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the morman redneck suv for when a 15 passenger van isn’t cool enought can fit all the kids and still have room for the bed to make more

rollin up on 20 doors, bubba edition they brown, and tan, and blue, and grey, and white.

the new ford econo-hick carries all your relatives.

alright bubba me and your uncle/daddy/cousin/brother put this thing together for ya.

Well, Dave got a 6 pack, and I had a saw….

-thats not what i meant when i said get a four door vehicle?! stupid!

-4 doors 4 4 diffrent reasons

ran out of paint 2 finish that last brown door?

its a condom for truck fu*?, yu put it on the f150 and f*.! the hummer …stupid commen

bangdoor bangers

Billy Bob and Bobby Sue were in shock when they came out of the weden chapel and saw that the best man Bubba had rented them the top of the line strched limo from the local 7 Elevn fer a weden gift!

Suicide door? They’re all Suicide doors!

Son, this is ur grandpa’s truck, uncle joe’s and mine, they needed a lil work but its all one piece now! enjoy

THAT IS TOTALY OUTRAGOUSLY SWEET DUDE WHERE DO YOU FIND PARKING SPACES I KNOW IT IS EASY TO PARK MY TRUCK BECAUSE IT IS ONLY 16 FEET LONG!!!!!!!

>>a door for each of my wives!

What the heyy, my door!

Doorway to seven-eleven 7-11

This is what happend when uncle Billy Bob gave his welding machine to Big Bubba.. And the reason he built this was to get all his kids to the redneck family reunion.

When Fred Sanford meets the Beverly Hillbillies…..

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, Your truck has more doors than is does cylinders?

“You think he has alot of doors… You should see how many keys he has.”

I kept breaking door handles……. so I added more doors. Momma always said I did things the easy way.

haha, they should use it for boarder patrol.

“THE DOORS”

“rainbow coalition’s night out”

Who wants to play Chinese fire drill?!?! I’ll only leave a few behind this time!

The newest edition to the Ricer category!

The newest edition to the Ricer category!

THIS QUOTE BY ASS HAMMER ON THE NICK HOGAN SITUATION HAS GOT ME CRYING OUT LOUD LAUGHING

ass hammer
May 11, 2008 7:22:24 AM
they should stick all these celebrites in with the murder’s and rapist’s, and let them get beaten and fucked in the ass.

A “Prom Night” to remember!

A “Prom Night” to remember!

The New Redneck Mobile Home For All Of Your Inbred Kids

this will get you, your wife, your girlfriend, your sister, (all the same person if you are driving this) and more to 7 11 after that hard night of moonshine for that much needed slurpee for the nascar race!

New U-Haul coming for the Deep South in 2009, room for the whole family, possessions, and you can tow your trailer with it.

Are you worried that your aunt, wife, niece, and sister aren’t satisfied, Billy? This is guaranteed to make up for it.

Are you worried that your aunt, wife, niece, and sister aren’t satisfied, Billy? This is guaranteed to make up for it.

“Dude, where’s my car door?”

“Dude, where’s my car door?”

10-5: We’ve got a GTA, Be on the lookout for a GMC Suburban… It’s got as the owner described a longbed and a shell… and ten doors.”
10-9.
It’s got 10 doors, T-E-N doors.
10-4…

“I did this nice crew cab to haul my 8 dogs, my twin sisters and our 21 kids. I was told I am both the father and uncle of most of my children and my grandson is also my son according to his mother, who’s also my niece and my own daughter. My dogs are also in a similar situation.”

Redneck Limo Co.
Make your wedding something to remember…

Mississippi’s new prom limo. 24 beers for 5 hour rental.

ill like to see u do a 3 point turn in this bad truck.

ill like to see u do a 3 point turn in this bad truck.

The Duggers make their own cars too?!?!?!?

Angelina: Brad I’m having Twins! Brad: We just adopted 10 !?!
Angelina: Well then I’m glad you bought that truck cuz that means we can pick up 3 more Brad: (mumbles) Or it means ill have room for all my stuff when i leave you , nutcase . Angelina: What?!?! Brad: I said I love you so much and that sounds great!!!

No wonder I couldn’t find any 73-87 chevy pick up doors in ANY West Viginia junk yard / front yards!!!!!

Here comes cousin Billy with his kids Kenny,Andy,Bradley,Bucky,Presley,Timmy,Tommy,Randy,Ricky,Kerry,Sally,Kelly, etc…

Here comes cousin Billy with his kids Kenny,Andy,Bradley,Bucky,Presley,Timmy,Tommy,Randy,Ricky,Kerry,Sally,Kelly, etc…

“LAMIGRA”the new state of the art undercover ins truck

Hey Beey Joeeer’s a qwarter now you gon head to makings sure that Fredday Freeda and Freddy all get themselves supper ya hearrdd

“Ku mon, boiz, lit us go rob da seben-ee-lebin, will use yor trux Eldridge, em boiz aint gonts be aybul to diskribe it to da shi-riff..gud thinkm mom”….P.S, I do know how to spell, was too into the redneck frame of thought….

Bob and Marlene just had they’re 15th kid. Marlene said that Bob either had to get a visectomy, or a bigger truck…good choice Bob.

Bob and Marlene just had they’re 15th kid. Marlene said that Bob either had to get a visectomy, or a bigger truck…good choice Bob.

BOBBY BROWN and WHITNEYs new tour bus!!!

BOBBY BROWN and WHITNEYs new tour bus!!!

mpg rating
1 highway
0 city

Someone should tell “Bucky” the idea of a caption contest is to come up with something funny, not recite something he saw on an episode of the Simpsons. Yes Bucky, I saw that episode too.

“Eric” copied off of me…couldn’t come up with his own I guess.

The metal work class of 2008 couldn’t afford the phat-khat limo so they custom fabricated one.

The metal work class of 2008 couldn’t afford the phat-khat limo so they custom fabricated one.

Man this guy isn’t going to be happy when he finds out his wife, daughter, and sister are the same person!

The newest edition to the 2009 chevy lineup. The “Super-King-Extra-Crew-Cab!!!”

This is a sneak peak at the new Mexican haulers for the farmers in the south

I call Shotgun!

need all these doors yall so when i get drunk i find at least one….

Oh yeah, well lets see you parallel park this bad boy!

If your truck has more doors than all of your relatives’ trailers combined, you… might be a redneck. In this case, to the 2nd power.

Tour bus from The Doors.

If Hugh Hefner was a redneck, this would be the Playboy limo.

New on YouTube: epic 7-car pileup.

we had to stop at 7/11 to get duct tape and glue to hold some of our doors on…all aboard the hillbilly express limo service

keep up the good work

how many rednecks can you fit in a 10 door extended cab truck?

redneck getaway truck
that way the whole family can rob the 7-11 at once!

redneck getaway truck
that way a whole family can go at once!

A big road hazard waiting to happen.

Rednecks finest limo service!
seats the whole trailer park/family

Immigration Public Transportation coming to your town soon.

too bad our DIY Stretch Limo book didn’t tell us nothin about having same-colored doors, now the neighbors will think we’re idiots.

So between the 3 suburbans, 2 Pick-Ups and the old grain truck we managed to put together enough seats to get the entire family to fit in one trip.

who said riddin in a limo was only for them rich folks? I re’con not

Redneck Soccer Practice Truck

Look Mama My 15 Children And My Dog Fit In This Truck

What’s polygamy?? I was tired of me wives fighting over seats in me Suburban. Now each has their own.

Happy mothers day ma! I’m taking you to the finest restaurant in town in Dad’s limo.

SO THIS JERK TAKES UP THREE PARKING SPOTS, ONE BEING HANDICAP, SO I KEYED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS FANCY PAINT JOB. HEH HEH THAT’LL SHOW HIM.

looks like bobby decide to take his wife to a nice restaurant in a limo!

You might be a redneck, if your truck has more doors than you have children.

wow Bucky you have way too much time on your hands

now i finally know where the doors went from my truck

Rednecks Gone Wild: 7 Eleven

Slim Jims and beer, $35.
Gasoline, $350.
Getting to the deer camp in style, Priceless!!

Bubba finally found a use for that rusty U-Haul truck and all those old brokedown pickup trucks sitting around his yard. Weld them all together and he becomes the envy of the local tractor pull!

The Canyonero is also available in the F-Series, for the ladies, with a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter, a power moonroof (Marge’s hair sticks out of it),and a power rectrable step, the type usually found on a motorhome.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

Every Mexicans Dream! A roomy ride across the border, to get a Big Gulp and a Slim Jim.

You might be a redneck if…….your truck has more doors than your house does!

get er done!!!!

Bubba: “Hey guys! Check out my limo for Prom!”
Billy: “Betcha get laid tonight, Bubba!”

This is why you shouldnt rent U-HAULS to rednecks.

How did Natural Selection allow THIS to happen?!

REDNECKS GOING GREEN DOING THEIR PART AT RECYCLING.

Ahhh. It’s prom season for the Appalachian home schoolers once again. This years dinner buffet will be at the regal 7/11 hot dog grill. Free Slushies for the first 12 related guests. This years limo rides provided by Jeb’s U-Haul and tackle shop. Please refer to the driver as “Jeb” rather than “Pa” to make the evening’s festivities more magical! Remember assigned seating! Please go to the door the matches your evening gown or tux. Have a fun prom and I’ll see you all when you get home Gertrude a.k.a. “Ma”.

Chevrolet trucks now trageting women. New slogan: Size matters. And we’re still like a rock.

“Well, it was either this or a vasectomy.”

The all new Mexican Border Crosser. Guaranteed to fit you and 100 of your closest family members comfy for Illegal border crossings. Green Card? We don’t need no stinking Green Card!

than again who is to say this limo wasent made in some black guys back yard in tha ghetto, it wasent necesarily made in the trailer park!!

constructed by highly skilled redneck babies…smokin dope!!! i think it would look great with a final paint job, and a cummins engine!!

And we’re back to “America’s Favorite Redneck Dating Game.” Let’s continue on. Bachelor behind door number four, how many cars can you build from parts in your back yard?

GM’s new suburban provides aid to families of foreclosed homes.

gee daddy you mean i get one of them fancy limosines like them sweet sixteen party girls on mtv… jebediah’s gonna be mighty impressed…

gee daddy yah mean i get a limo like the them hollywood sweet sixteen partys… jebediah’s gonna be mighty happy to see this…

the redneck school bus.
the classes first field trip to 7 11
Teacher: Alright kids our first stop 7 11 now go get ya some 40d’s

the redneck school bus.
the classes first field trip to 7 11
Teachers alright kids our first stop 7 11 now go get ya some 40d’s

A spy shot of the new Partidge Redneck Family’s Rock bus…

NBC announced a fall redux of the Partridge Family. Instead of drums and electric guitars, the new version of the singing family will be thumpin washboards, and whiskey jugs redneck style. No word on if Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Foxworthy will appear…

At the time Snoop DeVille hit the roads, the lesser known 2 Live Crew Cab was also available, shown here.

U-HAUL ALOT or U-HAUL A TON!
you can tell its an old u-haul from the front end, he just took the box off the back and decided to add 4 doors. lol for what reason i think we’ll never know.

U-HAUL ALOT or U-HAUL A TON!
you can tell its an old u-haul from the front end, he just took the box off the back and decided to add 4 doors. lol for what reason i think we’ll never know.

Larry the Cable guy would be proud of this here redneck truck

Kids in one door, critters in the next, toys in the third, coolers in the forth, the grill and lawn chairs in the back, Ma and Pa in the front – ROAD TRIP!!

The only truck with enough room for “a half of ton of garbage” – from Alice’s Restaurant.

In my truck of many colors that my father made for me……

Honey, Which color do you think it should be?

I told you that your mother couldn’t pick out the right color for a new car

I told you that your mother couldn’t pick out the ride color for a new car

The New REDNECK LIMO

I’m goin’ in to get a dirty 30 of Busch. And I swear if you spill any beer on the good seats…

POLICE APPREHEND ALLEGED ROBBERY SUSPECT , Today police say that 48 year old Cletis Morris attempted to rob the local 7 11 with a bowie knife but when he got outside realized he locked his keys in his truck and surrendered shortly after.

god i hope there mexican

Can you believe it Cledus? Dem cops gave me a ticket for drivin in da car pool lane.

Don’t you love it madly
won’t give to a valet
I wonder what it weighs
tell me what you say

Don’t you love it ’cause
he welded on the doors

(to the tune of “love her madly”
…by the doors, of course.

Chevy Deluxe Motorhome.Comes with removeable tongue and tie down straps for them there windy parking lots!
Don’t let them tornados come to your trailer park,get in your new truck and run like hell!(don’t forget them strap thingies).

PROM NIGHT IN ARKANSAS!

“If you turn your old Truck into a limo yourself, you might be a Redneck.”

“If you turn your old Truck into a limo yourself, you might be a Redneck.”

How to turn your GMC Top Kick into an International CXT in 4 easy steps…

You ever have the feeling when you brought your truck in to get the bed lengthened, that the guy was on drugs when you dropped it off? I’m getting that feeling right now

The new ultima-cab, bring all your employess ot the job site in one vehicle

What in the world?

Find whats is wrong with this picture…

Well, golly-bum, the limo’s here already!! Well, off to prom! And don’t forget, we’re goin’ to the Wal-Mart for the after party, I’m bringin’ the moonshine!! YEE-HAWWWW!!!

Doctor Frankenstein’s latest hobby.

if you were stupid enough to make that why aren’t you parked in the handicap spot

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Hey now is got nuff room for ma, pa, grand pappy, gran ma, ma wife, my sister/ex-wife, my son/brother, my daughter/sister/other ex-wife, my 5 illegitamate children, and ten can you believe ten cases of the shine. YEEEEE HAAAAAAAW, we gon have a ho down

The ultimate pimpmobile: 4 back seats and a bed.

Line that truck bed with garbage bags fill it with water, and you gotta official Redneck Hotel on Wheels.

And behind door number 1

And behind door number 1

And behind door number 1

That’s not a Redneck Limo.
That’s the new Mexican Crew Cab from chhhevy!!

do u want an extra barrel of coke with that?

Chevy. Official truck of Utah.

Introducing the decacab for those times when a quad cab just isnt enough. This baby will not only carry you and your new bride to your honeymoon at your job at the local 7-11, it will also hold her suspicious brothers and cousins not to forget a hound dog or two.

OL’BILLY BOB AND HIS SISTER DECIDED TO TAKE THE KIDS OUT FOR A SUNDAY SLURPEE!

Must have been payday at the Tomato farm.

Uncle Bubba’s wedding was a real treat and Billy Bob’s slushy toast to the new bride and groom was powerful enough to have any coon dog howl.

Ballin’

Heck why go to McDonalds when u can get a 44oz slurpee for 1.99 and 2 hotdogs for 2.00?? Get er done!

Ok, so this one has nothing to do with the caption, but thought I’d mention it anyway.

What’s the difference between a rich Ohioan and a rich West Virginian?

The Ohioan has 15 cars on wheels and the West Virginian has 15 cars on blocks.

To all you good folks down there, hope you know I’m just joking in good fun. I’d love to hear any Ohioan jokes you have.

You know you’re a rich redneck if your limo comes with an eight foot bed.

I bet I’ll be the only one going to prom in one of these!

Giving the trailer park compitition since 1925.

MEXICAN LIMO! ENOUGH SAID

“Brandines gonna have her self an El-e-gant weddin”
~
For all the Simpson fans out there

MA get the kids wes goin to a fancy restaurant today

At least Larry The Cable Guy isn’t to proud to ask his chauffer to stop and get a Slurpee.

At least Larry The Cable Guy isn’t to proud to ask his chauffer to stop and get a Slurpee.

I told her I aint gettin rid of this truck, no matter how many chilln’s she has.

He’s a High-Tech, Redneck

I hope U-Haul doesn’t find out that I stripped one of there vehicles for my dream car.

Who needs stretched hummers and 26’s We have the the worlds longest redneck limo, and theres even space for when huntin season rolls around.

Two tones? Pfft, wimp. I roll with at least nine.

Nothing says high roller like a mismatched and rusted truck limo.