This Just In: New on the Net

Anyone who has ever done customer service knows that it sucks, and that people are terrible. This transcript on NotAlwaysRight.com is hilarious. Best line? "Your car might be there forever." Here’s the news:

• The egg chair was a hip piece of furniture back in the ’70s, and buying a high-quality one on eBay will cost you a pretty penny. Now a Chicago company is bringing it back, in the form of a child seat. Looks pretty rad, but is it safe? Auto Express
• Though the Tundra has a V8, fully boxed frame and is able to pull off all kinds of wicked stunts on TV, that didn’t help January sales. But Toyota isn’t worried, and says it’ll let Detroit take the lead on incentive programs. Ouch. Automotive News
• According to BMW, the X5 diesel hybrid it will unveil at the Geneva Motor Show will be as clean as a modern sedan. Let’s just not mention how much work modern sedans need. AutoWeek
• Sure, it ain’t easy being green, but it just might be cheap. In LA, GM is set to offer drivers E85 at  .85 cents a gallon. That’s cheaper than a bottle of water! World Car Fans