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New vehicles like this are setting the curve…below water!

i said “big as a sub” not “swims like a sub”

What do you mean “you wanted to see where the leak was on the windshield?!?!

“No no no, i said its deep enough to DIVE in! Not DRIVE in!”

That one is best^

WARNING: Tires are not to be used as flotation devices

That is not how you are supposed to shampoo the carpet…

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”

I swore i saw Jesus on the highway, he told me i was Moses born again…how was I supposed to know it was Ashton Kutcher in a Jesus mask and i had been PUNK’D..damn MTV

You said you knew what carpooling was !

The new 2008 Mermaid by Honda.

“No no no, i said its deep enough to DIVE in! Not DRIVE in!”

when all the little vans played hide-and-go-seek in the neighbourhood, no one could ever hide as well as that little toyota

–or well, ha ha women drivers no survivors lmao– i’m sorry lol

“It seemed like a good idea at the time”

So? you say those new back up cameras really work?

My wife says “The pool is too deep at that end for the kids!” So I tell her “Go ahead and fix it if you think you can!” Crap!!

Hunny, I meant for you to take the van to the car wash to clean it!

Not again!

I told you the jump was too small

I knew it wouldn’t float, why did I listen to you?

“Mazinger H! Emerge!!”

Dude wheres my car?

The new 2008 Mermaid by Honda.

screw parking under the trees. with this heat there was only one thing to do to keep my vehicle cool……

Im on an expedition to find Atlantis and this is where the GPS navigated me to.

The new 2008 Mermaid by Honda.

“The name is Bonds, James Bonds”. “Yeah! Now can you get your vehicle out of my pool!”

what’d the fine print say at the bottom of that commercial?

This is what happens when you build you infinity Pool, next to britney spears driveway….

I said it’s a S-U-V, not a S-U-B!

Oh, so this is how they film the James Bond car-under-water scene!

1. OOPs i did it again…

2. Bush told you to leave new orleans

3. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH A BLACK MAN’S RADIO

The Titanic’s maiden voyage….

The guy at the dealer said it was “a boat of an SUV”….

Govind, it’s a TOYOTA Highlander, it’s Japanese.

haha dude…. wheres my car?!

I told you she doesn’t like to shower. She likes bathing!

thats not what i meant when i said wash the car

thats not what i meant when i said wash the car

National Geographic Channel reports that global warming is REAL. Even new species have a immediately learned to adapt.

Dude…I told you the snorkel really worked

Is it waterproof?

$4.50 a gallon?! Ugh.. Fill ‘er up

“Honey, the wipers can’t keep up with this heavy rain…stick your head out the window…”

*Wife comes home from business trip*
*Wife comes through front door all wet*
“Honey! When did we get a pool?!”

The government thinks they can tax me for using their roads haahha.. guess who the joke’s on now

New hydrogen SUV tested by filling a pool up!!

Wow was I wasted last night had the strangest dream that I was driving under water.

how do u like my new water polo team mate

My asian neighbour was doin a drift on his mazda so i thot i’d prove the handling abilities of an american car

GPS navagation – not always dependable

Turn left….SPLASH*…in 3 meters

Owner of car to tow truck guy: “Thanks for helping me lower my amphibious jeep into the water…The weather is starting to get a bit warm…”

I’m sorry honey, that’s what I get for letting Bo and Luke Duke park my car.

I’m sorry honey, I guess that’s what I get for asking Bo and Luke Duke to park the car for me.

O so thats where i parked my car.

ethonal,it maybe good for the enviroment,but be warned your car will be trippin the first few fill ups. it may induce side effects such as oil leaks,motor bogging,or suicide.

1.Parent tought Drivers Ed at its finest.
2.When pools attack.
3.Dont drink and drive.
4.And how exactly did you do this?
5.Dont leave your kids in the car unattended.
6.And your Alive?
7.Well at least we have a new pool toy!!

Most people just put a brick in the toilet.

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!

Welcome to Cribs…First things first let me show you my ride this is the first official pool/garage….you’re not going to see this anywhere else…

pool party after soccer practice, kids!

Jesus spoke to me while i was on the highway. He told me i was Moses re-born, didn’t realize it was Ashton Kutcher in a jesus mask an i got PUNK’D

good maybe it’s a graphics

Ok my top 3…:

‘So I’d thought I’d try taking it off road…’

******

‘The garage was full’

*****

‘It worked for James Bond!’

I thought it was just a glitch when everytime i pulled into the garage the on-star voice said pool park, I wonder did it use the diving board?

“Bond …. James Bond”

Another reason why idiots shouldn’t use GPS!
(Turn Left ahead >>>>> SPLASH!!)

When I told you to give the van a bath, I didn’t think you’d take it this far.

Looks Like Aqua Man Has A New Ride

Looks Like Aqua Man Has A New Ride

this isn’t where I parked my car….

Looks Like Aqua Man Has A New Ride

Looks Like Aqua Man Has A New Ride

Now that’s what I call security, who’s gonna steal the car now.

Now that’s what I call security, who’s gonna steal the car now?

Man these asian people can make cars but not drive them

Gives a new meaning to “Water Park”!

“Okay Lady, try starting it again. I think she’s flooded.”

“Okay Lady,..try starting it again. I think she’s flooded.”

Mom said she wanted the Mini Van washed!!!

dis is how i roll FISHES!

So last night me and the family were watching Taladega Nights… And I just thought it was funny when my son kept repeating the line ” I wanna go fast”!… Boy was I in for a surprise when I came out in the morning to find my SUV under water, and my son saying ” Daddy, I went real fast”!!!

hard parking at its best?

Me my wife and kids just finished watching Talledega Nights… My son kept repeating the line ” I wanna go fast”! And when I woke up this morning and walked out to the pool this is what I found!

guy in hard hat : I can’t swim call the Coast Gaurd

The salesmen said Sub-Compact not a Submarine!!!

Can’t Hide Everything In The Water!

Anybody seen my car keys?

Dude, where’s my car?

When I bought the house it was eithr buy a bigger garage or a new swimming pool for the kids. Should of bought the garage huh.

Very Nice …

My wife hates boats and flying, but wants me to take her to Hawaii. Solution?

Pool: $2000, New SUV $45000, Finding out your grandmother thinks she is James Bond with your new SUV. Priceless.

James Bond thinks he can just park anywhere

Old man recreating his youth by playing with hot wheels in the bath tub

valet parking sir?

swiss water car comes to america.

ford announces scrapping of their amphibian line of vehicles

Used car salesman on right: Oh the vehicle history report is sure to be clean…I guarantee it, or your money back.

Used car salesman on right: Oh the vehicle history report is sure to be clean…I guarantee it.

No problem, driving under the influence is normal for these types.

Man on the right reenacting a FEMA Associate.

Man on left reenacting a New Orleans resident.

Suv, reenacting the city of New Orleans

man on the right Reenacting a FEMA associate.

man on left, reenacting a New orleans resident.

SUV, reenacting the city of new Orleans.

SUV reenacting Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.

“Look ma! we’re living in a bowl!”

So, I take it you had a KU celebration party?

dad: hey well i cought my wife in a 3 some last night in the pool, so i grabed her keys with out her knowing and tried to hit them.
hardhat guy: yaaaa so arnt you going to ask me how to get it out?
dad: nope thats my wifes car and my nabors pool.

Using my hydrogen powered SUV to fill the pool, sounded like a good idea at the time.

Steve: Do you know how much H2O a Hydrogen cell power SUV puts out in a Hour?

Dave:I don’t know.

Steve:Enough to fill a pool.

Dave: Oh Really…

This DAMN Suv’s too hot for the SHOWROOM!
Global Warming….

This DAMN Suv’s too hot for the SHOWROOM!
Global Warming….

“Just droppin the kids of at the pool”

Well … thats what happens when the pool boy gets caught in bed with your wife

The new Ford Marine gets 20 leagues per gallon.

“Yeah, I heard the stock tires were rated excellent in wet performance also…”

You’re car has 1000+ HP? Whoopty doo Bazzel. My car can swim.

You’re car has 1000+ HP? Whoopty doo Bazzel. My car can swim.

Dude my neighbor has a fricken crane in front of his house.. im soo pissed off. and i thought i missed the driveway last night…..

“Dude where’s my car?”

“Dude where’s my car?”

hey, i bet you can’t guess where the rest of my family is!!!!!

This is a great way to check your vehicle for leaks, look at how clean the water is haha

The ultimate metaphor as to the eventual status of SUV sales.

You know, these Highlanders arnt truly rated for off road…just sayin…

Pwn3d!

I was testing this SUV for handling and decided I should try it in the wet.. Those results next here on TOP GEAR…

I seen it Occifer! I did I tell ya! it was there…then flizip! it was gone! Just dissapeared!!!

Flood damage? No Sir! The window may have been left open during a light shower…once…or so…

Flood Damage? No sir! Well, the window was probably left open during a light shower…once…or so…

You should have seen the splash!

New Toyota Highlander – 25,000
Having your new pool installed – 12,000
Making your pool boy shit himself – Priceless.

The pool boy better be shitting himself! Thats his rig!!

You shoulda seen the half gainer this beaut pulled off the board! Never seen a diver that big before!

My pool boy is gonna shit himself!

Well, there was mold in the upholstry. I thought a clorine bath would do the trick…

I hid her engagement ring in her soup, her lingere in the freezer, and now the new car I’ve hidden so well…she will be so suprised!!!

The land yahts of the 70’s have given way to oversized SUV’s of the new millinium. Some try to use them as yahts…

The Hydrogen Fuel Cell emissions are pure water. You can fill your pool with it…no not the Car! the Emissions! the Emissions…Aw!!!

Quick Robin! to the BoatMobile-SUV thingy!

Dude, I thought she got the car after the divorce. Well, if she can find it, she can have it.

Dude, I thought she got the car after the divorce. Well, if she can find it, she can have it.

Bond… James Bond

well i dont know what to tell you!

“See what you are gonna wanna do first is call your pool boy…”

Yes, it was a woman

Thats odd.

For those of you have seen euro trip

“Hey this isn’t where I parked my car, oh wait yes it is”

Wow, the grow-foam animals didnt get that big when i put them in the pool!!

you got a gas guzzler check out my water guzzler

Remember the Smirnoff commercial where the guy slashed his car tires so he could stay at the party and drink w/o being able to leave? Well this is a photo from the previous party… Drink responsibly!

I’m not so sure I can come up with anything to say about this. *scratches head in confusement*

Have you got Dumbass Insurance?

I swear to god, out of how many hundred different suggestions, 3 people knew it was a highlander. Someone though it was a Sequoia. Wtf? I also someone who thought it was a Caravan. You FAIL.

How about were start it up and drive it too the shallow end?

NO ONE NOTICED IT’S A HIGHLANDER YET?! I need an aspirin, this is too much.

“Well, my wife said she had flooded the engine, but I had no idea…”

Is that shamu’s mom

“well my wife said she had flooded the engine, but I had no idea…”

“well my wife said he had flooded the engine, but I had no idea…”

So thats what caravan under glass looks like!

Wow i knew suv meant sport utility vehicle but i had no idead it meant water diving sports…

if a little water can rust a car, maybe a lot of water can fix it

if a little bit of water will rust a car, maybe a lot of water will take it away

– and k, in advance, sorry 4 this, but ha ha gotta say it ‘women drivers no survivors’ lmao

Soaked in that wet paint!!!

new rainx commercial it crystl clear

Its a swimming pool ornament, everyone’s doing it theses days.

Grandma!!!!!! Have you been drinking again at the bingo game??

Grandma!!!!!! ?Have you been drinking at the bingo game again??

I think if you back your tow truck up on the diving board we will be alright.

I never should have let my daughter take that damn car to prom!

“I could have sworn it would float, not sink…”

That’s not what they mean by “aqua treads,” Jim

dont buy a used car, without a carfax report

this is what i think of the new scions

wonder what hes gonna tell his insurance company

Just kidding ladies, please no hate mail.

Wonder what hes gonna tell his insurance company

Wonder what hes gonna tell his insurance

This is what happens when you get directions from a woman!

Of all those chalk drawing illusionists in Italy
this one takes the cake… It looks just like your van dude!!!

$4.50 per gallon?! Ugh, fill ‘er up.

i knew i shuld have worn my glasses

I knew RAIN-X didn’t work.

i said rinse it off not drown it :-p

i said jus rinse it off not drown it :-p

ahhh this iiiis where I parked my car…

The license plate reads “BBYRTH”.

I said i wanted to go driving not diving…..

I said i wanted to go driving not diving…..

Uh… So i take it this isn’t one of those amphibious cars?

My goldfish didnt like his new tank props. Hes still in there now

This isn’t where I parked my car

sales are drasically declineing in the underwater market

I tried to tell him the driveway was on the OTHER side of the house but NOOOO he said he could make it…

Yes, that is my SUV… Well how did it get there??? I told my son it needed a good soaking… Ooooooooo

The pool jumped in front of me… I SWEAR!!!

No…. I wasn’t drinking… Why?

It’s Johnny fault, he got drunk and puked in the van.
So I’m just trying to clean it out.

that was not there five minutes ago

well..at least no one else on the block has This pool toy.

wife tried to wash the car

When i said paint my truck i didn’t mean on the bottom of my pool

but he still had the biggest cannonball of the night.

this isnt where i parked my car!!!!!

this isnt where i parked my car!!!!!

This will teach them to keep their leaves out of my pool!

IS IT STILL DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO DIVE?

IS IT STILL DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO DIVE?

This gives new meaning to the old phrase “Going off the deep end”.

Asian drivers.

asian drivers. -_-

this isn’t where i parked my car

Last one in the Toyota is a rotten egg!!!!

Honey quick lets rob the gas, before it gets watered down!

*blonde moment* “my car was overheating so i parked it in the pool”

Now that’s what I call Liquid-Cooled!

Now that’s what I call Liquid-Cooled!

Wow…Crazy party last night huh?

TOYOTA IS CERTAINLY TAKING THE GLOBAL WARMING THING SERIOUS. THEY ARE CURRENTLY DEVELOPING AN UNDERWATER HYBRID MODEL OF THE SEQUOIA THAT WILL LITERALLY RUN ON WATER.

Ah crap, I knew I should have ask more questions when they said free parking. Good thing I have flood insurance.

dis is how i roll FISHES!

New toyota “SUB-UV”

Does this void my warranty? I have the extended coverage you know.

oh come on man!! my pool!!! (disregards the SUV’s importance)

I told you too wait an hour, after you fill it to go swimming……

i told you before, do NOT let it go swimming without its floaties!

“you mean to tell me for $12,999 I can drive this off the lot today!”

So SUV doesn’t stand for submerged underwater vehicle?

man its alot cooler in here!!!

DID DAD GET DRUNK AGAIN!!

DID DAD GET DRUNK AGAIN!!

hand wash cold, hang dry or tumble dry low, bleach if neccessary.

HEY! If you scratch the paint getting it out, its going to be your ass!

HAHAha.. hey, we should put a “TOYOTA Inside” sticker on the diving board.

Boy, I hope she paid that insurance bill last month!

The new GREEN vehicles will also be able to sub as pool filtration systems

Hopefully a pic of this will help me be Show-Off of the week.

(walking towards the pool) Man look, if the Highlander wasnt in the pool, I’d smoke your ass. Dude im not lyin, look.

What the he…? OH, THANK GOD!!! honey lets go get a Prius.

ILL BE DAYUM!! and I just filled that thing up too.

Fffyew, its a damn good thing i have the AEM air bypass valve on my intake.

Dude WTF?! the valet here sucks!

well i did tell my kids to wash it, but i forgot the keys were inside.

wait my right or your right?

MARCO..

.POLoO0

So that’s why mommy always said stay away from the deep end!

So that’s why the pH was off

hasn’t this been done before?…

so this isnt what they meant by it being a “hydrogen vehicle?”

Dude, that Highlander sure did a nice job not damaging the edge of my pool. I paid top dollar to make that edge. No wonder those things sell so well.

Note: Why am I the first person to note this was a Toyota Highlander? Does that even matter? Why am I still typing?

Why go 3000 miles to go scuba diving when it only takes .3 minutes to the back yard!

Why go 3000 miles to go scuba diving when it only takes .3 minutes to the back yard!

Sooo, this ISN’T the car wash?!

“car for sale: NEW UPHOLSTERY!”

well first off, we were drinking tequila and then…well…Yeah

dude!where’s my car?

I told Billy to wash the car but this is not what I had in mind

“You know you had a good party the night before, when…”

Dang, they said all terrain, i thought water was included.

The dealership said it was inspired by the peoples car.

Does AAA cover an suv in a pool?

wanted to see if i can jump the pool…..

Git R Done

my wifes gonna kill me! Can ya help me out?

But I bought the amphibious package, I don’t know what went wrong????

under ground parking New orleans Style!

Son: Dad, I think there’s water in the carburetor, the car won’t go.
Dad: What?!, how do you know what a carburetor is? Where’s the car? Let me take a look…
Son: Uhhh… well, It’s parked in the pool.

When I mentioned a car pool, this isn’t what I had in mind.

When I mentioned a car pool, this isn’t what I had in mind.

The car wash was closed!

BEAUTIFUL HOME IN ARIZONA $300,OOO
TOP OF THE LINE INGROUND SWIMMING POOL $80,000
CALLING IN THE LOCAL HEAVY HAULER TO GET THE WIFES MINI-VAN OUT OF THE DAMN POOL
PRICELESS!!!!!!

photoshop

Dude, THERE’S my car!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom was the best soccer mom but when Billy took up swimming , things took a turn for the worst.

You told me it was overheating, what did you expect!

When I bought this “Sport” Utility Vehicle…. Apparently that DID NOT include swimming….

SHIT!

YOUR DOING IT WRONG !!!

Notice: No diving any time!

Notice: No diving any time!

See. Told you the water sensitive wipers weren’t working.

Husband: “Hey Honey have you seen the Highlander?”
Wife: “Umm… I think Billy was going to wash it!”
Billy: “Dad! I’ve got some good news and some bad news! Good news is the truck is clean, the bad news is… it’s in the pool!”

When all the water drained out of New Orleans, look at all the cool crap that happened!!

I told the damn insurance guy that with the way my drives that we would need water damage protection out here in Arizona!!

Hey honey, remember how you said I shouldn’t have paid for that rustproof undercoating? Well, I think you were wrong.

hows he going to explain this to his insurance company?

hows he going to explain this to his insurance company?

Something’s wrong here… Where’s the dog?????????????

FISHES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR!

Dont ask me how my daughter got it in there i just need you to get the car out for me please

Rub-a-Dub-Dub…the cars in the tub…
I promise next time to get a designated driver …
Before going to the Club.

What the guy in the plaid pants and white shoes said this was a sQuba car, apparently not…. ugh crap maybe it has them dent resistant side panels

Honey i found the keys, uh…., where did grandma park the car?

Honey i found the keys, uh…., where did grandma park the car?

This time, Bam Margera went to far!

Where’s David Hasselhoff when u need him?

But the dealer said it could drive on any surface!

New anti-theft system. Lets see them steal your vehicle now!

Anyone get the license plate of that pool that just hit us?

Forget the keys, where’s my car!?

A new way to get your automobile clean when the car wash takes to long!

the new way to carpool is not on the freeway its in your own back yard!

the new way to carpool is not on the free its in your own back yard!

I guess Toyota Highlanders don’t work well in low land areas.

Another calamity from the Kennedy Driving school

I just wanted to clean it. But I did not really think of how I would get it out once I did…

My bad.

dis is how i roll FISHES!

I swear to GOD!!..if she bitches at me again for spending money on my car… I’m throwing her van in the pool!!!

hey honey have you seen my keys? … better yet have you seen where we parked the van?

Is this where the swim suit contest is ?

i swear officer there wasn’t a pool there when i dropped my beer

Looks like a new toyota comercial:
OUR TRUCKS CAN TAKE ANYTHING. EVEN SWIMMING LESSONS.

Looks like a new toyota comercial:
OUR TRUCKS CAN TAKE ANYTHING.

Oooooh Damn My Bad You Said You Wanted TO CAR Pool not A Car Pool….Ooops!!!

“The valet will bring your car around in a few minutes. However, there was a slight accident!”

Whos idea was it to build a pool here?!!

Honey, this is not what I meant by carpooling.

“don’t worry, i have Esurence”

Its on the rinse cycle just a little longer to go!

THIS IS GEORGE. THIS IS WERE GEORGE LIVES. GEORGE IS NO LONGER HAPPY WITH LIFES LIL SUPRISES, ESPECIALLY WHEN GEORGE COMES OUT TO SEE HIS CAR IN THE BACKYARD POOL.AFTER THIS INCIDENT GEORGE CALLS A TOW GUY, GETS THE CAR OUT, TAKES IT TO THE SHOP, GETS IT FIXED. AND DROWNS HIMSELF IN THE POOL LATER ON THAT DAY.

Hunny!… uhhhh you better call the pool guy!

After having kids and giving up everything fun including his Trans Am,David Hasselhoff finally snapped when yet another person laughed at his minivan.

This must suck for the dude who owns that RAV4 =/ I’d hate for that to happen to my bimmer…

He said they were “all terrain Tires”… i guess not

I thought Billy Joel’s license was suspended?

i thought Billy Joel’s license was suspended

So I just bought and installed new tires. They’re guaranteed to never hydroplan, so I thought what better Idea then to test them on water duh. Looks like the didn’t work, I lost control of the car as soon as I touched water. Can you give me a ride to the tire shop? I am going to complain.

Theres your problem

This is why you never trust the factory nav system.

i don’t believe OnStar is going to help us out of this one…

In case of a water landing……….

In case of a water landing

Water damaged car for sale…Correct that…New car with wet paint!!

now does the van come with the house as well?

are we there yet?

Polo anyone?

Sorry kids Gas prices are too high to actually drive to the water park.

Female Parking.

The pool cleaner finally decided he had enough of the owners shenanigans.

…..How did she get home? I was so high last night dude you know thats not me, i would have parked it in the hot tub.

so dad remember when you said not to drive the new suv? and then you said not to even to wash it. well i sorta did both

SUV is not “submersible underwater vehicle”??

new toyota suv $30,000
full coverage insurance $300 a month
drivers ed for your 16 yr old $250
explaining how the managed to park it some guys pool priceless

“Well, my GPS told me to turn left.”

So the one on the right is not the brake then?

this is the last time you will play with the chevron cars in hide and seek

Yet another version of “Taking the kids to the pool”.

This gives a whole new meaning for Car Pool

Dude, that is *not* what being under water on the car loan means….

okay… now can you ask someone for directions? Geez

ninja Minivan strikes when least expected

i dont think my insurance will find this one

I thaught that Bond was suposed to be driving a Lotus, not a minivan!

I said park the suV! S U V ! Not SUB!

we all live in the silver minivan, silver minivan, silver minivan

It appears Rinspeed is still having problems with SUVs

Seems like a mystery for scoob and the gang…Scooby?!… uhh where’s Scooby?

I really don’t think thats what they mean by carpooling…

man i wish i didnt go to that party last night…….WTF!!!! THERES A CAR IN MY POOL!!!!!!

Man, I told you them hippy vans, they ain’t coming back. They’ve done committed suicide.

Apparently the wife didn’t get the sleek red sports car she wanted for her birthday…. I would say her husband is in the doghouse by the looks of it.

Alright! That’s it!! The Kids can’t watch JACKASS anymore!

What do you mean?.. CALM DOWN!!?? Unless Ashton Kutcher comes around that corner RIGHT NOW!!…I’m CHOKING SOMEBODY!!

I thought Aquaman drove a cooler car!!?

….And then the rabbit said take a left at Albuquerque……..

The National Hurricane Center needs to be a little more specific when they tell people to throw everything in the pool that isn’t tied down!!

–Here’s your sign–

Mr. Blaine!..are you in there? David Blaine!!..Are you in there!?? Honk the horn if you’re O.K!

Renspeed is trying their luck with an SUV that can drive underwater!

Note to self: Don’t Let Paris Hilton Drive your brand new SUV

Life comes at you fast, for everything else theirs under water super scuba mini vans, a new generation in creating safer ways to get where you need to be!

i thought it was like the magic school bus

so, this is where u’ve been hiding my car!

jose, wtf ur fired

after the party last night, i dont know which is worse – i wake up with my van in the pool or you wake up dressed like one of the village people?

after the party last night, i dont know which is worse – i wake up with my van in the pool or you wake up dressed like one of the village people?

sorry for the multi post, i thought the other didnt show up… my bad.

when HONDAS go on ODESEY’S……….
……..When blondes carpool???

new hydrogen cars, leave it overnight in the pool to fuel up

not exactly the kind of ODEYSEY i was trying to get into……………………..When blondes carpool,??

not exactly the kind of ODEYSEY i was trying to get into……………………..When blondes carpool,??

nothing a few beers and a hammer cant fix

emergency fill up when you run out of radiator fluid

-new hydro cars, it’s recharging

-dude where’s my car!

-james bond forgot his car form last night infiltration

-lol

Dude, this isn’t where I parked my car.

Are you sure this is the right address?? I thought he said,…
“HE LIVED IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!?”

Dive right into the ride of your life!

might have a lil water damage but everything else works

20,000 Soccer Leagues Under The Sea

help help, my car is drowning, it can’t swim, heeelp

the new water suv, !!!!!!!!

Never tell a skater your car has a water pump in it!

POOL BOY: “WTF!!????…I QUIT!!!”

told you to get me a car with air condition! just cooling off

I don’t care… just get the net and fish it out……

I said the car needed a bath, but dang…

while gas prices are on the rise your boss tells everyone that if they carpool they get a lil extra on their check, but someone took it as you put car in pool you get a raise.

You never know what will happen when you tell your wife to check and see if there is enough air in the tires

2007 Silver SUV, AWD, low miles, power everything, very clean inside and out. Serious offers only.

well, we’re trying to see where the leak was coming in from.. now the thing just wont start!

Look she’s only 16,she’s still new to all of this. I told her she could take it for a drive not a DIVE!!!

go go gadget submarine!! — err i mean van!!

SHIT! she was right, the suv doesnt fload like a VW.

“I guess Bond couldn’t find anywhere to park”

Note to self- Never let Paris Hilton drive your brand new SUV

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila………pool? :S

Contrary to myth, Minivans aren’t actually affraid of water.

Hide and Seek CHAMPION!

DUDE!!! WTF my weed was still in there now its all wet and what where we talking about again…

Well, I was bored and said what the heck. Now my SUV is an SUB.

So tell me one more time.. He did all that just so he didn’t have to take the kids to practice?

GOSH! Look at the bright side you wife was still in there. You can get a new van and new wife

That is NOT how a Hydrogen engine works!

I was told that power washing would hurt the paint so I’m trying the submersion method.

Shit happens when you party by the pool

Classified Ad: …the paint’s so shiny, it looks like it’s wet. Don’t let this deal swim away from you!

After realizing a diving wasn’t safe for the kids, Mom and Dad decided they’d add something with a 5-star crash safety rating to the deep end.

After perfecting the Prius “fish tank” edition in 2007, this spy photo confirms Toyota is working on a similar special option Highlander. Unfortunately, they haven’t quite got it yet.

Realtor:Yeah, it comes with the house

umm, its still for sale if you want it

Cool! Too bad there’s not enough room to drive around down there…

It’s not hurt, right? Not like it’s gonna drown or anything.

No, you go put the ticket under the wiper.

When my wife sees this, she’ll go off the deep end for sure…

Sorry sir, I can’t help you. You don’t need a tow truck. You need a labotomy.

damn mermaid drivers…

Like I told you before, I ordered the “sunken ship”, NOT the sunken SUV option.

We’re gonna need a bigger skimmer net!

Maybe his 16 year old son shouldn’t have gotten his license yet…

As Jacob Pitts once said in Eurotrip: “This isn’t where I parked my car.”

I said the car needed a bath, but damn…

Careful. Caaareful. Caaaaaref… oops, too far.