Caption Contest!

“Car 3-09 to base…Arrived at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They’re setting up the photoshoot now…just waiting for Belushi and Akroyd to show…will keep you posted. Car 3-09 out for now.”

You might be a jackass if…

I guess that’s what i get for tailgating a cement-truck!

Here’s your sign.

So that’s what “stuck pig” means

I am Sheriff Buford T. Justice, get the hell outta my way

PWNED!

cops do the darnest things

(cop) i cant tell them i was on my facebook page

Are you smarter then a cop??

Say it. Say “Car Ram-Rod”. C’mon….say it!

” We have installed new types of runble strips on our local highways. They will be sure to get you back on the road in a BIG HURRY!”

~Kyle~

But the tire guy said that these were all-terrain tires. Wet cement is a terrain, isn’t it?

INFO: miller95talon@hotmail.com.

Cheers. Hilarious pic btw.

BFGoodrich

“Owning the road, until the roads owns you.”

mythbusters revisited: pig buried in cement

“This old crown vic was found on highway 31 earlier today…”
“The officer responded to a call of drag racing…cement trucks?”
“Local PD refuse to comment.”

I thought these tires were AA rated! thanks alot Dunlop!

“Dammit I should’ve been a patient good boy like everyone else and waited to pick up that donut I just dropped on the passenger side but nooooOooo….”

Darn, I knew I shouldn’t have had that one last wafer thin mint.

Yep, it’s still wet

Why is every person driving by staring at me they look so stupid!!!!

(cop) hey that driver down the road merged witout using a signal…..some people just shouldn’t drive

still not as bad like last year’s toy’s for drug’s program

this was the left turn bugs bunny was talking about at Albuquerque??

Dang it, whats the code for “cruiser stuck in cement”?

“Captain retard, reporting for duty sir”

Inspector Gadget makes his escape after working outside his jurisdiction.

New speeding parameters that’ll stop anyone in their tracks, even cops in hot pursuit.

Recently speed traps have become a permanant fixture of US highways.

crap were going to be late for the doughnuts

Car 54, where are you?

1# ADUM 12# HES IN A GRAY 05 DODGE MAGNUM… I STOP HIM BUT HE TORE ASS, AN I GOT STUCK IN HIS TRACKS. SEND OUT AND APB… THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVIN US UA DAM HEMI!!! FUCKIN MAGNUMS

1# ADUM 12# HES IN A GRAY 05 DODGE MAGNUM… I STOP HIM BUT HE TORE ASS, AN I GOT STUCK IN HIS TRACKS. SEND OUT AND APB… THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVIN US UA DAM HEMI!!! FUCKIN MAGNUMS

New Law: Officers have to make sure reinforcement bar is more than 2″ from the top of concrete on all new road construction. Details on how to enforce it are still being worked out.

Spy photo of the new Ford Crown vic with prototype breaking system.

*sigh* yes… I can’t arrest you if you call me a moron.

You know its time to join a gym when…

Do you know how fast you were paving?

That’s one soft shoulder!

Disbatch:”We’ve gotten calls on a cement truck pouring cement on the road, we need a car to go check it out.” Car 198:”CKCKC…10-4 I’m on it.”

But sir i thought you said we don’t have to obey traffic signs…

“D3 to dispatch… Sorry I can’t take that call, my cruiser’s stuck. Don’t bother sending anyone out, I’ll just wait for the concrete to harden and back out. [raucous laughter crackling over the radio] “Yeah… I did it again. Is that desk next to the window still available?”…

“I’d get out, but I don’t wanna leave footprints in the fresh concrete…”

Suddenly, the Kansas State Police realized they weren’t the Kansas State Police, and they weren’t in Kansas anymore

SOMEONE’S GETTIN A TICKET FOR THIS!

Public Notice: In spite of the recent increase in traffic offenses, officers will be taking a harder stance on violations…in a few minutes….

What a pain in the asphalt!

Nobody likes cops, looks like gravity doesn’t either.

This is what happens when gravity is against you.

Pig’s can’t fly…..look’s like they can’t drive either!!!!

Ive heard of roadblocks but not this kind I mean it kinda is an effective way. You stop the car and stick the perp write where you want him.

If she’s coming to my rescue I am Screwed

Half-Dozen Donuts- 6.50

Coffee- 3.15

Taking the wrong turn- Priceless

FREEZE!!!!!!!!!

I’ll never lose traction again

Most people write their name in wet cement… Officer Johnson like donuts…

After having been in “Super Troopers” This Spurberry cruiser was seen here leaving its prints on the “Walk of Fame”

maybe if I keep the lights on they wont notice…

“I’m gonna get them Duke boys”

I guess no matter what kind of pig you are…your gonna play in the mud.