Caption Contest!

friends don’t let friends drive DRUNK!!!

Presenting the new Mercedes Crab, Parallel parking made easy.

oh shit, i mean, “The Mercedes C63 AMG prototype.”

“the new mercedes wtf class. turning heads for all the wrong reasons.”

now throw some spinners on it and it will really turn heads, literally!!!!

some cars look fast just standing still… this one makes you dizzy just standing still.

i knew i shouldnt have let Cheech and Chong restore my car!!!!!

The BMW M3 prototype.

It seems to pull to the right, I think I need an alignment

if you throw some 26s on it, maybe it wont look so bad.

not even sherlock holmes could figure this one out!!

prime example of what you do in the dark (room) comes out in the light!!!

Darkside Customs arch rivals. Dark “Room” Customs, where what they do in the dark, comes out in the light.

some things are best done in the dark, car customizing is not one of them!!!!

Do the hussle!

Chop, Cut, Rethink

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this car is soo cool, you always need a blinker on.

Look a Mercedes doing a double-take!!!

thats a oooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddddddd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssss car

This is what happens when you try to customise your car from walmart.

The short bus broke down…heres the back up

if i were a car, i would look like this…

Their secret was safe for years……….. But now, for the first time ever, Cardomain exposes the product of an unholy union between Mercedes and an undisclosed sibling automaker.

Needless to say, this “special” car will have to ride the “short” ferry to work.

Mercedes answer to Lexus’s self parking car.

This car is clearly for the guy who is madly in love and likes to ride with his girl under his arm.

“dont follow me, im lost too”

After Mercedes was sold to Mexico, they couldn’t figure out how to put it together correctly.

How in the heck would you steer that thing?

Where is the Steering wheel on that thing?

if anyone knows what the hell this thing is please email me at mitch_beck01@hotmail.com

Somewhere between his Blue and Rose periods, a confused Picasso took a chance at car design. The car was recently sold along side the Homer Simpson mobile.

Honey Youre going the wrong way! NO IM NOT DAMMIT! I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IM GOING!

what would happen if carrot-top designed a car!

Just imagine what would happen IF you try to turn on the radio!!!

Guaranteed to cause an accident…whether it’s you becasue you are so freakin confused or by someone starin at your…whatever it is!

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Cup Of Coffe: $2.25
New Computer: $799.99
Photoshop CS3: $2225
Fooling the staff at CarDomain: priceless

New to consumers side wheel drive

spouse blonde?
into classic cars?
can’t parallel park?
we’ve found the answer,
buy the Blonde-Mobile now for only $1337

the designer rode the double-sided short bus.
HAHA, you gotta keep up with the caption contest’s to get it.

Introducing the all new Mercedes. A new way to get rid of cell phone drivers. features rear steering.. just when you thought driving to work was hard enough.

“I told you we should lock the concept drawings filing cabinet!”

wait just a minute…somethings not right…AH of course!..the rims don’t match the car!

The Transformers grandpa..with Alzheimer’s
“now where does that wheel go..oh yea…”

“yeah my car just got T-boned…but I think I can live with it..”

Its the next COT of nascar.

… when a crab n a benz make love..

we have a great deal going on today, two cars for the price of one

I took my car to Joe’s Garage for a 4 wheel alignment and this is what I got back!!! (I knew those cigarettes smelled funny!!!)

I wonder how the mafia would commit a drive-by?

anyone notice this thing doesnt have mirrors? lol

Mercedes response to the Lexus that parks itself

You should have seen the meter lady trying to figure out what to do when she saw this baby in the “Head-in Parking Only” parking lot.

Parking sensors , i don’t need them i can even see my rear bumper down there on the left ?
can i have instead 4 identical number plates ..?

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ULTRA rare accident wreckage where 2 identical cars crashed into each other ..!!!

another example of what chuck norriss roundhouse is capable of…….

Car by hellen kellers design

I don’t know why but every time after I drive my car I go cross-eyed

It comes with two gears on the column, left and right.

100% OLD SCHOOL DRIFTING

CROCODILE DUNDEE WOULD CALL THIS A ROUNDABOUT.

Which way did he go george, which way did he go?

STATE FARM ARE YOU INSURED?

IT’S A RAIL CAR

SITTIN ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY WAISTIN TIME

OHH…SITTIN SIDE WAYS,PAUL WALL WAS REALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS CAR.

And this ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Scion WTF.

This is a result of when car companies imbreed. Mercedes and Maybach were lookin at you.

Shotgun! I mean, uh, backseat on the right!

finally something I can parallel park

i think we’ve hit the peak of optical illusions.

“Missuer Sebastian, you’re car is ready!”

“Think this is bad? You should see the other guy” lol.

My brother warned me not to use “Sancho’s Body Shop”. Now what do I tell the insurance company?!?

this reminds me of my grandmas beater.

this looks very simialr to my benz?!?

Man you should seen the patch of ice that did this and my wife’s still in therapy.

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“Mercedes, moving forward…”

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The perfect rental car for when your in-laws are in town.

“friends dont let friends build cars”

“psht yea its got a hemi”

from the paul wall song… ” sitting sideways, boys in the days” literally hahaha

The sequel to “the Philadelphia Experiment” didn’t go over that well…

um… what was the side impact rating on this thing?

Wierd… the toll booth guy just checked my oil…

Joan Rivers is gonna drive this when her eyes are eventually pulled to the sides of her head from too many facelifts…

This year’s model has been totaly redesigned. Last year’s model went up, ‘n down.

You’ve heard of “tucker”? This is a “Parker”.

What do you mean I can’t drink and build a car?

ANYBODY UP FOR A DOUNUT CONTEST?

well, youre gonna go up here and take a left. by that i mean stay straight. then hang a right. wait, back up, at the next turn…

the turn radius is REMARKABLE! well, at least it seems to be.

“Dyslexia at it’s best”

“For the people who want to go both ways”

“The Product of Incest”

“Blind your neighbors with high beams!”

“I had a head-on collision making a u-turn!”

“Like my windshield wipers?”

SO THATS WHAT PAUL WALL MENT WHEN HE SAID SITTIN SIDEWAYS’!!!

Hey Look ! , It’s John McCains car!

hitler really died in a car accident?

hitler really died in a car accident.

“Scheisse”! Miss read those ford blueprints again

Hey Crabs need cars too!

Waitt so do i go to the side, front or back?

Waitt so do i go to the side, front or back?

This is the type of car only a European would drive.

Its double jointed toe out…. doesn’t track real well in the straights, but it corners like its on rails.

the exterior is a nightmare, but switching gears was damn near murder!!!!

things seem to be going in the right direction on this project!

Escher must still be in business

Since the Cobras and Vipers are so successful…
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We’ll call our new car the Side Winder!

ghost riding just got ten times harder

REAL OLD SCHOOL DRIFTING

Just when you thought technology couldn’t make parallel parking any easier…

Up for sale is this little beauty, owne by a little old lady who only drove it accross the street to church on sundays.

was that a right or a left at the stop sign???

There’s something different about this car, but I just can’t put my finger on it… AHA! The windshield wipers come down from the top!

First car of assemblyline at Mercedes after the big yearly bearfestival.

A Crab Car….. Why yes, I believe I can make it work.

Mercedes: Unlike Any Other

well atleast he can parallel park without a problem

The perfection of German engineering didn’t just happen overnight.

Seats 5 schizophrenics comfortably…..23 if you count the split personalities.

Which Way Are We Going!?

you think the exterior of M.C. escher’s car was confusing, you should try to figure out the seats dangling from the roof.

In it’s efforts to stay fresh and innovative, Mercedes has started development it it’s new SWD, side wheel drive, system.

This is what you get when you go to Walmart for a tire alignment.

Does it need turn signals?

i can get sideways way better than Eiji “Tarzan” Yamada.

wanna see me do a donut sidways.

The “Parallel Parker”

Well at leats now you dont have that awkward blindspot on the side of your car.. well now you can look straight in it! Thats just smart thinking!

The guy that created this took the the saying “sitting sideways” way to literly.

This was recently added to the White House motor pool. President Bush uses it when he gets tired of sidestepping issues.

It’s the latest submarine from Germany.

That’s how I Roll!

This was Dr. Doolittle’s. It wasn’t very reliable and few know he was prone to road rage. It was nicknamed the “Push Me, Screw You”

I can’t get her to track straight, but she parallel parks like you wouldn’t believe.

Would you happen to have any “GREY POUPON”?

For the Homecoming Queen who keeps getting confused on which way to wave.

M.C. Escher had this custom-made.

Doctor, I think i have whiplash….

Who needs parktronic when you can slide into the parking space.

Psh Yea Its Got A Hemi

Global Warming is really taking affect.

I guess they do have acid in Germany

This is just a disguise. What’s really hidden under there is a jetson’s space ship.

Man I’m trippin’

i guess they did smoke weed back in the 30′s. p.s those rims came from a 80′s mercedes

this car is so dumb it cant tell its head from its ass!

I’m sorry sir, we checked the alignment, tire balances and everything but we just can’t figure out why the darn thing doesn’t drive staight!

Hey Paul Wall I am Really Sittin Sideways

I asked for the mechanic to rotate my tires and this is how I get it back.

Hmmm… I think we did something wrong…

Finaly… Proof that European auto manufactures don’t know if their coming or going.