Mangled Subie Pleads for Death

By John

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Winding Road posted this, and I just had to speak up too. Now, three-wheeled vehicles are bad enough when they’re born that way, but this? This is vehicular depravity at its worst. Apparently, the butcher behind this monstrosity wanted to exploit the loophole which allows three-wheeled vehicles to ride in HOV lanes, and in the process, he destroyed this poor Subie. If you listen, you can actually hear the poor thing pleading for the sweet embrace of the crusher. There are so many awful things about this auction, it’s impossible to list them all here. But perhaps the most tragic element of this sad, sad tale can be found in this line: "Started this project and had 2 beautiful daughters born." Yup, this psychopath has reproduced. It’s enough to make you want to cry.

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Posted at 12:59 am in eBay, John Coyle, Project Cars, Subaru, Winding Road

Comments

Highspeedhijinks
Jan 18, 2008 at 6:48 pm

“Pray for MoJo” simpsons geeks will get it.

Evan
Jan 18, 2008 at 8:07 am

What an idiot. Like that would pass any safety inspections either for insurance purposes. This belongs in the hit to pass or better yet the crusher!!!!

Ted
Jan 18, 2008 at 2:23 am

Look at the bright side. It’s not a commercial airliner. It’s not a ship. It’s not even a truck.
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Bastardization, in this case amounts to only a couple thousand pounds.

Stewart
Jan 18, 2008 at 1:45 am

I’m trying to be open minded, and optimistic…
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But I can’t…
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It seems that I really HATE this car…
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I can find no redeeming quality…
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None whatsoever…
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I really did try
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Seriously. WTF???

Anonymous
Jan 18, 2008 at 1:25 am

A “could have fixed” project gone imaginative no doubt.He still kept that one strong beam below the rear seat to make the third wheel mount. interesting…I learned from this monstrosity.(I drive old subes)Never feel bad for an old sube…until they’re gone and realize what junk everything newer turned into.