Man Busted After Acting on Desire For BMW, Making Mess

By Jen

Editor

An Edmonton man was convicted on Friday of sex offenses after molesting a BWM 328i that was on display at the Home and Garden show. Edward Wong’s "attraction" to the Bimmer, which prompted him to climb atop the car’s roof and put on a shocking spectacle that had to be dealt with by both security guards and a "clean-up crew," was explained unconvincingly by his psychiatrist: the car’s roof, he claimed, was "curved like a woman’s body." During the trial, Wong claimed to have lusted similarly after a ’55 Chevy and a ’67 Camaro. He admitted to getting naked on the roof of a ’91 Buick Century, and had also previously been arrested for assaulting a Mini Cooper in front of a pizza parlor. Get the whole bizarre story at the Edmonton Sun.

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Comments

jawwad
Nov 29, 2007 at 11:41 am

now every body knows how sexy bmw’w are______this guy rocks..

retroman
Nov 28, 2007 at 1:51 am

WHAT!?! He hasn’t assaulted a VW Bug yet? Seriously, that guy needs help, and his psychiatrist needs to stop making excuses for him.

JayPhoenix
Nov 27, 2007 at 5:42 pm

thats just… bizaar, most PEOPLE let alone Canadians aren’t like this guy he’s just like the red necks that make the news after a tornado, the ones that just make you say “what the hell happened to you, you dumb shit….”

Ted
Nov 27, 2007 at 1:52 am

Funny, I always thought a car’s hump was on the floor.

Jon
Nov 27, 2007 at 1:13 am

That is amazing. If the writers weren’t on strike Leno would have been joking about it all week.

Brian
Nov 26, 2007 at 6:44 pm

It reminds me of the cadillac Commercial when they say when you turn the car on does it return the favor. lol

Christopher Campbell
Nov 26, 2007 at 5:02 pm

Wierd guy. I hope he gets his pecker cut off!

kap0w
Nov 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Until I read the part about the Buick, I was going to say that it was understandable… those are some pretty hot rides!

Mr AMC1
Nov 26, 2007 at 3:14 pm

Man, that guy is awesome!

Evan
Nov 26, 2007 at 2:51 pm

Wow, perhaps he needs some help. Let’s just be happy it was a car and not an unwilling by stander.

I know it’s cold up here in Canada but, sheesh.

Anonymous
Nov 26, 2007 at 2:30 pm

I like that out of all the cars hes turned on by…. a 91 Buick Century made the list haha

Anonymous
Nov 26, 2007 at 12:14 pm

Haha, I used to live there. A nice city, but the people can be a little off, especially this guy. But hey, Canadians are not all like this.