Dancing With the Stars: Less Crappy Version

Unless my eyeballs were being held open with those scary-looking fork things like they had in A Clockwork Orange, I didn’t think I’d ever watch more than a few nano-seconds of Dancing With the Stars. But life is full of surprises. So just why did I risk permanently scalding myself? Well, I heard that two-time Indy winner Hlio Castroneves was competing, and I have to admit, I was a little curious. It turns out that even after screwing up his knee in a crash, on the dance floor, the "Spiderman" and his partner took the checkered flag. Bravo guys! Maybe the producers DWTS will even start featuring less of the stupid dancing and judging, and more killer racing car footage. But probably not.