Britney Spears Move of the Day: Buckle Up Beer, Not Baby!

A driver in Florida was found to have secured a 24-pack of Busch with a seatbelt, while a toddler was allowed to run loose in the back seat. Pulled over for running a red light, the motorist turned out to have no license, but two crack pipes in her purse—perhaps she would’ve benefited from one of those Volvo warning icons—while the baby and her 20-year-old mother were unbelted in the back. While it’s true that 24-packs are less prone to airbag injuries than babies are, it’s unclear at this point whether this argument will be brought to bear in the driver’s defense. Associated Press via WTOPnews.