This Just In: New on the Net

I took a day off this week, but for some reason, it still felt a little long. But that’s ok, because the weekend is almost here—and you know what that means! Yup, two days of partying which will require most of next week to recover from. Sigh… Here’s the news:

• Talk about bitter. After Ford employee David Sneath won $136 million in Michigan’s lottery, he talked about getting laser surgery and buying a bigger house and some fishing boats. But don’t expect him to pick up a new Mustang. "I worked for Ford Motor Co., I won’t be buying a Ford product," said Sneath. Ouch. AP via Jalopnik
• FIA President Max Mosley—AKA: Nazi orgy guy—is at it again. BMW and Mercedes are calling for his resignation, but he’s not budging. He’s still denying that there was a Nazi-theme to his sadomasochistic Nazi orgy, and he’s trying to shift blame to the News of the World. How much longer can he hold on to his post? World Car Fans
• The General is set to start road testing the Chevy Volt by the end of the month. Getting this green machine to market by 2010 is going to be no small feat, so here’s hoping everything goes well. Freep
• German tuning firm Arden has released some pictures of the body kit it plans to release for Jag’s new XF, and it looks pretty sick. But what kind of goodies does the company have planned for under the hood? CarScoop