What's the Best Way to Screw Up a Hot Date?

Get into a car accident. Yup. That’s what happened to me Friday on my way home from a night of shooting pool. This small fender bender might not be a huge thing to you, but I consider myself one of the best drivers on the planet—yes, I said planet—and I put a dent in my Jeep. Now I’m not sure what happened, but all I remember is that I was stopped at a red light, then all of a sudden the car in front of me had a missing rear windshield. And seriously, don’t blame it on the DVD player, as I was already stopped! Unfortunately, after about 30 minutes of watching me thank the police officer for doing such a nice job (read: kissing ass) my lovely lady was ready to go home. Sucks to be me. But at least something good was on Cinemax! Check out the damage.