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some people would rather save gas than buy new tires.

whats really going on at vwvortex???

whats really going on at vwvortex???

“Someone needs to tell John thats not how you jack off”

future employees at Jiffy Lube.

i guess the standard jack that comes with the car wasnt moving fast enough!!!

rope $10….back yard jack $50….helping ur redneck friend…priceless.

well bubba if that darn ol jack don’t work we could always try using a couple floor creepers or skate boards!!! that sounds like a good idea billy joe i was just gonna say we could always find them dern wheels for it

HAHAHAHA we’re going to unpimp zee auto!

(EXHAAAAAAALE)-Here, hit this, then put the pipe in the black 1, just incase we get pulled over.–Ah HELL YA, that’s smart, bro. Let’s do this, do you want me to get in and steer?

If you think the car looks all jacked up you should see the owner!

Mom can I borrow $60.00 please, cmon Mom please, please, please, I won’t ask for anything else, ever. Please, please, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?????!!!!!!!!!

Damn, I just jacked this shit!

You want HOW MUCH? for hook up, and HOW MUCH? per mile F#@$ YOU !!!

bitch took all my money…so i had to get creative

and you said we had to call a tow truck…..

no matter what happens, theyre still smarter than Nick Hogan.

no matter what happends, theyre still smarter than Nick Hogan.

“MAYBE WE CAN TOW IT OVER THE FINISH LINE”

the bastard sons of Germany become the village idiots

Dope on a Rope.

official red neck tow truck…tow truck not required

Milk was a bad choice

at least he used a jack with wheels!

Yes this thief was so cheap that not only did he try to steal this piece of crap “car”, he also stole the jack and tied it all together with, you guessed it, stolen rope!!!…I didn’t think gas prices were THAT bad!!!

The new 2009 full size Segway concept.

stopping is not the problem, its just will the girls still dig me?

at least more air gets to the CAI!!!!

my mom wasnt happy with my progress reports so she took my tires, but im always two steps ahead of her!!!!

hey man, i told you speed bumps wont be a problem at all.

if i floor it, you think it will stay in a wheelie??!!

dude, i always wanted to wheelie in a FWD!!!!!

may the car gods have mercy on their souls!!!

for every action, there is a equal but opposite reaction

Driving for Dummies
Chapter one: steering without front wheels

the result of when the folks at vw make a trip to nearby Holland.

Should have got it lowered….

AAA, losing one customer at a time.

Well son, I DID say you had to drive it until the wheels fall off.

Great. Now if it does that at the track without the jack, you’ve got something.

umm.. it seemed like a good idea once we killed a 24 pack.

umm.. it seemed like a good idea once we killed a 24 pack.

they dont build um like they used to

“The Hood” Special: Park your car here and we’ll jack it up for you!

why are they using 2 cars to carry that rope and the jack?

It was this or your moms van…

redneck version of FAST AND THE FURIOUS…. (THE LAST AND DELIRIOUS) hahaha!!

Hey we did make sure there was fluid in the jack right?

They weren’t biting all day. So I baited my hook with sauerkraut and BAM! Snagged one!

“So, how do I stop this thing?”

Got your bubba teeth? We’re going super redneck with this one!

PSHHHH AND U SAID WE NEEDED A TOWN TRUCK…THIS WAY IS GONNA BE MUCH CHEAPER…BY THE WAY U DO HAVE WARRANTY ON THAT JACK RIGHT?

Now that’s jacked up

PSHHHH AND U SAID WE NEEDED A TOWN TRUCK…THIS WAY IS GONNA BE MUCH CHEAPER…BY THE WAY U DO HAVE WARRANTY ON THAT JACK RIGHT?

Dude, don’t be an idiot! The hood is up for aerodynamic reasons.

Hey look…… Britney Spears and K-Fed are back together and there moving……

What do you want to do after we smoke this crack?

hey Mr Camaro guy!! My Ricer has some torque too you know…watch this!!!!

“HEY!! Lets try this thing I saw on YouTube once, I belived it worked”

“HEY!! Lets try this thing I saw on YouTube once, I belived it worked”

Its only 12 miles… dont worry your car will be fine.

There was a third car too…..you don’t wanna know what happened to that one…

trust me, ive seen this in a movie once. it will work!!

if all else fails, dude. we can use my skateboard instead.

floor jack? check. tow rope? check. one stupid idea? check. ok, lets do it!!!

well hell, in my dreams it seemed to work!!

if it seems like a bad idea, maybe you shouldnt do it!!!

i change my oil RELIGIOUSLY every 2500 miles no mater what!

Mailbox…$30
Paved Driveway…$3,000
Watching a VW owner make a motorcycle…Priceless

the folks at vw want you to believe its been photo shopped!!!

if you ever used a floor jack to tow a vehicle, you might be a red-neck

just think people…. what would macgyver do??

if you think this is cool, wait till you see how he changes the oil.

if you think this is cool, wait till you see how he changes the oil.

warning: persons in picture may appear to be dumber than they seem.

i guess they do make 2″ rims and a four wheel front kit for the vw

The VW “fast” Mascot Just Died

Hmmm should i pay my car payment or rim payment at Rent N Roll…. you figure which one he payed.

This brings a whole new meaning to “MY CAR JUST GOT JACKED!”

Man!!! and i thought G.Bush was a dumbass!!!

even more reason for opel fans to diss vw fanatics!!!

if you voted for bush, shame on you. but the owner(s) of these rides just need to be shot!!!!!

Its one thing when Bosnians think they can beat all Hondas, Its another when they try to do there own work on their vdub.

“you can learn alot from a dummy….” but you should just leave this one alone.

i dont think trial and error can compensate for this one.

Bernd Pischetsrieder(ceo of vw) was arrested for spending the companies money on hookers but that doesnt seem to be that bad as this here.

this is a sad day for volkswagen.

as if the ceo of vw didnt have enough stress, wait till he sees this!!!

“Still handles better than a civic”

I TOLD YOU VACATIONING IN COMPTON WAS A BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!

drugs are bad, mmmmmkayyyy!!!!

voice from sky-”if you built it, you are dumb!”

this is what happens when you dont pay attention in shop class!!!!

got brains!?!?

“And now on tonights top story, a teenager was indicted for creating a road hazard and potential car jacking.”

The prosecution states he was creating a potential hazard and that it was against state law to tow a jacked car.

The defendant’s response was “Officer i didn’t know that was illegal in this country.”

Friend 1: Dude I just wanted the engine for the swap
Friend 2: The junkyard gave me a great deal. You buy the engine and you get the car free. I just couldn’t resist.
Friend 1: Well the least you could have done was to call Triple A, And I was looking for my jack too.
Friend 2: Well i was in a rush, and the trailer is to heavy for my VW the next best thing was your jack.
Friend 1: You are jacked up *deep sigh*

They found a way to save gas and car wear while carpooling to their job at McDonalds.

Friend-”hey,i thought you were getting your rims on today,i only see two rims,what happened”

Owner-”well i opted for the layaway program,i’ll be rockin the floor jack for a few weeks,its got great handleing”.

carjacking,redneck-ghetto style

I was being sarcastic. Moron.

The brain child of the best redneck mechanic in the south,”its a purty smart idear”

“I’m getting my DUBs on layway”

Got Jack… Will Travel.

FRIEND: d@mn you really did get carJACKED!! did they at least find your front tires?

OWNER: No but they found the jack they used.

“….yea it’s got 300 rearwheel horsepower….”

Jack didn’t know shit

“Dude, I cant believe hes letting us try this?!”
“Why not? He just traded the 2 front tires for that floor jack.”
“Point taken.”

Buying a VW $50.00 Buying a Car Jack + Rope $150.00 Trying to turn it into a honda $25.00 Being so stupid to acully try PRICELESS!!!

Tag your it. How is he keeping up with us with no wheels? O yeah that’ right he has a vw. Hey So do i…. Well that would explain why he is going as fast as you with wheels. I thought we could atleast go faster then 15 mph so we could hide from him. Aint that your car….O yeah

Tows R’Us, we’ll get you there, by land or by floorjack!

How many Germans does it take to tow a car?

Are you sure this is a good idea. There’s alot easier ways to remove an axel.

this brings all new meaning to the saying “jacked up”!

You know you’re racist, when towing a black RWD with a white 4WD

TOW TRUCK we don’t need no stinkin’ TOW TRUCK

?Duh,? So, what are we going to do today Brain? The same think we do every day pinky, !!!TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE!!!

Wee Hoo…I told you this would work:
I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

1 800 JACK THE REPO

WHEN YOU NEED THAT CAR REPOED WE WILL JACK IT FOR YOU

YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK WHEN?

1-800-HIGH-JAC
“Jacking you up, so you don’t have to”

Thanks Cardomain,
http://www.miller95talon@hotmail.com

Warning: High Rollover Risk
Avoid Abrupt Maneuvers and
Exsessive Speed
Always Buckle Up
See Owners Manual for
Further Information

And to think this time he really meant it when he said his car is jaked up.

Wow i guess two brain’s ain’t much better than 1

Drivers Wanted!

Hey have you seen my jack? I need it to put my tires back on.

Overheard by the neighbors: Hey dummy, put the parking brake on!

Bubba’s Towing: We don’t charge JACK.

bubba towing: because you shouldn’t have to pay alot for good service.

vw has all kinds of consumers. tuners, families, retirees and now apparently Rednecks.

so easy, an idot could,
Never mind.

Bobby, the chase is up. Now give me back my tire.

(forgot to add the name heh)

Now that we got it rolling down the hill, did any one think of how we’d get it to stop at the bottom…!?!

that’s how i roll!

Now that’s what I call “DRAG” racing. (drum sound)

Dude! I said “Get Jack to tow this for you.”
“Not, Get A jack to tow this for you!”

Now that’s what I call real hydraulics.

Jack be ninble, Jack be quick. That piece of crap is just jacked.

whoeva posted this well hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha that is for sure the funniest thing ive read on here…………………………….damn mexicans are quick…i barley got the mail in the mail box

never leave your car alone in the hood

At least it made it onto the internet

It’s German what do you expect?

Cross Threaded is better then No Thread

He must be Polish.

In the recent filming of the new Fast and Furious, the budget only allowed for two new wheels and tires. They even had to steal the rope from the neighbors in order to shoot the racing scenes.

4 little wheels are better than 2 tires i guess….

MY COMBO TRACTOR TRAILER IS IN THE SHOP: SO I GOT CREATIVE

Bobby, the chase is up. Now give me back my tire.

I always believe in killing two birds with one stone. In this case, I don’t have to jack it back up when I get it home!

its fake.

Jacks Towing, literatly

Husband: I swear honey you get under there and check the rotator splint i’ll be right here.
Blonde Wife: Well ok

Presenting the VW Amputee Jackrabbit.

HEY RALPH, NOW TAKE HER SLOW!

later down the road, they thought someone was doing a loser fly-by. turns out their tow strap just broke.

damn mexicans are quick…i barley got the mail in the mail box

HEY BUBBY? Where them jackin stands go to? Don’t know 3 or 4 blocks back thar I think.

Trying to keep up with the new GT-R, VW releases spy pics of there new tracton control system.

It’s time to un-pimp zee auto.

Representing Deutschland

HEY BUBBY? Where them jackin stands go to? Don’t know 3 or 4 blocks back thar I think.

well where the hell did the trailer go? i told you the car was riding funny

no sharp turns

Atleast the guys that stole the tires left somethin they could tow the car home with…

Failure Imminent

african engineering at its finest

Looks like hes missing a Jack, I guess hes 1 Jackoff

Looks like hes missing a Jack, I guess hes 1 Jackoff

Introducing! The new VW Towing Trailer! only for use on VW’s. Rope, beer and camera not included

the dumb part wasn’t “towing” with a floor jack, it was taking a picture to prove they’re stupidity

check out the all new vw stability control. (caution’ front end may tend to dip and sway)

fuck vw its all about chevys

“hey honey come look what I did”

I detect a hint of REDNECK!

Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack held the car up while we moved it a bit.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack held the car up while we moved it a bit.

Taking carjacking to a whole new level!

You know your a redneck if you dont want to spend your beer money on a tow truck so you your floorjack to do it for you…

getting ready for mondays car pool

VW: redefining rear wheel drive.

“After removing the front tires, Jim and I discovered that the emergency brake was stuck, and since my dad took the truck to work, we were left to improvise.”

all i got is wow adding onto definition of car jacking

i got nothing, at least nothing that can beat Domminigan lol

Okay, here is the plan. Go down the block, turn left and keep straight. Make a left at the next street and up the hill. Turn right at the Tire shop and go over the speed bumps. Ready? Allright get in the drivers seat and steer…

Somebody stole my car AND my good jack!

VW Rabbit: Intelligence not included.

It’s go time!

And yet, it’s still safer than the VW widowmaker jack

Bad Neighborhood Towing.. somebodys gotta do it

i think thats the new way to ghost riding.

German Engineering at its finest!!!!! GO VW!!!!!!!!!!

German Engingeering at its finest!!!! GO VW!!!!!!!!!!!

‘damn man…your car got JACKED up!’

Fuel efficient ways of hauling more than 4 passenger in a compact.

This is how cars transport their grandparents.

Here’s your sign.

It seemed like a good idea when we were drunk.

Now all we have to do is attach some rope to the steering knuckles and we have our own passenger friendly 6-wheel trailer.

Sie knnte einen roten Hals. German for you might be a Redneck.

The correct way to get under your car when you don’t have jack stands handy. Safety first!

the NEW VW trike…in stores now!

the NEW VW trike…in stores now!

Et es time to unpimp ze auto. Oh snap.

VW Rabbit: Best in Class for Towing

auto class: subject how not to tow a car.

auto class: subject how not to tow a car.