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January 23, 2008
Russian Does the Impossible!
By John
Editor
Yup, someone made the Cayanne even uglier! Now, the guys over at Porsche did their best to make the Cayanne hideous straight out of the box, and in my opinion, they did a great job. It’s even more awful than regular Porsches! But once the sickos of Stuttgart have a look at this Russian masterpiece, I think they’ll be scrambling back to the drawing board. Where do you even start with this thing? I mean, the grill alone makes me want to claw my eyes out, and I’m going to have a whole bunch of lunch beers to forget about the back. Yuck. While this is probably the horrid Porsche on the planet, something tells me the Panamera will make this monster look like Mila Jovovich.
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AUDI IS KING OF THE ROAD
Jan 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm
THAT IS THE BEST LOOKING PORSCHE CAYANNE I HAVE EVER SEEN,..THE COLOR BLOWS FOR A SHAPE LIKE THAT BUT THE SYLING IS PRETTY SICK. NOT MY FIRST PICK FOR A CAR BY FAR BUT THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT IT THE COOLER IT GETS.
JOHN YOU SOUND LIKE A CROTCHETY OLD MAN. LIGHTEN UP.
limpdick
Jan 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Ya 15 yrs is not enough so u dont know anything
GTR
Jan 25, 2008 at 7:25 am
Well, if it had a different front bumper then it would actually look good. But what do i know, i’ve only been designing cars for the past 15 years.
Chris
Jan 25, 2008 at 5:57 am
Im gonna get one of those….and burn it
Ed
Jan 25, 2008 at 3:02 am
I have never been a Porsche fan. The lines are just too round and “bubbley looking”. Not for me.
Ed
Jan 25, 2008 at 3:02 am
I have never been a Porsche fan. The lines are just too round and “bubbley looking”. Not for me.
BIG T
Jan 25, 2008 at 1:48 am
that thing is fucking ugly.. i wouldnt let my dog ride in that…
JOHNNY
Jan 25, 2008 at 1:45 am
Editor JOHN drives a 92 camry WHAT DO U EXPECT he has 18 rims on his 92 camry ahahaha … lets all donate him 1 cent each so he can upgrade his rims lmao
George Bittles
Jan 25, 2008 at 1:40 am
The fact that Editor John is coming at Porsches appearance not only the Cayenne but just in general just plain shows his level of intelligence.
peter
Jan 25, 2008 at 1:40 am
WTH .. who thinks porsche is ugly ? That is a highly RUDE comment .. not that i own a porsche but this is a car appreciation website and you are putting down somones car .. that is just dumb.. another thing whoever thinks porsche is ugly cant afford one and that fact turns into depression and then .. HATE.
Lucas Busch
Jan 25, 2008 at 1:14 am
No porsche is ugly. if any one thinks the cayanne is ugly they can eat a dick. not only is it sick is hell, but it would problably kill half of the people’s car who degrades this car.
pissed off member
Jan 25, 2008 at 12:51 am
what im considering doing is emailing porsche an letting them know arrogant assholes on cardomain like to talk shit about them basicly degrading them and saying there dumb an cant design cars. the cayenne was a testing ground for a SUV by porsche the FIRST ever so dont expect it to look like some escalade give them props for stretching out to a larger market of vehicles then diss them. least their trying.
Anonymous
Jan 24, 2008 at 8:10 pm
wow what was porche thinking this has got to be one of the ugliest cars ive ever laid eyes on…i wonder how many people will be unfortunate enough to waist there hard earned money on this ugly ass car…they need to take it back to the drawing bored
John Coyle
Jan 24, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Um, or you’ll do what, exactly?
dan
Jan 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Don’t you ever knock porsche again!
Sam
Jan 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Gotta agree with simran,the designers were smoking something very good!
Ted
Jan 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm
mmmmmm… Mila Jovovitch.
toxicvid.com
Jan 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
This car is not ugly at all it’s a bit overdone but it’s uniqueness is appealing and yes I would definetly change the grill to chrome and repaint it white add some 23″ polish Asanti racing rims. That should do it. Check out toxicvid.com for free movies
Kri5
Jan 24, 2008 at 4:36 pm
this is d ugliest car i’v ever seen..it doesnt deserve 2 b called a porsche..
deedz
Jan 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
that looks sick and fast
Annonymous
Jan 24, 2008 at 7:21 am
Cardomain should watch what they fucking say. they do have the right to opinion but they truely gone to far if Porsche gets a hold of this article an what their saying about Porsche their gonna find themselves in a wad oh shit deeper then the looks of that Cayenne
Josh
Jan 24, 2008 at 5:52 am
I can’t see the back cause the pic isn’t working but the front is kinda interesting but maybe on another car… and with a downsized grille.
Ed
Jan 24, 2008 at 5:10 am
It sucks, i hate it and no one should drive this under any circumstances. Even if you have recently got into a accident that was your fault and you have no choice but to drive a big peice of junk because the person you hit sued you for neck injuries that are not even real and you dont have ant saving because you have to spend all of your money on your children that are constanly getting in trouble. Even then, if you have to drive this Porsche or a ol’ peice of crap. Please, by all means drive the junker. The color makes it even worse.
t-sizzle
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:47 am
some one take this guys licence away
t-sizzle
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:47 am
some one take this guys licence away
j_dizzlin
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:39 am
wow dude hold up, kinda goin a little too far by sayin all porsches are hideous, but ya this ones pretty screwed up, especially them headlights
j_dizzlin
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:39 am
wow dude hold up, kinda goin a little too far by sayin all porsches are hideous, but ya this ones pretty screwed up, especially them headlights
shitface
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:33 am
im definatley gonna have trouble sleeping
Justin
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:54 am
ET GO HOME, and take your car with you! NASTY.
Randal
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:38 am
oh man, I think I threw up. What where they thinking?
Alex
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:27 am
that is the ugliest looking thing have have ever seen, it looks like they forgot to put the lenses on the headlights
-alex
simran_virk
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:18 am
Damn thats UGLY!!How the heck did they manage to do this??I’m guessing they were smoking something good.Man the old Cayenne were insane!
simran_virk
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:17 am
Damn thats UGLY!!How the heck did they manage to do this??I’m guessing they were smoking something good.Man the old Cayenne were insane!
t-sizzle
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:10 am
ahhh how let my exgirlfriend on the screen
John Mark
Jan 23, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I love how the (normal) Cayenne looks, but this is just not right.
P.S. (It’s spelled Cayenne, not Cayanne)
Evan
Jan 23, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Oh my god… ugly as sin.
Gross….
Let the Porsche pass to field in piece. Those are the ones they should be freezing.
kap0w
Jan 23, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Wow! Shouldn’t have posted without checking out the back. Somehow they stole the hood off a Pontiac and stuck it to the hatch lid! Someone explain to me how this even happens!
kap0w
Jan 23, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Wow… they stole Audi’s ugliest grill and then one-upped it by rounding the bottom. Kudos, sir – I didn’t know it could be done.
will
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
looks alot like a Rinspeed to me…