Caption Contest: #15

She’s A Beauty!!! I Only Fill Her With Premium!!!

Barbie having a grill good time

TOUCHDOWN!!!!

Gimme an “L”, gimme an “O”, gimme another “O”, gimme an “S”, gimme an “E”. Whats that spell?

Chuckies sexual fantasy…

Hey look Bubba, another leftover doll from that trash barrel episode on The Twilight Zone…

This whole contest is back asswards…

Barbies butt being branded by a bow tie…

cute but how do u enter for this contest?

Tijuana’s version of the “Spirit of Ecstasy” (google it)

I wonder what has more lead, the chevy or the barbie.

We all knew Rob was lying about having met Kim Bassinger, but when he tried to back his story up, more than his integrity was called into question.

Yet another graduate of the “Flavor Flav School of Accesorizing.”

barbie’s where selling for more on ebay. so why not a package deal.

Ladies…..put your bathing suits on Naked Time Barbie after a day at the beach and attach her to the grille of your vehicle. Now drive home and when you get there, poof! Dry bikini! And mayfly and grasshopper sparkles!

Have you ever felt so bloated that you believe that you have a chevy up your a$$. Well Barbie does!

When barbie didnt give this driver what they wanted.

When barbie didnt give this driver what they wanted.

All that’s left now is to christen her for her madain vouyage…. someone pass me the bottle of Pabst!

Barbie was a size queen; the new Chevy Tahoe Tampax edition fit just right.
~red pinstriping optional

Maybe if I drove a Ford I’d get a real chick!!

The only reason I’d buy a chevy is because it doesn’t have lead paint…wait a minute…

Now kids, can anyone tell me why britney spears car seat location placement isn’t optimal?

or

An everyday sight with so many drunken celebrities driving in L.A.

Hey.!! Check out my new hood pin..!!!

I thought Barbie was like 6ft in real life, or is my truck smaller…. I am Being punked .. were is the camara?

Image for new ad: Bowtie = Chick magnet. Chevrolet

WHY would you do that??? Everyone knows pink is so NOT Barbie’s best color!

This is the entry-level to the Barbie-edition Tahoe. Higher trim levels have Barbie sporting an evening gown and heels.

In desperation to make their sport utilies more appealing, GM has partnered with Mattel. The impending release of the Barbie Edition Tahoe is generation quite a buzz.

california: where even little people can be super models.

I didnt believe him when he said it was “this big.”

Dammit Barbie! Why you always be up in my grill?

Ironically Paris Hilton is a victim of a drunk driving

“Bowtie my ass”

“COME ON BARBIE/
LET’S GO PARTY!”

-Aqua, “Aquarium” 1997

“Now if the truck was Pink i could make it a MaryKay edition!”

You too can pull stumps out of the ground with your 4×4 when you have this wench!

I guess that’s one way to always have that wind in your hair look.

This is what Michael Jackson does to show everyone he is only interested in little boys.

Getting revenge on you little sister should have ended way before you started driver.

Sure our Paris Hilton bumper guard works great just make sure to keep her legs down, the last person we hit slipped inside and was never seen again!

…Also in the news today, Barbie passed a sport utility through her colon successfully, to the amazement of onlookers. Pictures at 11…

After deer hunting for so many years, cousin Earl was a little confused when his buddies said that they were all going out to bars to go girl hunting.

Barbie- PLease pimp my ride MTV!!!!!

How could he Nicole Ritchie to pose with his chevy?!?!?

That looks ridiculous. Seriously, who would do that to their ride? The owner should be shot for those hubcaps.

So thats where I left my love doll!!!!!

Lawyer: $5,000
Big Screen TV: $2,000
Bank Account: $1.5Million
Getting revenge after a nasty divorce….. Priceless!!

HOST-”Mrs Barbie, why is it that you think one fifth of americans can’t pick which car is a Chevy out of a line up?”

BARBIE-”well…”

HOST-”Mrs Barbie, why is it that you think one fifth of americans can’t pick which car is a Chevy out of a line up?”

BARBIE-”well…”

Barbie gets new job as Figurehead of Chevy. Apparently there’s more in the head of this blonde than just plastic. Gotta keep the spare key somewhere.

damn and I thought the love bugs were bad.

Bubba was too cheap to buy a Rolls Royce hood ornament, so he figured Barbie would be a good substitute.

i told her to stop asking me to get stop and get directions.

the term cow catcher has now been redefined

A Tahoe sporting a Camel Toe

givving deer all over the world a reason to get hit my a car.