Cute Product Alert

Ever worried that your “Toyota” or “Dodge” key fob wouldn’t give a potential thief quite enough information about which car on the lot is yours? Now you can lead him right to it with a tiny keychain replica of your ride.  HFlix sells them on eBay in a surprising range of makes and models, and when I saw that they had a Ford Escort I couldn’t resist, simply because it’s so hard to find die-cast first-gen Escorts in any scale. Now I’m just dying to paint it PPG Cinnamon Candy with blackout trim to match my life-size ride. I’m assuming you’ll all have more common sense than I do, but since I’m not a complete idiot, the keychain will probably just be for storing key blanks. Even if you drive a car that no one wants, it makes sense to use something more generic to hold your actual keys.