Toilet-Sitter Sent Sprawling by Runaway SUV

A man in New Zealand was sitting peacefully on the can when and SUV rolled down a hill and crashed into his house, violently unseating him. A contractor working on the property next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the hill without setting the e-brake properly, and it rolled away when left unattended. Asked about how the contractor might feel about the incident, the shaken homeowner replied: "What about me? I got knocked off the toilet. I got a hell of a fright." Making matters worse, the poor guy is in the middle of trying to sell his house. Sucks to be him!