Caption Contest!

this is so fake that lambo looks like some one took a base ball bat too itor un less someone was pushing that cart like 75 kmh and if it is true then fuck lamobos are made like shit

While training for the upcoming “Knight Rider” movie…

another reason why people should not get lambo doors on their honda civics

That is one way to smoke your insurance company.

This is what you get for being rich

hey guys i just joined today..so i’m not sure about my car page but the email is right…also i think the deal with the rims are the front are stock lambo wheels??? so here’s your winning caption guy…

“Today is our anniversary?!?!”

Grocery-getter?

When chuch noris parks a cart, he really parks a cart..

This is what happens when you park too close to soccer moms.

so now i can see how bad these rims dont match

slowly put the groceries down and step away from the cart.

its nothing on this side, you should see the other side its worse!.

Fake Fake Fake its a fake ppl

why would u want to steal from the homeless when u have a Lamborghini?!

Didn’t I tell you that stealing a homeless man’s possessions from his shopping cart wouldn’t be funny?

God punishes idiots who have a car this cool with rims that don’t match

Lamborghini: $250,000
New Paint job: $3,000
grocery: $89.34

Thinking your to good for a Parking spot: Priceless

Life comes at you fast. And with Allstate you know you’re in good hands

Life comes at you fast. And you know your in good hands with Allstate.

how

Never cut off a fat woman in the parking lot leaving the store whos hungry

OOPS!

POLICE REPORT: Cart made an improper left hand turn and failed to signal resulting in a really pissed off lambo owner.

lesson learned next time let your wife buy that container of cheesey poofs cause as evidence shows she will get back at you.

Will the owner of a 1998 red shopping cart please report to the parking lot….

Jackass 4 coming to a theater near you, lawsuit pending.

“this will be the last time the boss lets me barrow his car….”

Damn! Those rear wheels don’t even match the front ones!

What do you mean you feel bad for the guy with the lambo? The guy with the cart had no insurance!

Insurance Institute crash test #LAMB014 complete. 1 star.

For test #LAMB015, we’ll load the cart with food. Bring in the next Lamborghini, please.

“Cart Pushing-So Easy A Caveman Can Do It”

they drive everything the same way.

that’s why you never go where women are, with just PLPD.

1ST DAY OF INSURANCE ADJUSTMENT TRAINING…”NOW IN THIS PICTURE THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF INSURANCE FRUAD!” “NOTICE ALL THE DAMAGE TO CAR AND NONE TO THE BUGGY”

THAT POS AINT EVEN A LAMBO ITS A KIT CAR!

THAT POS AINT EVEN A LAMBO ITS A KIT CAR!

Married lawyer Shags checkout chick

next week see his balls in his now x wifes Prada bag

They just don’t make them like they used to

Some kid just realize how much it can cost to play Mario Cart in real life…

Now that’s an American Muscle Cart.

THET F*@#ker CAME OUT OFF NOWEHERE!!!

I dont have a ride page yet but my acct name is drhowell440 if that will do anything…

“A little to much bang for my buck I guess”

next time a hobo cleans my windows i probably should give him the 50 cents

Sign at the entrance to supermarket parking lot: “Gullwing-doored sports cars only.”

Damn And ii Gotta Return this Cart b4 930

The toddler seat is gone. Looks like another infant hit and run.

Take that, damn scissor doors!

V0 vs V12——V0 wins, 1.0 human power wins

kasey
May 26, 2008 10:18:20 AM

“hmm…. maybe next time i’ll tip the bag boy.”

haha nice one i think we got a winner right there

First they steal my rims now this…man!?

Ok it looks bad, for you I mean, but I just saved a ton of money by switching to GEICO

pop… should of had a V8

Graduating with Honors, and at the top of his class At
“Hater University” Jim used his skills learned at school to become MORE than just that asshole who dings your door….

It’s one a them roge carts I’m tellin ya

It can be buffed out.

(Not part of caption contest, but why is there 2 different wheels on the car? You would think someone with a lambo could afford 4 tires instead of 2..)

aint yer buddy goona be pissed about his car

WANTED!!! Killer cart on the loose, it is known for castrating bulls, and taking the dignity of its owner, if you see this cart,do not take action. Call 1-800-YER-DUMB!

WANTED!!! Killer cart on the loose, it is known for castrating bulls, and taking the dignity of its owner, if you see this cart,do not take action. Call 1-800-

Yo mamma so dumb she drove into a parked cart.

I hope you’re insured!

by this time wee man is inside the lambo.

Quick snatch those back wheels before miss. speazz wakes up.,

Yeah I’ve done that b4 but not to a Lambo, that just makes it extra fun

At least the ppl who hit n run left the quarter in the cart!

Ah damn forgot the quarter back in the cart.

(now we all know that cart isnt a quarter cart but its funy)

Quick snatch those back wheels before someone hits it again,.

Note on the window: sorry about the car but here’s a scene you could submit to your insurance!?

That’s for parking in the sidewalk…douche!

That cart was put there after, can’t you guys see that!

You have a Lamborghini and don’t give to the homeless…they’re on to you man!!

Those jackass boys are at it again!

(News Flash) Walmart introduces free Alcohol with 10 item or more purchase

Dr. scholl’s new anger managemnt gel soles..are u gellin?

what can i say?..life comes at you fast

Poor guy used his car to stop that cart from hitting the chevy truck

We Un-Pimp your auto – German engineering in da house

German Crash Testing at it’s finest

Grr! Hulk smash fake Lambo, rar!!!

the guy driving the shopping cart must have been pretty damn strong

Now shopping carts will take you to your car, of course there are some flaws.

High School 20 year reunion tickets $100
Airfare to reunion $750

Hotel room $350

Lamborghini Diablo rental to impress the girls at the 20 year reunion $1200

Getting taken out by a shopping cart in the parking lot of Target while buying cheap cologne on the way to 20 year class reunion – Priceless

Sometimes it’s best to stay home and dream how things could have been……

Insurance Fraud?
I really think we should go with hit and run.

Be Advised: This store is not responsible for damages caused by shopping carts.

The race started the lambo jumped out front, but when the shopping cart hit second lost all traction and went sideways and it was all over then… Pure american muscle!

hmm…. maybe next time i’ll tip the bag boy.

You better have insurance for that cart of yours

NOW HOW EXACTLY DO WE EXCHANGE INFORMATION??

THIS PICTURE PUTS THE TERM “IF YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT” TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL. WELL AT LEAST IT HASN’T CAUGHT ON FIRE, YET.

You wana piece of me lambo?

just so happened to be the only black car on the lot.

As an SUV roared off into the distance, Paris Hilton couldn’t believe the amount of damage a shopping cart had done to her car.

Hey amigo, thats my parking spot!

shopping carts sure can hold their own now a days!

(Lambo) It’s coz I’m black isn’t it?

Oh nooo…they’re gonna charge me for drink driving again.

You dumb fuckin’ lambo driver…you dinged my trolley

I knew that homeless guy was up to no good when i parked my car…

Hello, Hagarty? I had to call back because when I was calling to claim the Lambo, someone ran off with all the food.

The cart knew it was outmatching in horsepower, but had an ace up it’s sleeve.

u wouldnt have that problem with an american car

Ha, I told you it was a kit car. Pay up!

thats what happens to the guys car that tried to steal my bacon

I’ll just put this cart here, maybe he wont notice.

gotta watch out for those shoppin cart racers!

gotta watch out for those shoppin cart racers!

revenge for stealing those rear ugly rims

bum: are my cans ok…i said are my cans n bottles alright.. phew

after the accident the homeless guy made the lamborghini his home..and got all the homelessness chicks up in there

they sure don’t make lambo’s like they used to

Thank god the cart made out okay!

It’s not a Jetta, so who cares??

well the add said fresh body work and paint

Looks like brittney spears is getting worse at driving… now stuff runs into her “accidently”

I knew I should have used something stronger than aluminum foil for weight reduction!

Ugh-Oh, better get Macco

the owner of that shopping cart must be pissed!

(Insurance company) was the shopping cart a wal mart cart? I’m sorry your coverage only protects from wal mart carts.

Converting your fiero into a Lamborghini… $15,000
aluminum jack from sears so you can steal mismatching wheels…. $200
watching a fat chick riding in a shopping cart total your wannabe lambo… Priceless

I heard that buying imports was hot, but did nobody tell this guy it wouldn’t fit in his shopping trolley?

Maybe he was attempting to make it flat packed.

Omfg! Who ran that lambo in to my shopping trolley? My Insurance is gonna kill me!

They also stole my eggs! How rude…

damn…….those pontiac fiero kit cars really suck. oh well, at least my car didnt catch fire………………

Men, when you think your midlife crisis can’t get any worse. (like buying a lambo you realy can’t afford) Menopause is there to show you it can! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ▼ ▼ ▼

MidLife Crisis -vs- Menopause

“ummm…ok, this isn’t funny anymore…please tell me Ashton Kutcher is hiding somewhere!??…Ashton!??…DAMNIT!!

*eggs
*cheese
*bread
*better built car
*milk
*cereal
*new insurance
*garbage bags
*hide from my wife
*flowers

usually, bulls get mad when they see red. apparently, carts get mad when they see black bulls!!!!

Not only did the thief steel the rear wheel and replace it with his Honda’s, he also disabled the Lambo from being able to catch up.

i told you not to race those guys on the way here. they followed us, and look what happened

This is what happens when Clark Kent misses the cart coral…

I only took a marble rye, I didn’t think the old lady would get that mad.

Next week on…

When Shopping Carts Strike Back

see, that’s why all your buddies suggest the vw instead…Lambos just don’t hold up like a jetta would now do they? guess you better be gettin that to a body shop

“There, now my wife will never know how I REALLY wrecked the car.”

apparently socker moms get pissed when they see nice cars.

I know….Jackass strikes again!

Wow!!!!!!!!!! God really doesn’t like the Devil!!!!!!! (Diablo lmao)

The latest rash of comlaints about the strength of the doors led Labo to buy saturn’s dent proof door technology.

BANSKY!

google the name bansky and youll see what I mean.

It was a sign. The message: Don’t forget the T-bone steak.

Soon after the picture was taken, police arrested the cart on charges of breaking and somewhat-entering.

WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MA’AM!

For practice for the driver’s test, Elliot practiced basic motoring with a shopping cart. He failed his test… and for good reason.

In an effort to encourage more spending, Target decided to reinforce their shopping carts. I think they succeeded.

The Jones wanted more storage space in their lambo… Unfortunately, John didn’t have the patience for a cleaner installation.

In an attempt to make shopping faster, turbos were added to the latest model of shopping carts. Unfortunately, better steering was only optional.

Dude, wheres my cart?

It wasn’t the bull that did the charging this time.

Teach you to block my car!

…Tonight on “When Shopping Carts Attack”…

This is what happens when you let your wife drive.

Heres what happens when you cut off granny while shopping. This is why old people shouldnt drive… Anything!

The National Enquire head line read “Paris Hilton was hit by a shopping cart”, inquiring minds have to know.

The National Enquire head line read “Paris Hilton was hit by a shopping cart”, inquiring minds have to know.

i told you to get the mini van honey, but noooooooo

The kid who tackled the shopping cart got out of shape

Lambo: $80,000
Taking your wife shopping: $200
Learning that wallmart isn’t responsible for damage done by carts: Priceless

So you said you’re selling it now for $80,000 right?

Val: “OWNED!!!!! by the way did anyone notice the car has 2 different sets of rims?”

this isn’t a funny comment or anything but LOL what a disgrace of a lambo.. doesn’t help that its sittin on like 7″ rubber back there either! hell, I’m glad it got in an accident

five minutes after his release from jail, Nick Hogan managed to put an innocent watermelon in a “vegetable” state!!!! cruel world!!

five minutes after his release from jail, Nick Hogan managed to put an inncent watermelon in a “vegetable” state!!!! creul world!!

unforunately, the watermelon sustained a severe fracture but is in stable condition.

cleanup on aisle 4. we have broken glass.

OWNED!!!!! by the way did anyone notice the car has 2 different sets of rims?

So, that’s where I parked my shopping cart after last night’s bender.

the shopping cart said the the lambo flicked him off,atleast its what it looked like when the door was open

Shopping Cart-1 Lamborghini-0

… and this is a Lambo Diablo with a little body work…it even comes with the shopping cart…so your wife has something to do while your drivin it

Shopping carts against imports unite!

You think the Lambo looks bad, you should see what i did to the guy pushing the cart!

that is one hatefilled shopping cart,(I could have been a lambo)

even the shooping cart goes faster than the lambo!

The guys from jackass are back at it again

NOW WHAT dot COM!

The new Lambo aerodynamic kit doesnt seem like its going to work so well.

who the f goes shopping with a lambo haha

thats not gona save ur as$ with ur insurance puting a cart there

yeah blame it on the cart honey! u r. done

hey thats what you do when hit n run just leave a cart there and ur set…the shopping cart did it sue the store

hey shopping carts need love too.. it just want a hug

don’t let your grandma push the cart

dont let that blonde push the cart or ur car is done!

the fat kid that was riding in the cart ran away..

look at the other cars laughing, the lambo biatch got hit

UMM,honey I may have scratched the car shopping today?

hulk pushed the cart towards that lambo

thats what happens when u put two kinds of rims on a lambo..

OMG!!! does anybody know if the groceries are ok?

crash tests done by the owners, side impact , do u really want one now!

these shoping carts really dont like lambos, keep away from our store or ill call the rest of them ..

Honestly officer, the deer pushed the shopping cart into my car.

Honestly officer, the deer pushed the shopping cart into my car.

Really officer; the deer pushed the shooping cart into my car.

No, really mom, the shopping cart did it…That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Life sucks for me…..

Monday Smack Down. In one corner you have hevy weight Lambo, in the other corner you have Shopping Cart. Shopping cart won!!!

if nick hogan is in jail who was driven the basket that fuck up another nice car and almost kill the passenger…..

smart cat VS lambo,, cart VS lambo,, lambo VS crx… NEXT!!!

“ain’t it just me luck” 2 more payments and the last rim was off layaway!!!! well at least my tatoo is paid for.

i left the keys in the car….

someone was trying to steal my bacon so i opened the car door as fast as i can

A fake lamborghini’s worst nightmare…The shoping cart!

They lambo driver had it coming. It was made out of some homeless guys cans that he stole. Payback is a bitch

A shopping cart kills your car and then a 6 year old called you out on your two different sets of rims???!!!! Man, I think you should relocate!!!

which one looks worse? the fact that a grocery cart kicked your cars ass? or the fact that you´re rollin on two differnt sets of rims on your lambo? you figure it out!!

dont worry, it´ll buff out!!

…the old lady finally came to a stop 2 miles from where she crashed the Lambo.

Was it a ficus? Cause if it wasn’t a ficus, we can’t help you.

Just dont build them like they used to!

Going to the store-$150,deductible for an accident-$500,finding the perfect parking place-$priceless

Not me!

Who ever said money can’t buy happiness never bought that shopping cart.

Corporations aren’t just screwing the middle class anymore…

I swear officer, I wasn’t speeding!!!!

damn!!!! ………..Hey honey, does the insurnace company cover this???

“WHATD YOU DO?!?!” (quote from Tommy Boy )

So it’s true, Jay Leno does shop at Wal-Mart.

And this is why women should not drive

i didnt want to call a locksmith….

That shopping cart is a tank! Not a ding, scratch or dent!

Damn Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew.

f**ker came out of nowhere!

The perfect example of why you shouldn’t drive a lambo through the ghetto.

When I said cart racing was fun. I meant go cart racing.

so should we exchange insurance or do u just wanna keep this on the down low? we wouldn’t want somthin like this getting out on the net…

hit and run

How to total a lambo at 2mph stoned in the local grocery store parking lot…

**local news media**

“Today at the local Asian Market…….”

…and you thought road rage was bad!!?? When’s the last time you’ve been to a grocery store!?? Angry Mothers are no joke!!

I bet if you flip that cart over, it says:

MADE IN THE USA!!!

Honey, i said go get some LAMB, not LAMBO!!

Dude,… when you said you got blind sided by a “grocery gitter”, I thought you were talking bout’ a station wagon or something!! You really did get hit by a grocery gitter!! LOL

Looks like Bush was in town again….6 months people…6 months.

and god sent down the shopping cart to smite the devil ( the cart got the wrong diablo )

The Hulk was here.

New!!!
SAVE ON GAS DOESNT NEED FUEL
1 HP (HUMAN POWER)
HIGHEST STANDARD IN CRASH RATING BEAT LAMBO
AERODYNAMICALLY SHAPED
RUNS GREAT DOWN HILL
GET YOUR NOW FROM YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE

New!!!
SAVE ON GAS DOESNT NEED FUEL
1 HP (HUMAN POWER)
HIGHEST STANDARD IN CRASH RATING BEAT LAMBO
AERODYNAMICALLY SHAPED
RUNS GREAT DOWN HILL
GET YOUR NOW FROM YOUR LOCAL GROCER

Shopping Carts in a parking lot are like Herpes…..

eventually, you’ll get it.

in the red corner shopping cart in the black corner lambo.
round 1 fight.
1 sec later the winner by no contest shopping cart!
next fight ferrari

What happens when you put the cart before the horse.

when you double park thats what you get.

the perfect example of why real cars are better than the kit cars…..

this was the alternate ending to the movie Redline

New cars are all plastic….i guess it is stronger than metal

New Chevy shopping cart….Like a rock

No wonder this kit car was so cheap

I see the Hobos are street racing again…

Newsflash: Random car T-bones Lamborghini, magically turns into shopping cart and somehow exchanges a rim!! (No one who could afford a Lambo would have mismatched wheels, right? RIGHT??)

damn, i knew parking here was a bad idea.

Robby! I told you the build-your-own Lamborghini Sports car kit was a waste! That shopping cart is built better than that fake piece of junk, I mean just look what that cart did!

The Demolition derby for every budget! From hobo to high roller, everyone can play!

Even if you have a nice car do not block me in or else!

Soccer mom 1… Lamborghini 0.

WHATEVER JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE?

Thats lambo had it coming,mis-mathing wheels are a definte no!

The Lambo beat the hobo in the race down the hill….

But the hobo got the last laugh.

a blooper from the new Lamborghini Gallardo spot.

“Lamborghini: causes jealousy at grocery stores function”

barack oboma’s lambo mauled by the kkk

i hope his insurance company isnt gmac

osome crash seewt!

“Is the cart okay?”

meh it was an ugly knock off diablo anyways, serves it right.

A new wave of inusrance scam. Homeless guys are wrecking into rich guys’ cars to get from ashy to classy. John the former vagabond is living the good life now.

The poor man’s Lamborghini. They make it from recycled aluminum cans instead of exotic European metals. Even the homeless guy who was riding in his cart could afford one.

Lamborghini: The only exotic supercar in the world with a 5 star NHTSA Side Crash Test against a shopping cart.

Some people love their Jetta’s, but with these gas prices obviously someone doesn’t care for that Lambo.

Lamborghini: If it doesn’t spontaneously combust, something bad is still bound to happen.

You guys are so dumb it wasnt the cart that cuased that he got t boned by a car but he had some sense of humor and made it look like that.

that photo is so old its not even funny seriously this blog sucks post new stuff not old stuff that you just found.

That’s why Lambos aren’t called “grocery getters.”

That’s why Lambos aren’t called “grocery getters.”

Shopping cart race gone wrong.

When baby Hulk couldn’t get the hot wheels toy he wanted he took his anger out on this poor lambo.

It looks much more ugly than it really is. It’s just a Fiero behind all that dent. What self-respecting Lambo owner would have mixed rims?

Cleanup in aisle 3… cleanup in aisle 3.

“My insurance policy specifically covers accidents involving another vehicle, but is a shopping cart a ‘vehicle’?”

One more reason why you should never drink and shop

Damn Chinese out-sourcing.

Remember . . . if you’re going to make a right-hand turn, ALWAYS check your blindspot(!)

“Man, he had to be doing at least 50 miles per hour. What?…the car? No!…whoever was pushing that cart.”

“Hello police? My car’s been hit by a drunken hit-’n-run shopper”