Celebrity Car Magazine Curse?

By Jason

Marketing Lackey

I was strolling through the archives at CarDomain HQ (and by "strolling through archives" I mean "walking past a coffee table covered with magazines") when I came across Celebrity car’s 2006 NFL Kickoff edition featuring the Vick brothers. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m pretty sure they’ll be looking for different cover celebs this year, since the Vicks have compiled the following rap sheet since last fall:

Marcus: Sued for sexual battery upon a minor, fraud, and additional charges in December 2006.

Michael: Left a bottle that appeared to contain pot residue in a secret compartment (though tests were negative) in the Miami airport, indicted on federal felony charges stemming from his operation of a dog fighting operation that included the horrendous mistreatment and killing of dogs.

Nice work, guys!

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Comments

Young
Aug 18, 2007 at 5:26 am

Jason… Hahaha. That is funny as S…

Dave
Aug 18, 2007 at 2:24 am

Michael got convicted of killing dogs? For fun? The pot residue is stupid since he tested negative. As for the other one. He’s screwed. Good football players though.

Anonymous
Aug 17, 2007 at 11:37 pm

Just to be safe, especially since she’s also on the cover, the feds might want to also check out A.J. from Overhaulin’s backyard too.

Anonymous
Aug 17, 2007 at 4:46 pm

Yeah i say fuck all athletes. they dont need 30 million(approx.) a year just to entertain some fat ass americans.

Anonymous
Aug 17, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Mom must be proud. Actually, this thing is pretty messed up, ‘cuz their mom is proud.