I’ll get him right on it.

So my girlfriend of two weeks calls me, asking me to “check out her engine bay” because she’s been noticing a “significant loss of fluids” since we started dating. I thought it was all an innuendo till she popped the hood, revealing my good friend Brad, sitting between the fenders, doing what he does best.

Having a Party??? and you did not invite me??

New anti-smoking and drinking regulations force even the stupidest of men to extreme measures for a quick puff

Smoke’em if you Got None

thanks to alcohol injection and a state of the art cigar ignition system, this car can now do 0-60 in the time it takes a man to get drunk.

Finally, honda invented something more powerful than the gerbil powered car! Got alcohol?

“Nope, there’s no Hemi in it!”

Automotive engineers’ failed attempt at reviving the Flintstones.

This Is Why You Dont Want Your Car Built On A Friday

Even the Hamster Overlord needs to cut loose and have a brew. But come the morning, back to slave driving!

The name? Flintstone. Fred Flintstone. Yeah, I live my life 10 seconds at a time. After that, I need a brew because my feet sure do get tired.

“hey! you could put your weed in here!”

And that was wen my car started smoking and swirving all over the road…

my wife or the car hmmm let me celebrate my new home.

Powered by K-Fed

“I love it when a plan comes together”

the new upgraded motor from the gerble wheel powered. to the two foot man powered propane igition with a full cuban back exhaust, with a michalobe cooling system.

The engine’s in, puttin in some fuel and firin ‘er up…you DID want a ME-TEC engine dropped in right?

2-ton floor jack… $65
125 piece socket set… $99
engine hoist… $125
your ex-girlfriend discovering why her car wont start…Priceless

In some parts of the US, rent is becoming exceedingly expensive. As such, some of us younger generation are creating new definitions for, “Home, Sweet Home.”

This Honda isn’t burnin’ rice. It’s burnin’ Cubans.

This Honda isn’t burnin’ rice. It’s burnin’ Cubans.

After a long hard day of checkin her fluids and getting dirty, Jason enjoys his hard work with a smoke and a brew….. Now hopefully she leaves in the morning.

After a long hard day of checkin her fluids and getting dirty, Jason enjoys his hard work with a smoke and a brew….. Now hopefully she leaves in the morning.

1 super tuned Redneck Power!!

New “Fred Flintstone” hybrid powered by propane, alcohol and methane is smokin! Somebody, stop him!

“Honda powered by life”

The all new hybrid 10 mpcb(miles per cigar and beer).

Probably a bad idea !

“Dont worry, I’ve got my best mechanic working on it!!”

What really goes on when you tell the wife your working on the car…….

Luckily you can’t drink and drive without and engine… so enjoy

Coming Febuary 2007!!!
New Honda Turbo!

Why it takes so long for your car to get fixed at auto garages.

Somethings are just better imported.Import car, cigar, and beer. It’s a beautiful thing.

“Therapy”

hmmm i wonder wats the fastest way to shave? just ask this guy

Wooo smoking intake man!!!

Gas is just to expensive these days, I had my converted to MP the only expenses I have now are cigars and beer.

Another Friday night in the ‘Hood.

We crossed the boarder, Time to celebrate.

blow me…i’m swapped…

Yeah, It takes him forever to fix my car, but he works for 50 cent cigars and a six pack.

I wonder what would happen if I farted !!

I thought the joke: “In soviet russia, car drive you” wasn’t supposed to be taken literally.

Ferrari enzo: 660 horsepower.
Bugatti veyron: 1000 horsepower
Red Honda crx: 1 manpower

Uh-oh, inhaling some of those propane fumes while smoking a cigar might not be healthy. Especially after your lungs catch on fire.

lol i guess hes on break…..

When a bum finds a CRX and $10 in the same day!

A imported beer and cigar still won’t add class to this guy

oh your honda is vTECH powered? Well my crx is STONER powered!

After a long night of Masturbation, Johnny decided that a good smoke and some brew would hit the spot!

good thing we capped off the gas lines……we did cap off the gas lines right?

It looks like they got the engine out ok, but they left one giant dipstick!

In later years, Bam-Bam had to hide his bad habits from Pebbles.

Wow thats a smart person…disconected gas lines and an open flame…soon to be a Darwin prize winner I am sure

WTF

The Cubans’ valiant effort to enter the world’s automotive market goes from Castro to catastrophe as the new “commie commuter” misses yet another deadline.

The Cubans’ valiant effort to enter the world’s automotive market goes from Castro to catastrophe as the new “commie commuter” misses yet another deadline.

George Bush’s approval rating sank even lower when photos of the government’s billion-dollar gasohol research facility were revealed.

Wow that one crazy niget i woke up in engine compartment

I wish this picture was funny enough for a caption contest.

Boyz n the Hood!

I told you this car was a sleeper!

K-Fed celebrates his divorce from Britney in his new apartment.

“No it’s not a Cuban! It’s a Honda!”

“You might be a redneck if swapping your engine involves the step; Light cigar with torch while holding beer.”

M.A.D.D should be against drunk mechanics too

I heard about rice burners, so I decided to experiment with burning tobacco with alcohol injection.

Now thats some fire power!

My car will smoke you

Hey lets hot box under the hood

Best hiding place ever!

One way to keep family from driving the car.

The best way to give a old mechanic a heat attack

Never give an auto technician a torch, a cigar, and a long neck bottle of bud cuz this is what happens..

“Mame, your car will be ready right after I finish my break.”

Leave Santa what he really wants and I’ll definitely get that new JDM engine I’ve been wanting.

There are many vices that people can fall victim to, money-pit cars are the worst.

Bob said there was no smoking or drinking allowed in his car…he never made any rules about his engine compartment though.

This is what happens when you mix booze, cars and cigars

Now that is a “smokin” ride