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I need to change a tire, any one got a ladder?

just roll the bus its cheaper then rotating the tires

just roll the bus its cheaper then rotating the tires

West Virgina’s school board, following the President’s,”No child left behind” policy, found a way to incorporate the school up at Silent Hill.

I think I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

George W Bush’s plan to boost the economy through the foreign exchange student program by “makin’ the Japanese feel at home”.

The next VW commercial: “It’s time to UN-PIMP zee bus!”

“Highest Vehicle Stability Rating In Its Class”
-Matt

ok kids buckle up. we are about to cut through this tunnel “men in black” style.

And this is where our tax dollars are going!

“Gymnasts hang from the top, tumblers roll on the bottom…”

ummm….fucking re-tarts……..God forgive me lol.

(just leaning to master the contact info part – sorry for the double post!)

So I shouldn’t suggest:
“It was the only semester they let the dyslexics class design a bus.”

How about:
“We bought it from the stunt drivers show.”

So I shouldn’t suggest:
“It was the only semester they let the dyslexics class design a bus.”

How about:
“We bought it from the stunt drivers show.”

Bush unveils solution to recent school bus rollovers

This is the kind of bus you get when you order the knock off version from china.

all i can say is what? the? hell? i cant even think of something funny to say for this.. it speaks for itself. convenient how theres no license plate to tell us what backward southern state this thing came from.

Why choose international? Because our buses have enough downforce to stick to the road upside down.

A bottle of wine $25,
Marvin gaye cd $15,
box of chocolate $10,
little bus sex priceless.

The day after the bus builder’s union “Company party”.

i have no idea… there is no way i can make a clean joke from this. i fold.

International Bus Inc. followed Ferrari’s footsteps and sued famous limo maker Dan Cawley for infringement on its trademark with his latest controversial creation, the Sandwich Bus

Doc Brown has devloped the perfect transportation for the 3rd Demension field trips he and Marty are planning…….

School News Letter:

New buses arrive that cut costs, while being able to take twice as many students to school! Super safe with roll over stability, if the bus flips, it’ll keep on truckin’, able to get your kids to school safe and sound!

The wheels on the bus go round and round, off the ground…

There’s a double dutch bus rolling down the street!

Whole new meaning to “Double Stuffed”

Whole new meaning to “Double Stuffed”

The BOE’s original conceptual design for a “double decker”
not their best work

The school boards want to get twice as many kids to school twice as fast

“ebay motors item: “Anti-segregation School Bus”, est. November 13, 1956 in Montgomery City after Supreme Court rules to end segregation. A masterpiece showing the conjoining of two into one. Only 20K miles! Has a dual Hemi!”

“ebay motors item: “Anti-segregation School Bus”, est. November 13, 1956 in Montgomery City after Supreme Court rules to end segregation. A masterpiece showing the conjoining of two into one. Only 20K miles! Has a dual Hemi!”

One bus for Harry, one bus for Lloyd….

Looks like the school board has skipped the seatbelt issue in school buses and moved right to “roll over protection”

“forget overhead cams, i have an overhead bus”

Remember keep the rubber side down Or up or????????????
Heak Just Keep On Rollin!!!

I still have faith in this nation, people are ignoring what the government is telling them to do and taking large quantities of halucanagen drugs causing them to come up with things like this. My hope has been restored, god I love America.

PEOPLE: IF YOUR I.D. ISN’T BLUE cause you haven’t added any contact info, you’re probably WASTING YOUR KEYSTROKES.

Hey Cooter, you can be the Russian MIG and I’ll be Maverick and I’ll give you the bird! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

Hey Cooter, you can be the Russion MIG and I’ll be Maverick and I’ll give you the bird! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

So yeah, its got overhead cams.

The real Magic School bus

twice as many kids and still no seat belts. LETS RIDE!

LOL forget a Roll Cage, this is much better… 50% of the time it’s gonna land on it’s wheels =)

HAHAHA Whoever made this is a joker…

well..at least one side of this bus dosen’t use gas.

“Hey Bill”.”Yeah Bob?”.”I didnt ask you if you wanted to be Bus-buddies.

Fill this bus full of white kids and you have a twinkie on wheels

The BI-POLAR Club…ALL ABOARD!!!

The BI-POLAR club….ALL ABOARD!!

HOWS THAT WHEELS ON THE BUS SONG GO

A CHILD PREDATORS NEW RIDE (U CAN DOUBLE THE KIDS)

SCIONS HAKO CONCEPT SECOND ATTEMPT

THE CHINESE DOUBLE DECKER ITS JUST LIKE HAVING LEAD IN YOUR TOYS

THE AMERICAN MADE DOUBLE DECKER

This new and improved school bus provides optimal upside down seating to save money and have kids expirence a black out!

This new and improved school bus provides optimal upside down seating to save money and have kids expirence a black out!

Objects In Mirror Are Double Than They Appear.

Contact Info: http://www.miller95talon@hotmail.com

Yeah, um… we ran out of roof materiel so…

“Talk about aerodynamics… this “hybrid” doesn’t need a spoiler for down force!”

We have installed new ROPS (Roll Over Protection System) in our school busses for those turns you cant determine how fast to go and end up rolling it.

we work hard to keep your kids safe, and thats why we are introducing a new fleet of buses with roll-over protection!

A 60 Minutes Exclusive: The Real Magic Schoolbus

This is what happens when they try and turn a short bus into a regular one.

Ghost Ride the Sky

Ghost Ride the Sky

this is what happens when u cut school budgets…they can only afford one n a half busses…

MTV’s ‘PIMP MY RIDE’ has failed again

or

Come on in kids, it’s a two-way ride to Uranus

it would speed up in a tunnel when the top wheels get traction

The Nights are hot… the engines roar… and the ladies wearing the tightest…. Hair nets???? The Fast and The Furious 4!!!… coming to a rollinging stop at theatre’s near you….

…”It’s a glitch, it happens when they change something in the Matrix”…

Oh my God dude!!! They were right!!! I Knew i should’ve stopped smoking weed when i turned 18!!! I’m not even high and i’m hallucinating!!! ahhh!!!

“Is deez the magic school bus?!?!” (Indian accent)

“kids, This is what happens when you let a crack head design your school bus, say no to drugs”… red ribbon week…

And you thought riding the short bus was the worst that could happen………

somebody was drunk or high or both hehe, at the assembly plant when this thing was put ogether

theres no rollin this bad boy on its roof

school bus from the bizzaro world

We found a school bus from the bizzaro world

Oops! I fell on top of myself.

Oops! I fell on top of myself.

No matter how you look at it, it’s STILL a school bus.

double decker? no no..we’ve got even better. a quadruple axle model!

on the bright side…in the end you can either have ONE awesome bus…or TWO awesome convertibles…

it was a two for one deal…what could i say? i had to take it…

who ever said siamese transformers dont exist?

this amazing portrait is called “transformer sex…optimus bus mode”

this is what happens when you tell someone who knows nothing about cars that you want dual overhead cam

The new bus for sale to public. WITH A 5 STAR ROLLOVER SAFETY RATING

MTV PLEASE PIMP MY RIDE! o wait what does X have to say about this??????? and what can they do now

I built this bus with otto from the simpsons in mind!

Once the kids get to Michael Jacksons Ranch they will be just like the bus, wont know which end is up!

Apparently no one told Jesse that Monster Garage was canceled!

“Theres no telling which way were going. Right side up or rolling” (willy wonka tone)

Willy Wonkas way to get kids to the Chocolate Factory

I can’t come up with anything.

Bus Fusion Haaah!!!

Drives twice as fast in low overhead tunnel situations.

Look ma its got flavored windows too!!!

Now there are more seats in the back for the cool kids.

new england meets the usa

If spiderman rode the bus…

awww man i’m 2 kids short of a bus n kid sanwich

Well, it may not have seatbelts, but little timmy doesn’t have to worry about a rollover.

COME ALONG KIDS, THERE ARE 69 WAYS YOU CAN THIS BUS!

Rollover accidents occur too often in the U.S.. See the solution the school districts have come up with to keep your kids safe!

You know what? It seemed a whole lot cooler in my head!

another short bus joke im not gonna touch it with a 10 foot pole

Tonight at 6 what happens when buses mate.

M.C. Escher’s School Of Design spares no expense: even their shuttle bus messes with your mind.

Ha the goverment is so cheap they stacked the buses on top of each other to save money on gas!!!!!!!!!!

The school board believes too amny kids miss the bus after school not ebing able to identify their own bus, not anymore

reenforcing the fact seatbelts should be installed in school busses

Alright, so heres the plan, we try to hit 120, i’m gonna turn sharp, every nerd i throw is 2 points, if i can land three or more on top of eachother its 5 points, then its ur turn, got it?

This is one of the few real “International” busses.If you wish to take it to china it’s still useable,ya know with everything being upside down and all.

this brings a whole new meaning to the word double decker

Undercover party bus? or…

” FOR SALE: one… two of a kind…. CUSTOM BUS. LIKE NEW BOTH SIDES, 23k one side, 6k other, FOUR WHEEL DRIVE (in tunnels and under bridges)!! “

Siamese school bus?

look at this on the bright side youre kids will be safe in case of a roll over this bus has wheels on top and bottom.

To make the special bus even more special… well guess we nailed it.

To make the special bus even more special we’ve decided to do the only feasible option left on the table.

damn pedifiles will do anything to get kids in ther cars

The government needs to cut spending on school transportation! The ware and tare on the buses are costing them a fortune so the kids go to school on one side of the bus and then the bus is flipped for the ride home! Only half of the bus gets used daily, creative, very creative!

school officals find a new way to prevent bus rollovers.

At least the Upside Down Face kid on Family Guy will finally feel normal on the way to school.

Congress Seeks To Balance School Safety Issue

Congress Will Begin School Safety Debate

Mirror mirror on the roof

the yellow upside down bus. flip it see if it will run

This is why they dont let children design the busses they ride in.

They have yet to fine tune the new “emergency evacuation” procedures.

This will do untill the new roof arrives

well i guess thats how you seat 70 kids in a 35 passenger bus

This is why assembly workers shouldn’t show up to work drunk

Uhh this isn’t what i ment when i said we need a double decker bus

the results of two magic schoolbuses goin at it

The newest Transformers… and they are conjoined twins.

NEW! Roll-over protection from International, because we care about your kids.

LOOK! Dumb and Dumberer made a new ride in shop class. sadly they were reading it both ride side up and up side down

Or…”Now children, the reason we have to get ON this bus is so we don’t end up like the people who designed it”

“Thaaaat’s right kids…look at the cooky bus. Leave your clothes on the steps, candy’s in the back…I’ll be right in…”

Notice how the kids taking Physics sit in the lower seats and those taking Quantum Physics dont?

Sorry, the bus dosen’t leave until the upside-down kids get off.

Think this is wierd, wait till you see my Harley after I finish my route.

Friends don’t let friends drive inverted.

Don’t stare, it’s very sensitive about it’s looks.

In the rare case that we flip over…

Uh,I guess the driver has a conjoined twin?

WhoAh! It’s a SUBBUS!

SHOTGUN!

WTF? This one’s got me stumped.