Whoops: Forklift Operator Dumps Maserati

Great, thx for information…

I totally agree with the fork lift driver… well not actually I mean there’s other ways of handling it, but good on ya anyways for fucking up that dick’s car, a maserati doesn’t mean you can park wherever you want.

Two words: TOW TRUCK. Alternate two words: FLAT BED. sheesh…

OMG. Illegally parking a car justifies the total destruction of it?
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Listen, in California ya gotta at least be caught RACING on public streets before they destroy your ride.
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Take some Ginkobiloba dude, maybe fish oil supplements… wait, BOTH.

Either way you guys put it,both the lift worker and the owner are RETARTED!

its not the drivers fault that the Maserati was parked ILLEGALY. I agree entirely with the construction guys. they have a job to get done, they dont need to put up with the shit of some tough ass in his car parking ILLEGALLY in the way. i hope Mr. Maserati’s insurance company doesn’t cover his ass. maybe he will learn he has to follow the world and park between the lines like everyone else.

Yeh this was in Sydney, Australia and it wasnt a prank.
The Maserati was parked illegally and the construction workers needed it moved so 1 of them thought they would just pick it up with the forklift and move it down the street to a safe spot, Though it didnt turn out the way he thought it would when the car fell off the forklift and was a write-off.

this guy on the forklift is a mother fucking tool and a half. i would most definitely have to end his existance

No need for a backstory. All involved were goddam morons. You don’t pick a car up with a forklift unless it’s supposed to be taking its last ride to the muncher. At the least, I hope the forklift operator was fired and sued for damages.

I’d grab the prankster and take him out to the middle of nowhere, blowout his kneecaps with a .45 and then drive off leaving him there to try and crawl back to civilization.

what an idiot.

How do you explain that to your insurance company? Honest, I parked it over there, I don’t how it ended up upside down.

What would compel a person to do this to a MASERATI of all cars!? What a dumb ass! I’ve seen the same done to a Ford Festiva…who cares, even an old POS Dodge Ram Charger! But a MASERATI!?!?!? I would KILL that guy!!!

First i would sever the guys toes, and fingers you know make him suffer. Then i would cut slits everywhere on his body and pour salt into his wounds, after i let him bleed out a bit i will turn on whats left of my Masariti and then smash his head through the wind shield. After all that, i would call his loved ones out and CURB STOMP him TO DEATH in front of his family.

But thats just me.

If that was my car i would just give up and go on a mass shooting…. especially if the insurance company didn’t pay for it.

JR

“Oh Shit!” is right!!

I can remember a prank at my old shop where we used a fork to lift my buddy’s P.O.S. off the ground just enough to lift the rear wheels off the ground so when he went to drive off nothing happened. Funny stuff.

This… is funny from a distance… glad I wasn’t involved though.