Poor Blue Geo

Last month, a blue Geo was lampooned in a FreeCreditReport.com advert as the "used subcompact" which the underfunded and overspent protagonist was forced to buy instead of "lookin’ fly and rollin’ phat." This month, the beleaguered blue Geo returns in a FedEx Super Bowl ad, where it is picked up by a mutant carrier pigeon and lofted through the plate glass window of an office building several stories up. Would someone please give this car some respect? It’s hard to be the three-cylinder lightweight of the auto industry. More importantly, where are these blue Geos coming from? I haven’t seen one in real life in three years!