Well, I have to hand it to all the folks who commented. You all took this demonstration of complete stupidity and made it even funnier. But of course, there can only be one winner, and this week, it’s Brandon. Congrats man, we’re sending you out a great big bag of CarDomain swag! Check out his winning caption below, and tune in tomorrow for the next installment of CarDomain’s caption contest!

Well son, I did say you had to drive it until the wheels fell off.