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the new VW redneckhauler them good ol boys will love this deerstand on wheels.

the new VW ecopod. powered by weed, just like the guy who broke into my precious 87 fiero gt and busted my window out.

I know volkswagen’s come in a lot of colors but c’mon…

Or

The us military has come up with a ghillie car for their snipers.

“Weed for Speed”

That’s what you would drive in forest…

The VW Bug youll notice the amount of bush it attracts instantly

The VW Bug youll notice the amount of bush it attracts instantly

Is this what they mean by “going green”?

mow money, mow problems.

here is the car but where is swamp thing

it looks like something that Cheech and Chong would drive

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Buggy

CHA CHA CHA CHIA

LOOKS LIKE A EASTER BASKET THREW UP ON IT!

MARTIN TRUEX JR’S NEW PAINT SCHEME FOR REAL TREE/BASS PRO SHOPS!

FAST AND FURIOUS MEETS CHEECH AND CHONG IN…TOKYO SMOKE!

Here we have a shot from Herbie’s latest movie, Herbie Joins the Army. Looks kinda good in a gurilla suit, don’t you think?

ted nugents new hunting camo line avalible in tree, bush, and shrub!

dude wheres my car? i know i parked next to this bush!

Hunny, I Thought I told you, you have to shave your bush so I can see where Im going..

Bigfoot pimped his own ride.

In the latest attempt to cut Fuel prices Volkswagon introduced their first ever “Going Green” Hyrbid Model…

this is what happens when u make love to a forest fairy and don’t call her the next day

Herbievore.

You think the cops will find the weed?

#1 When they said we should go green, I never thought of doing it like this!

#2 Vee Dub, representing Doicheland, yeah baby. Introducting, the brand new, 2009 Beetle, and we’re going green.

#3 “uhmm…yeah. I kinda parked my car on the law last night, and apparently the wife used some sort of ‘miracle grow’…the rest explains itself.

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When they said we should go green, I never thought of doing it like this!

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Why didn’t I think of this earlier? It’s the perfect infiltration vehicle!

Honey, you forgot to mow the car again, I can barely see out the window!

Greenpeace would be proud.

Adds a whole new meaning to mowing the grass and finding a car.

VW is really trying to compete with Hummer. Their new bug comes with all options the hummer does. Military grade armor, bullet proof windows and best of all top grade camoflauge.

Man #1: Presenting the newest breakthrough in military technological advancement.
Man #2: what is that contraption?
Man #1: Our new special tactics vehicle sir
Man #2: Why isn’t this on the hummer
Man #1: Well, we couldn’t find enough leaves to cover the hummer in time for the presentation so this is what we have.

The new A-104 tactical car, military intelligence at its finest.

“$#!t…get the weed whacker.”

This is a car I can dig…

cheech and chong downsized from the van

and here we see the Beetle in its natural habitat. Shes a beaut!!

I knew i shouldn’t have parked the bug in the enchanted forest lastnight

This is what happened in WWII when Germany tried to make a camo recon car to surprise the French.

lets go hunting we can hide in the new motorized bush.

i told you we didnt need a tree stand with this new camo!

George of the jungle goes mobile!!

Got Camouflage?

if the germans had thought about it they may have win WII

Ch ch ch chia!

Is this green enough Gov. Arnold?

HMMM i guess Everything really is greener on the other side!

son, go water the car

The all new Navy SEAL “hippie reconnaissance vehicle”

Psh..you think your rides custom…Look at my hunting Beetle..its siting on stocks and decked out with custom leaves

While researching migratory bee patterns, environmentalists stumble upon shocking new evidence that asks, “Could Swamp Thing really exist?”. And what of the nefarious Dr. Anton Arcane?

well atleast he’s doing his fare share of turning the world a greener place..lol

Cheech and Chong’s “Up In Smoke 2008″

hunter’s! Tired of having to walk 10 feet to your deer blind? Act Now and go no farther than your own driver’s seat, with the lay-z-ass car canopy.

When I told the design crew the world is going green i didnt think they would take me literally.

When I said the world is going green i didnt think they would take me literally.

Once your bug hits about 12 or 13 years of age, you may notice that it’ll get rust-like blemishes, backfire and/or get a deeper exhaust note, and grow lots and lots of body hair.

Apparently, John Deere didn’t quite hit the nail on the head the first time.

If Bo and Luke Duke slide across the hood the grass stains will never come out!

Redneck Cow Herder

Huuum…
Looks like Tiger Woods has a new Putter

Huuum Looks like Tiger Woods Put Put pudder….

“HONEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE ROUND-UP I WANT TO DETAIL THE CAR?

When your the creature from the black lagon
Then this would be a monsterest idea..

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Hey Swamp Thing I Found Your Car!

Joe’s Mobile Turf Care and Car wash! Some Mergers just do NOT work out like expected……

Joe’s Mobile Turf Care and Car wash! Some Mergers just do NOT work out like expected……

well now we all know what car big foots been driveng..seems like he’s been driven across country too.

well now we all know what car big foots been driveng..seems like he’s been driven across country too.

g g g g gia….its the new gia-moble

or…. and THIS is why you dont mow after you just washed your car.

if this doesnt get us in the grassroots challenge…i dont know WHAT will!

this proto-type is what launched the hippies love for the bug

They always said Kermit’s nuts looked like bugs.

Honey, I think we have a bug problem in the lawn.

You’ll probably like me when I’m angry.

lets see the cops catch me now :]

The Chia-Beatle!
the ultimate in active camo.

New for our next generation jungle combat sniper, the gillie car!

I detail it with a lawnmower and miracle grow.

When I hit the gas, all my passengers get high from the second hand and become hungry. Thus I call it the “munch” buggy.

here at VW we belive that goin green is not only about saving our planet but also haveing a high resale value so stop by to the sign then drive event and watch ur new investment grow!!! das auto!!!!

here at VW we belive that goin green is not only about saving our planet but also haveing a high resale value so stop by to the sign then drive event and watch ur new investment grow!!! das auto!!!!

From the makers of Chia Pet, the new Chia Beetle!

From the makers of Chia Pet, the new Chia Beetle!

Thats a new kind of Cut-Polish buff,the green turtle wax.

I sent that picture to cardomain for their caption contest via email. Honestly. Pretty sweet.

Cheech and Chongs “Dream Machine”

I’m just a love machine, and I dont work on nobody but you!

Harold and Kumar go to U.T.I

It’s not easy being green !!!!!!!!!!!

It’s not easy being green !!!!!

Come on Al Gore, I understand we need to be driving environment friendly vehicles, but do we ACTUALLY have to drive the ENVIRONMENT??

No officer, I swear we don’t have any weed “in” the car!

“Hey man, it’s funny but you don’t have bugs on your lawn. You have lawn on your Bug.”

“Yeah, it’s different alright(!). How much grass…er gas…does it take to fill the tank?”

Watch out when you’re spreading grass-seed on your lawn NOT to get any of it on your car(!)

“If you think my car looks great, just wait until I pop the hood and you see my Weed Performance Supercharger… It is sick when you step on it down the HIGH-way…”

holy shizkabob cheech and chong really did it

Motor Trend to release new magazine inspired by where’s waldo?

After his last movie, Herbie decided to try out for a different role as Cousin It in a new remake of the Adams Family. Unfortunately, his manager currently has nothing to say about the Herb’s decision. We’ll keep you informed on this astonishing story…

Dude, what are you doin’ this weekend?
I gotta mow the yard.
Hey, when your done, why don’t you come over and help me mow my car!

No, we haven’t found Bigfoot yet but we did find his car!

They said the Germans were hairy but Damn!

Yes ladies and Gentlmen! VW has done it, its more economical and environmently friendly, its going to be a greener future after all

Although the bug seems to have the upper hand by it’s unique exterior. It lives everyday in fear of too much sunlight, herbivores, and being overwatered.

The Beetle got a little more Buggier

yeah i invented the chia pet awhile back. meet my chia car. just a quick watering is all the maintenance you need!

Crikey! Here we have a very rare specimen of Beetle, as you can see, this species uses sophisticated natural camouflage to hide from its predators!

The original “Shag” Mobile.

…it’s a Mexican Moss Bug. You put yer weed in it.

Last time I saw something like this it had astro turf and a hairy orange interior.

I wonder if Woody Allen can get this one to start…

The Watchowski Bros. next movie, a sequel to the “Swamp Thing”… the “Swamp Bug”.

“The government finally unveiled the official DEA car today…”

Damn you guys! When I said, “LET’S BAIL” I meant let’s get out of here.

You know It from the Addam’s Family, ya this is his car…

Is giving off carbon dioxide, then absorbing it bad?

I promise Jose, we’ll get across the border this time.

That wasn’t Meguiar’s, that was MIRACLE GROW!

The Creature from the Black Lagoon couldn’t carry all his dates, so he tuned an old VW Bug with a custom bodykit.

Swampthing’s ride runs on swamp gas and boasts superior durability to scratches and impacts. Only needs to be trimmed once a month.

With gas prices higher than Cheech, Chong suggested alternative “transportation”.

Chewbacca’s freak brother is sad to be left at home again while Chewbacca gets to go check out the princess. He will get back.

With the new biodegradable materials that vehicles are being built with, rust is a thing of the past, the new problem, mold.

CHA CHA CHA CHIA!

Dude were is my grass bug at

If you look close you can see the purple hairs…. Wait how did that bug get in there?

the new meaning of going green!

Remember the Disney movie “The Shaggy Dog”? This is the soon-to-be-released “The Shaggy Herbie”.

hahaha who’s the master of hide-and-go-seek-cars? I’m the master of hide-and-go-seek-cars. you’ll never find my bug.

You won’t find this listed in the Kelly Blue Book. In the ‘Green Book’ yeah, but not the Blue Book!”

“…actually it’s kinda’ my fault. Back when I ordered the car, I insisted on the color ‘grass green’ and I guess the salesman took it literally.”

“Sorry dude. I painted your car, then sprayed on the clear coat. I guess I didn’t let it dry long enough though because driving it over here to your house, I accidently hit a bale of hay on the road. Sorry man!”

FOR SALE: 1961 VW, white with gray interior. Ran great when parked in grass field behind house 40 years ago. Haven’t touch since. Make offer.”

The only car that would make environmentalists happy if it caught fire.

“…yeah, in a way he does have the Midas touch except that everything John Deere touches turns green!”

Hey Cheech, I need to change the oil, do you know where the weed eater is?

“…well, you know, up here in the pacific northwest it rains so much that if you leave ANYTHING sitting for more than a week, it’ll grow!”

“If you think my car looks great, just wait until I pop the hood and you see my Weed Performance Supercharger…”

Damn… even Herbie is a “enviromentaly concious” now

Come out back, I’ll show you my Chia Bug!

Herbie…..fully loaded.

“…yeah, it’s easy to take care of. Just a trim every week. And, it’s economical to drive too. It runs on crabgrass.”

Another failed attempt by the American military to create a camouflaged vehicle for Iraq. It is perfectly camouflaged, but in Iraq…not so much.

“Going Green” takes-on a whole new meaning(!).

Awww man, when you told me my blind date was a hippie, i didn’t think she’d let the grass grow out on EVERYTHING…

Bill said, “I had my chest hair waxed last week. This week I’m having the same thing done to my car.”

“Wait, wait, wait! What was that? Tisla? Tasla?? You mean, there is another way of becoming an evironmentally compatible car?”

Found deep in the remote Oregon woods, Big Foot’s car(!).

Cha Cha Cha CHIA !!

Today on Ze Deadliest of Europe, vee shall explore ze habitat of ze dreaded Giant Bug. Vee are close now, but ze bug has amazing cammoflage…

Ghillie style, for the redneck who wouldn’t be caught dead in a Beetle
sorry i goofed up a little

Ghillie style, for the redneck who wouldn’t be caught dead in a beattle