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And just when you think you’ve made something idiot proof. Someone
comes up with a better idiot.

hey check out my flugtag craft.

“hey, Will you turn around and make sure that thing is centered, i dont want it sticking out farther on one side then the other, that would look stupid”

“hey, Will you turn around and make sure that thing is centered, i dont want it sticking out farther on one side then the other, that would look stupid”

“dont worry jess, you dont have to call a handyman im already on my way!”

“I believe I can fly”

AS IF THE TALL ASS UGLY WINGS ON THE BACK WERE BAD, NOW THEY ARE IN THE CARS AND A DOMSTIC MODLE AT THAT. “THATS JUST TO FAR”.

Car looks great. All it is missing is Jackie Chan hanging on the left side saying “Help me Carter” and Chris Tucker hanging on the right side saying “I’m gonna kill you man, I told you to never touch a black man’s radio.”

Car looks great. All it is missing is Jackie Chan hanging on the left side saying “Help me Carter” and Chris Tucker haging on the right side saying “I’m gonna kill you man, I told you to never touch a black man’s radio.”

This just in! Two 6 year old boys stole a sedan and there is a highspeed chase. The children and the police appear to be playing “Shoots and Ladders”! Other drivers must be patient. Police are taking this “1 step at a time.”

Jimmy desire to fly would not be extinguised by his flight school failure…………..

I’m gonna create my own stairway to heaven..

I told bob to buy DVD screens for the kids and he said he could just install some in car monkey bars for em.

Honey, I got the little giant.

Attention all autozone racers. We have the newest mid-car wing universally available for all “four-door” tuners. Now your 2.2liter Honda can finally achieve lift off

“Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over…?

“10 more MPH and we can take off”

With the new CAFE standards drawing ever closer the wetbacks at Home Depot are getting desperate.

The Three Stooges foray into the automotive comedy scene.

This just proves that all blonde jokes are true.

climb on me honey while the ladder is lying down

“You think this is bad? On the front, he is using his radiator fan as a propeller.”

this is why women should not go to the hardware store by themselves”but honey it was on sale!”,,,,,,,my bad i wasn’t logged on the first time’s

this is why women should not go to the hardware store by themselves”but honey it was on sale!”,,,,,,,my bad i wasn’t logged on the first time’s

this is why women should not go to the hardware store alone.”but honey it was on sale!”

this is why women should not go to the hardware store alone.”but honey it was on sale!”

Arabian street surfing extensions.

And for our next entry in the Red Bull Gives you Wings contest…..

well at least we can do automobile jousting now

Man i hope we dont pass no bikers i bet they wont be to happy!

dude, freeway monkey bars. it’s the new thing

I guess when they said climb in through the window because the doors where stuck they where serious.

I guess when they said climb in through the window because the doors where stuck they where serious.

The reason why the All-In-One ladder was invented…

Taking “closeline” to a WHOLE new level

A day without a Mexican…

That white SUV is going to need a new paint job, in 5…4….3…

And you said we should buy a truck.

You might be a redneck if…

“honey check out what me and the guys made for the red bull flight contest”

Darn nabit, my taxes pay to create 12 foot wide roads, and by George i am going to use my 12 feet!

Looks like Santa’s reindeer are on strike this year!!!!

Looks like Santa’s reindeer are on strike this year!!!!

chrysler’s latest motto…
take a step up in life; enjoy! =)

“Steve, pull over, people are honking”
“Jenny, I’ve already told you, the Ladder Supply guy said the warranty was good for one day, and one day only, and this ladder is just not cutting it for me”

i just picked up this wing they said you install it throught the back window and youll go faster then a Honda

i just picked up this wing they said you install it throught the back window and youll go faster then a Honda

dude i thought the dealer said this thing could fly

need a lift Climb on in!!

need a lift CLIMB on in.

FOR SALE: 03′ chrysler concorde, red, 4-door, automatic, good condition, ladder threw rear windows, low mileage, $4999 O.B.O.

“you should of seen how i got the living room set home the other day…”

honey…home depot just rips you off with that home delivery non-sense

you know…that cop was very nice by just letting us off with only a warning…

everyone is honking at us…that damn tail light must be out again

“dude, this is gonna be an epic game of shoots and ladders.”

and now we present, for those small towns who cannot afford a ladder truck for their fire department, this innovative alternative…..

Ya know Billy Joe, Its gonna be a long drive but finally our guys in Iraq are gonna get some ass kickin help!

“FAIL”

The DIY guy doesn’t always think ahead…

Some people will do the craziest things to get better gas mileage.

id say buddy needs to *step up safety*

So who wants a convertable?…

On the plus side…
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The new volunteer fire vehicles ARE more fuel efficient!
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You should see the Prius carrying the hose!

Its a new wing for your Talon. Its just on a Chrysler.

Wife calls husband “honey can you pick me up a new pair of tights on your way home seem to have a ladder in these ones” Husband “your lucky only a ladder in your tights”

WHEN CHRYSLER IS NOT AS HIGH UPON THE POPULARITY LADDER AS DODGE…

THEY NEED A LADDER TO RISE ABOVE. BUT IN THIS CASE, “A BIG ONE”

Somewhere in suburbia a kitten is still stuck in a tree.

Officer Smith: “I think we just found out who’s been knocking over all those mail boxes across the city.”

Due to rising costs, Boeing and Chrysler have teamed up to create the latest in pilot training.

“I am going with a Transformers theme, and I thought I would start with the arms”

Have you heard Weird Al’s new song… “wide and sturdy”?

Her husband told her to go buy an Uplander, not an up-ladder.

Now with optional extendable luggage rack, for when you need just a little extra space.

Instead of climbing the “ladder of success”, Chrysler decided to run off with it so no one else could.

this guy either needs a truck or should have married mary poppins.

60 40 split rear seats are a thing of the past.

The hitch-hiker catcher 2000. Just roll down the back windows and insert the hitch-hiker catcher 2000 and presto, you have converted your ride into the best hitch-hiker catcher in the world. Now available at your local home depot. hurry wile supplies last.

dood your car isn’t going to fly stop trying.

CAUTION! VEHICLE MAKES WIDE LEFT AND RIGHT TURNS.

Plans off the internet said i would get air born by about 50.

all in all we knew our car was one step above the rest

hmm… where am i going park?!?

whats wrong with this picture?
Theres no brightly coloured flags on the ends of that ladder!!

got to help illigal immagrants cross the boarder

Damn that bitch was tall!!

Gives new meaning to “wide body kit”

Baby cause I’m a thuuuug!!!!

Chrysler-kabob

Instead of eating donuts, cops are now doing them as an effective means of crowd control.

-OR-

You know how much fuel this new rail system delivers?

Hey Jim bob, Where did they say the bridge needed a repair?

“Warning: Cut me off and you’ll face serious body damage!”

Hope thats not a bridge ahead?

the duke boys wish they had come up with that idea

why is everyone baggin on my car?

flight attendants please be seated for takeoff

caution, union electrician on board…

BWU HA HA lets see those crotch rockets try and pass ME in traffic!!!

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass…

“It’s so much easier to climb in now. I should have thought of this years ago!”

I just need my personal space…this ladder should keep others away!

Well, let me check “being a dumbass” off my list of “things to do today”

Damned Repunzel…Goin and cuttin’ her hair…I suppose she wanted a Limo too…

Chrysler. the Official Car of the Three Stooges. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Whubb Whubb Whubb! Oh So a Wise Guy?! Yaanhh yanh aaanhh!

Picture that car one lane over to the right and a pedestrian walking on the shoulder. Jackpot!

Some people drive SO Bad they will do anything to get one step closer to heaven.

so I asked the wife to bring me the ladder….

My buddy said ladder bars would help me at the track. I should haul a@# now!

“Now we can smash twice as many mail boxes in half the time!”

clearly this guy isnt a big fan of motorcycles passing him by at red lights. (ouch that would hurt)

“If you think this is bad, wait till smartcar Jeff gets here with the big tools!”

lets hope he doesn’t get next to a sidewalk

“I just picked up a new lift kit!”

and next on worlds wildest police chases, the law caught up to this driver who was intending to cause some co-LADDERal damage

Base 3 Squad 1 in service to highway 51.

A better extension of the hand for a real road rage man!! haha id prolly do it!

Hey Doc, What happend to the DeLorean? Great Scotts Marty……Just extend the ladder so we can take off and save you once again!!!

So Stupid, a caveman wouldn’t do it!!!!

So Stupid, a cave man wouldn’t do it!!!!

the new integrated ladder for little people. getting in and out was never soooo easy.

“The Ladder” – The latest new revolutionary anti-theft device!

“Caution, Wide Load.”

How to get payback with a bad contractor…

Look Honey!!!! It’s the new Chrysler Sebrung!!!!!!

“The ricer spoiler takes a new meaning.”

“Wow, that car salesman at the Chrysler dealership was right about trucks being overated.”

“So much for that ‘roomy interior’ they advertised!”

I got to go get my GIANT fork I threw at that car last week

Owner – “Imagine if I took my work van, now wouldn’t that be embarrassing trying to fit this ladder , good thing I’m always thinking ahead.”

“He just got his new Chrysler and he doesn’t want anyone getting close enough to dent it so he put in a new homemade security system.”

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“This is the new Ladder-Secure security system, it guarantees no door dings or dents, going on sale Summer of 08′.”

“This is Chrysler’s new concept mini-firetruck, don’t let the color fool you it’ll be red when put into production…they’re still looking for a place to put the ladder.”

(on the cell phone) “Hi, um yeah. I’m on my way over now, to take down that big tree in your front yard. Oh, by the way, do you have a rope?”

“Good thing I managed to find the shorter ladder. I wouldn’t have been able to get the other one in the car…”

prepare for takeoff…

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

well there were a bunch of mexicans sitting on the ladder but once the car hit 50 they all fell off

red neck

This is what a redneck calls flying cross country.

NOW INTRODUCING THE CHRYLSER WITH 200HP AND LADDER FOR THOSE UNREACHABLE EMERGENCIES

Never said I didn’t warn you… NEVER get involved with a road rage issue and a construction worker.

Being the rookie in a volunteer fire dept. doesn’t give you a rung up in your daily commute.

helps me park smack dab in the center of my garage everytime. works like a charm!

“now i can say that no motorcycle can ever pass me…”

finally fed up with those lane drifters constantly going into the lane he’s in, jack finally found a low tech but ultra effective solution to keep them in line…..

Outta’ my way! Donkey Kong is gonna’ win if I don’t get this ladder up

Chrysler couldn’t climb the success ladder… so they stole it.

Owner: Yeeeah this custom 10 ft aluminum spoiler brings me up to about 500hp….

i bought the electric turbo off ebay but gas mpg went down so i bought this from the same seller to bring it back up

“They didn’t want to do the Prince Albert, so I opted for Jacob’s Ladder”

If you don’t understand it, google both of them and you’ll get it. LOL!

Its the new microsoft car for Carmagedon

He tryed to take his car to new hights.

Shortly after the the first prototype run, they realized the Chrysler concord would never fly…

Industrial ricer….I have an 8 feet aluminum Strut Tower Bar.That thing does miracles.No one can pass me since i installed it

Redneck Spoiler?

NOKILADDER:Connecting cars…

Why Morons should not breed.

Breaking News: “Gas prices hit a record high today that contractors had to trade in their Ecolines for 4 cylinder Chryslers.”

Good thing he tied that red hauling flag to the end of the ladder, you wouldn’t want to pose a danger to other motorists.

“…you should have seen how I moved the wooden ladder…”

No one will even notice……..

No one will even notice……..

“well…clime out and check”

you juuuust might be a mexican……

Look mommy It’s DUMBO!!!

It was either drive in the car alone or in the truck with the wife

“…thets right son, that right thur is a “cladder”. Just like in the story, “The Night Before Christmas”, where the guy was awakened by such a “cladder”…”

“this is doin a great job of keepin them kids outa my blind spots, aint it honey?”

“…Now Bubba, your sure this thing is gonna fly once we hit 80, right? Cuz I remember when you tried to get Reindeer to fly…”

Hot on the heels of the Rinspeed sQuba, the Chrysler Red-baron

Introducing our new line of authentic Home Depot car accessories.

I know gas is exspensive, but couldn’t we keep the roofing trucks?

Ok Jimmy prepare for take off.

Ok Jimmy prepare for take off.

Ok Jimmy prepare for take off.

does this ladder make me look fat?

Redneck volunteer Fire Dept’s new hook and ladder truck

The Werner ladder corporation has decided to get into the domestic auto accessory market…

Damnit Carl, I told you we should’ve taken the truck!

bad at parking? not any more with the new park-o-matic alignment tool. stay centered every time!

Rednecks engineering evolved from a Redneck RollerCoasters to the new and improved redneck Airplane

got to get a ladder for my homies in the hood so we can get in our DONK’s on 40′s

Watch out Wright brothers, here I come!

Flying Car Log: Test one unsuccessfull, possibly due to a lack of speed. Will try octane booster tomorrow.

Your Honor, it all started when my boss told me if I wanted a promotion I should try climbing the corporate ladder.

Now where the hell did I leave that ladder?