Caption Contest #11!

granny shifting, not double clutching when you should. Suprised you didn’t blow the welds off the intake manifold! ordered 3 spoon engines, t66 turbo with nos and a MoTeC system exhaust. At LEAST $100,000 under the hood car

cool

In attempt to mirror Ford’s success with Harley, GM unveiled the short lived Stanley edition Cavalier.

There she blows

Joey was saving up his money for a discoball to hang off the antenna and the mix CD with the Macarena and the Electric Slide so he could get gigs as the DJ for the local high school dances. Plus, what better stoplight to stoplight dragrace music than Cotton-Eye Joe?!?!

That log was holding the radiator cap down when my car overheated, but obviously, anyones wood couldn’t hold that down.

Wow, caption contest for that pic, duh! Oh well what can you do.

Monkey’s eat banana’s and Rabbits eat lettuce, theres only one Subaru that burbles like mine, no cats

Joe’s Service: We will get your cat down from the tree at any cost.

Since I didn’t win the caption contest last month I figured that I needed to let off some steam before trying next month.

Thats how we get the cat down from the tree, here in suburbia.

Sorry, my Chevy forgot to take its Bean-O after eating some Fords for lunch.

I have a bad feeling that since my cavalier took up smoking, it will die of cancer before its 15th birthday.

Poor man’s NOS purge

I thought I saw this pic on Al Gore’s “Global Warming” slide show.

Ouu a smoke machin, really original. But isnt it supposed to be comming from your tires and not ur engine?

Alright! Calm down, I’ll go see if she’s got duel exhaust.

After years of research Chevy has finally found a way to keep birds from pooping on their cars with the new Scarecrow option.

And just when you thought it was safe to open the hood, Bang The engine goes and leaks on you…LmAo. Damn engine bladders can never hold its liquids

After a moment of thought, it seemed clear to Chevrolet that the Self Destruct button wasn’t such a good idea after all.

…apearentally the asteroid belt is nowhere near uranus? who would have thought i would hit one driving down the road.

This is what happens when your rubber is loose (Condom)

Do you think it overheated? Depends?

Driver: Hello, (p)O(w)nstar? I’m lost.
(p)O(w)nstar: Okay, we can tell you where you are. Just follow our instructions.
Driver: OK.
(p)O(w)nstar: OK, first off, start up your car, leave it in park and rev up the engine nice and high for about 15 minutes.
Driver: (15 minutes later) OK. What next?
(p)O(w)nstar: Allright, do you have a screwdriver or a pen handy?
Driver: No, but I have a log!
(p)O(w)nstar: That’ll do. Walk up to the front of your car and jam it into your radiator.
Driver: Wow! Theres lots of smoke or something coming out of my engine…..
(p)O(w)nstar: Our satellites have located your smoke signal, and we’ll get you on your way in no time.
Driver: Thanks (p)O(w)nstar! You’re the greatest!

…and then a bottle rocket got stuck in my engine bay and exploded, it really was the worst 4th of July ever!

Smoking DOES make you look cool!

For the 2009 model year GM has contracted the makers of Mace to develope the anti theft device on this test vehicle!

thats why only trained technitians are supposed to service the a/c

Instead of racing on easter I should of went to church, Jesus took the radiator cap.

“Honest,I never saw the fire hydrant.”

This Cavalier is equipped with the Black Flag Wasp Killer option!

The prototype Alternative Fuel “bean” mobile still has a few bugs to be worked out.

Ok there Aladin you can shoot smoke and make all the wish’s you want but there is no genie comming out of that engine.

Things went a little off course when the nitrous refused to enter a cavaliers motor…

Things went a little off course when the nitrous refused to enter a cavaliers motor…

When Lexus asked for an extra cable to jump Carrera, Cavalier got a little too excited…..

according to page 8 of the instructions.. we hooked the lines up wrong on the air to water intercooler.

Chevys they are always dependable, even when they are steamed.

OMG..!! Is that a pink Chevrolet Cavalier sitting on 18’s, lowered and wide body kit..?? I don’t think I’ll be able to hold myself..!!!

PPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH…!!!!

Wow, that felt great..!!

You released the magic smoke! I thought I told you it wouldn’t work without the magic smoke!

You know guys, it was funny the first time…

Dark colors do attract the sun.

The hicks around town thought they were pretty cool with their airhorns, but when the new kid showed up with the steamhorn they knew they’d been outdone.

Oops. The turbo goes to the intake, not the radiator…

Is that your blow off valve? Or are you just happy to see me?

Yew wahn steam oh fry rice? Uhm, yes, I’ll take the steamed rice please.

Dry cleaning!

aww man your suppossed to hook it up so that some of it actually gets into the engine? Whats the point of that?

After doing all the modifications to the body and interior, dave thought he’d add somthing truly unique. A state of the art super chargerd tea kettle, creating the worlds first 2.4L ecotech SS/TK…. “Well it’ll never be a ten second car but at least it looks cool, right guys?”

In efforts to sell more cars GM will now be selling minute man chevy’s get them before they blow.

Alright dave hit start it up!
(BOOM!)
Perefect! I told you, most people waste all that money on NOS and a purge kit when all you need to do is cut a small hole in the radiator hose.

you think this is impressive… it runs the 1/4 in 18secounds….LOL

He replaced his blow off valve with a pissed off valve, dont mess with this chevy!

Hey Genie, my first wish is for a new car!

That log caused a huge radiator leak but maybe the neighbors will think its a super cool NoS spray.

I’ve heard of turbocharged and supercharged but never steamcharged!?! Thats gotta add another 458hp to the wheels…. Got Steam?

Too much nitrous will blow your “log” type manifold clear out of the engine bay!

Man i new we forgot to hook up the water lines to the water cooler

maybe someday I will even hook the nitrous to the engine!

I heard everythings backwards in New Zealand but I didn’t know even there cars let it out from the wrong side.

Just park under the monster truck to clear its sinuses.

After spending 10k upgrading his chevy cav, and loosing at the local car club show, he just had to let off some steam…

This is the real way to boil rice.

She was holding it in for the last 30 miles and once I found a nice spot, I pulled over and I let her do her business.

Mother%$#(ing meteors!!!!!

Mother%$#(ing meteors!!!!!