Comments on: Sketchy and Gross: Man Claims To Have Had Sex With 1000 Cars

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:29:33 +0000

GET A ROOM WITH THAT CAR.

By: Gopher

Gopher — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:27:48 +0000

YEAH HE'S THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

By: Heidi

Heidi — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:03:43 +0000

Supposedly there's another trailer out there that actually shows him doing the deed.... *shivers*

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 23 May 2008 05:54:35 +0000

Wow...I love cars and all, but not quite the same. Good thing the EXP is about to have 3" exhaust!

By: cknarf

cknarf — Fri, 23 May 2008 05:16:25 +0000

it reminds me of the fictional 'mnercury mistress' commercial.

By: retroman

retroman — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:09:42 +0000

Hmmm... that guy's nuts. If I ever catch him making love to any of my rides, I'll bind him hand and foot and let him get one last kiss in with my car's front bumper as I nail him at 65mph. I agree with the better a machine than a teenage boy or girl thing, but this still ain't right.

By: Highspeedhijinks

Highspeedhijinks — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:02:17 +0000

God I have no idea but the pictures and stories of these guys gives me the creeps. I mean its a machine and not a living breathing thing so no ones getting hurt, but its like a guy smiling in a dental office waiting area... Theres nothing wrong with it but you know it aint right.

By: i_luv_dusty

i_luv_dusty — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:02:15 +0000

You find some seriously weird stuff, Jen!

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 23 May 2008 02:40:55 +0000

Also making love to your car wont get you better fuel economy, maybe a night in JAIL!