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May 16, 2008
It Will Answer LIVE FISH OF INDIANA on the Phone
By Rob Einaudi
Editor-in-Chief
I’m just gonna post this AutoTrader ad for a 2001 Honda Insight in its entirety. There is really no good way to sum it up and I wouldn’t want you to miss any of the details.
I got this car in Dec 2005 for my new wife 19 and she never got a drivers lic and divorced me in 2007. I never one time drove the car it was damaged and has a rebuilt title. It still needs work because we never complete fixed it. It needs airbags and seatbelts, ( about $500 used ) and the rear battery is not charging due to sitting. If you drive the car it might start charging or you can have a new battery placed in it. I have an extra battery a man sold me. I have an extra engine with 50,000 miles on it I will sell for $300 if u take the car $500 without the car I gave $900 for it. The car needs some paint on doghouse. It has very low mileage and would go 200,000 if fixed more. I got the car to take my cheater wife on trips, but her last trip was with another man so I just drive my new dodge truck & have no need for any car. You can drive the car without the battery working and it might then take charge if the engine forces the charge or the dealer has 144 Volt chargers to try charge it. It gets 61 MPG on the dash reader. It starts and runs good but I never drove it so you might want to tow it home. I am firm on the price. I am 60 years old and have a new wife 20 whos a nurse so she is away doing hospital work and we go no place. She is wife #6 not the one I got the car for. I am going to sell my farm an everything I do not need this car. I have $8000 invested in the car now and need $5000 as I still owe that on the car. No lien on title I got it on credit cards at 30 % interest is why I am selling to cut my interest down. Location is 17 miles west of Bloomington Indiana. Leave a message it will answer LIVE FISH OF INDIANA on the phone.
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Howard spiehler lll
Feb 5, 2009 at 7:50 pm
GODZILLA Well my X wife liked to watch Godzilla movies so i went to the public Library and got all the DVDs of Godzilla. One night we are sitting together watching ‘ Son of godzilla ‘ and this giant praying mantus is beating the crap out of Godzillas son and my wife says ” BAD MOTHER GO PROTECT YOUR SON ” to Godzilla. I am feak watch her and she turns to me and says, ” Is there anyplace we can go and see Godzilla in person ” So I say, ” Honey you know we are very poor and Godzilla is Japanese. They keep Godzilla in the Zoo in Toyko and we just do not have the money to fly there right now. ” ” OH ” she says and went back to the movie. Later I told a college student that at Bloomington and he says, ” You know the Japanese —if you went to Toyko they would not let you see Godzilla anyway ” well ………..( US Customs takes all my post mail over this marriage fraud crap—so if they are reading this– i am not going to Japan and get no Japan post mail”
Howard spiehler lll
Feb 5, 2009 at 7:40 pm
$32 That’s what it cost me yesterday for postage to mail letters to the government and bitch. I asked them how they would fix the economy if the post office could not even deliver a chain saw because I never got my $329 husqvarna on ebay after 55 days send prir. mail THEN I said give 100 million Americans a Federal Credit card with a $3000 limit and 3 % interest. And also balence transfers at 3 % interest to all the losers like me who are $20,000 in debt at 30 % interest. But no one cares if the economy is FIXED they just want their share of tax payer money. Under my plan the Government gets the $3000 BACK plus 3 % interest. What did everyone DO with the first $300 plan that did little? Buy 3 tanks of GAS? And if the balence transfers of $20,000 to 3 % interest FREES $4000 a year in interest from HIGH INTEREST DEBT theres another $4000 inTO the economy for like 20 million Americans thats 80 billion into the economy from interest the Government gets TAX ON ( sales tax and income tax and SS tax ) Plus it NOW direct stimulas not in 2011. #3000 credit to 100 m Americans is 300 billion stimulas THE GOVERNMENT gets back and also gets TAX ON —but no one want my ideas..aaaaaaaaaa
Howard spiehler lll
Feb 5, 2009 at 7:49 am
I want to talk today about the advantage of having Japanese Koi in your ponds. Koi tend to clean nitrates from the pond. A normal pond can support 2500 or 3000 pounds of fish per acre. With Koi present in the pond a rise in poundage occurs, and you can get 500 extra pounds per acre of fish. There are other advantages to this in that not only are you getting MORE fish per surface acre but a more healthy fish population. The reason is in the decreased nitrates. It wold be like for you to shower in dirty water, and that is how your fish feel in a pond over loaded with nitrogen problems. So try adding 10, 15 or 20 Koi per acre to your pond and you will enjoy much better fish production.
Howard spiehler lll
Feb 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm
GREETINGS FISH CUSTOMERS well if your goign to be brought to this web site then buy some fish I HAVE IN INVENTORY at this time Feb 2009 20,000 hybrid Bluegills and Also redears and regular bluegills. Soon as march comes i can get Amur. i was abit upset here because i need to sell fish as my ne wife needed an eye operation or lose her left eye. I had to do without alot of things i needed to pay for the doctors 2 weeks ago, my X wife didn’t care she said she wanted her MAINTENANCE money even she has a new husband and lives fancy alot nicer than me, and if the girl lost her eye it was just too bad. so i sort of got mad at people who try and make rich people not buy my fish so I can pay doctor bills. last month my new father in law had a stroke and i had to pay his medical bills so he would not lose the family rice farm. It has been hard and i get bitchy over money. peopel like to haev a good fun but i am just trying my best to make a honest living working. SO i get about as much contempt for people who hurt me as for my x wife who was with me 20 months and sORT of with me but really seeing other men and just use me for money. i feel sorry my new father in law is paralied in bed until he dies. i just wanted to save that rice farm because it has been handed down generation to generation and my sister in law plants the rice now and cares the father and works in town part time. so i just wanted to sell fish not make a bIG joke of hard work. go to the reAL web site and buy a fish Ok
Howard spiehler lll
Feb 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Rob Einaudi is probably not MAN ENOUGH to get a woman so he has to talk about other men, losers are like that maybe Rob cannot perform in a bed is why he likes cars? maybe they are the only thing he can get to perform for him ?
Howard spiehler lll
Feb 4, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I am trying to get this blog removed pending legal action for derogotory meaning toward LIVE FISH OF INDIANA I have asked AUTOTRADER if they can do anything under CopyWrite law ? we will see what happens to STUPID people who blog peoples ads without thier permission ? I am NOT in a modd to be a NICEGUY over this blog I wrote the FBI 2 letters today. Howard
J-ROC
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm
JAP CRAP
J-ROC
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
JAP CRAP
howard
Jul 22, 2008 at 4:12 am
this is MY ad the car is sold. i am not sure WHY anyone has posted this I am into going to the higher courts this week over this BAD woman declare me an abusive husband to get a free green card. I am sending letters to all major newspapers on this. Young Americans have lost the concept of freedom. You are free if your 60 to marry 6 wives 20 which is what i did. My mistake was to accept a woman who was not a virgin. Religious law forbids ANYONE to marry a DIVORCED woman. Its hard to find 40 year old virgins. Anyway evil is all over the earth, YES my new wife is 20 and 85 lbs and your all just jealous. You could not get this cool a wife if you were 20. She said her friends told her older men were not as good in bed. I said ” your a virgin you will not know the difference ” So see if you do not KNOW the difference your alright. i am NICE and will not SUE people for use my business name here I am still fighting with the FBI and all the feds ANYONE who writes me or about me is or will be under FBI and US customs investigation so who cares, they have their own reward. My chosen profession was research biochemist. i had very little use for ENGLISH in school and my skills are poor in that subject I had 200 beautiful WHITE women and married 6 I just have outgrown white girls. I can get them just walk up ask, but who wants one. I was an artist until my hand was cut and did very well in painting and selling those. RUSSIANS bought the car I have 26 more for sale but not right now i am busy in other things
If you read major newspapers you will be seeing alot of me soon. Look for the part where i said the CONSTITUTION is the paper giving certain people the right to run for president and not be told they have to pick cotton in some southern state. I am mad at LAWS that violate my rights. I have NOT seen TV for 10 years. A man keeps calling me to sell me cable and i said ” If you had one day to live what would you do with it ? Sit all day watch tv? maybe today is your last day? “
Patrick
Jun 12, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I wonder if he can see see the pattern here.
mustang_steve
May 20, 2008 at 3:36 pm
The term “doghouse” is based on vans. There is a massive hump inside the van between the front seats that can be removed for engine service. Well, when out that cover looks like a doghouse.
Now, people use it in reference to any engine coverings, or the engine bay itself.
Nick
May 19, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Cory, there are 2 t’s in written … LOL , But thanks for lettin’ us know that the guy was somewhat illiterate… Nick
skaetur
May 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm
How did this get greenlit, this isn’t half as good as half the craigslist ads. BOO on you Fark!
Karenopa
May 19, 2008 at 5:15 pm
This is just plain sad! Any 60 yr. old man who’d marry 19 & 20 yr old women (children really) deserves exactly what’s happening here. For God’s sake…just quietly sell the vehicle..you’re embarrassing yourself here for such stupidity!
Mike Turtle
May 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Do you guys really think this is that funny? Fark sucks.
tom
May 19, 2008 at 4:42 am
anybody not think that the guy might have been wasted when he wrote this?
em
May 19, 2008 at 4:21 am
It’s a Honda Insight, not a Civic.
GTwildfire
May 19, 2008 at 2:57 am
Oh, and Genius Mike left a personal link… to digg.com
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what’s the point of leaving a personal link to a wide open site, and not a personal webpage?
GTwildfire
May 19, 2008 at 2:52 am
Mike:
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Well, if I drink heavily for an extended period of time or suffer a series of concussions this all might make sense on the first read-thru. I imagine it would be like going on a binge and hearing Keith Richards talk and realizing I suddenly UNDERSTAND what he’s saying.
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Sure, there is an assortment of things that are understandable, but his dialogue is rambling and complex and unless you’ve read all posts, many people seem to have a degree of difficulty nailing down exactly what he wrote in its entirety.
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Oh, and according to the Mensa test, I’m a genius although I don’t think IQ tests are infallable.
www.haikureviewer.com
May 19, 2008 at 2:50 am
There’s enough info in this ad for someone to make a pretty cool film about this guy’s life.
Mill B. Later
May 19, 2008 at 2:21 am
I call shenanigans.
bill
May 19, 2008 at 2:17 am
me and my sister mama are selling this car so i can have a vasectomy. Jeff Foxworthy and the Georgia Bulldogs RAWK!
Xz
May 19, 2008 at 2:16 am
Mike.. umm.. he sed ENGINE not BATTERY.. my read aint to goood but i be thinkin yous rong..
” I have an extra engine with 50,000 miles on it I will sell for $300 if u take the car $500 without the car I gave $900 for it. “
Tuckerjae
May 19, 2008 at 1:50 am
OMG, I am from Bloomington, and work with a girl from Spencer, IN… the place that is 17 miles west. We just about pissed ourselves laughing, then wanting to kill ourselves b/c of the kind of stereotype re-enforcement this brings. BTW, we found this courtesy of FARK. Thx for our daily dose of heritage.
Aaron
May 19, 2008 at 1:31 am
Marrying a foreigner doesn’t automatically give you a green card anymore because people were abusing it. Maybe he’s quite hung for a 60-year-old…
DJ
May 18, 2008 at 11:06 pm
He says it needs airbags. I suppose that’s because the previous ones dumped him.
Jimineye
May 18, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I think it’s fairly obvious his wives are Filipinas who married him for a green card. That explains why she’s so young and why she can’t drive (poor people in the Philippines don’t have any reason to get licenses).
Cory
May 18, 2008 at 10:19 pm
There are many problems with how this was writen, but what the hell is wrong with the people who are unable to read.
It seems like most of the commentors need to work on thier comprehension skills.
not unpreposterous
May 18, 2008 at 9:09 pm
He bought it on credit cards with 30% interest. If most else was funny, that just makes me cry. Poor ol’ idjit.
The Cheat
May 18, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Meh!
Awesome
May 18, 2008 at 8:19 pm
“I think the best line read “It starts and runs good but I never drove it so you might want to tow it home.” I almost died laughing.”
Do you always die laughing when someone makes a good suggestion? Sure the engine starts and runs good, but do the brakes work? Is the suspension okay? Does it have any overheating problems? He hasn’t driven it, so he isn’t sure, so makes the rather safe and smart decision to recommend that the buyer tow it home to make sure it’s safe to drive.
Max
May 18, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I have no idea why my comment posted twice, but it bears repeating: rednecks love meth.
Max
May 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
They call it the doghouse because once you remove the motor, your dog has a nice place to raise a litter of pups. You wouldn’t want them climbing around in the interior, b/c that’s where your meth-making supplies are stored.
Max
May 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
They call it the doghouse because once you remove the motor, your dog has a nice place to raise a litter of pups. You wouldn’t want them climbing around in the interior, b/c that’s where your meth-making supplies are stored.
Burnett
May 18, 2008 at 7:54 pm
It’s a civic hybrid – perhaps that’s why the battery system costs so much.
Mark
May 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
for all you non car guys, the doghouse is the front section of the car. It is the part where the motor sleeps.
No clue how that little colloquialism got started.
Sharla
May 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Bob, your comment said it all for me! That made me laugh harder than the ad itself.
Michael
May 18, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Damn, I’m from Bloomington and this guy’s writing sure brings back memories.
Also, Brandi’s got some pretty clever spam there, but she writes just like this guy, so perhaps she really is wife #3. Freaky place, the Internet.
Annie
May 18, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Mike, he’ll sell the car for $5000, which is what he owes on it. He has a spare engine (which you cannot assume fits in the car, necessarily) he’ll sell for $300 if you buy the car, or $500 if you buy it by itself. He paid $900 for it.
Not even this guy would pay $900 for a spare battery. I guess it’s harder to read than you think.
Bob
May 18, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Quote: “The car needs some paint on doghouse”
Well, dimple monkey, twice the pudding, octopi for tango man.
WTMF?
Brandi
May 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I was wife # 3 @ 18
read all about this idiot on my blog
http://www.myblog.110mb.com
Cal
May 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“How hard was that to read?”
I don’t know where you’re from Mike, but as someone who lives in the South, trying to read it literally made my head hurt.
Ted Kintner
May 18, 2008 at 6:48 pm
How much for wife #5?
Just me
May 18, 2008 at 6:44 pm
“The car needs some paint on doghouse” – ?!
Mike
May 18, 2008 at 6:29 pm
GwildTfire, you’re an idiot.
He’s selling the car for $5000,
if you purchase the car from him, he’ll sell you an extra battery for $300 that he purchased for $900. He will also sell the battery separate, for $500.
How hard was that to read?
DP_Dig
May 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm
GwildTfire wins. You can all go home now.
GTwildfire
May 17, 2008 at 7:23 am
lol… My dad was 62 when I was born and my mom was 1/2 his age at the time AND I THINK THIS IS WIERD.
Turner
May 17, 2008 at 3:36 am
I think the best line read “It starts and runs good but I never drove it so you might want to tow it home.” I almost died laughing. But other than that I was left scratching my head as to how it even made it onto the site like that.
Evan
May 17, 2008 at 2:57 am
Wow. You might be a Redneck if your Wife cheats on yah, is 1/3rd your age and you can’t put a sentence together to save your life…
Thanks for sharing it though..
Joe Mama
May 16, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I’m just thinking what 19 year old kid would marry a 60 year old man, but now he’s with a 20 year old nurse? LMAO, this guy’s a riot.
ALAKRANERA
May 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm
????WTF????? I READ IT LIKE 5 TIMES AND STILL DID NOT GET WHAT HE WAS TRYING YO SAY LMFAO THATS FUNNY!!
ALL I UNDERSTOOD WAS THAT HE HAS A DODGE
Jeremy
May 16, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I love his grammar skills.
GwildTfire
May 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I see no with problem his sell car answer. $300 with the car $500 without the car he gave $900 for it is deal good, but $5000 better even yet.
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Good luck with him I wish on wife #8 or 7 after 6 done.
NeilG
May 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I see one, he owns a Dodge truck. Other than that I struggle to find something positive to say about this fellow.
Stewart
May 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Sounds like he has made some good choices in life…