EX-Shell Boss: All New Cars Should Get 35MPG

By John

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Sir Mark Moody-Stuartthe former Chairman of Shellis recommending all new cars sold in the EU should have to get 35MPG or better. In his statement, he also completely dismissed the idea of carbon credits, and said automakers would be able to manage despite the tough mandate. When asked about how US automakers would respond if similar requirements were imposed in stateside, GM’s Bob Lutz began sobbing uncontrollably and locked himself in an executive washroom. Moody-Stuart did not comment on widespread speculation that his eyebrows have been surgically enhanced. Winding Road via PistonHeads.

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NobiZero
Feb 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm

EX-Shell Boss: All New Cars Should Get 35MPG
NobiZero: All EX-Shell Bosses should groom those crazy eyebrows and leave Bob Lutz alone.

Ted
Feb 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm

ironically bears a resemblance to Jed Clampett… another well-known oil man.

Highspeedhijinks
Feb 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm

WOW !!! THOSE EYEBROWS ARE INTENSE. He looks like a scary grandpa ready to tell Jimmy to quit playi’n on the wood pile.

Ted
Feb 5, 2008 at 6:55 am

of course he dismissed the carbon credits…heck carbon anything. He wants the world to just take the complacent approach… forget about warnings from scientists who devoted their lives to researching the climate. what the hell do they know anyway…