Caption Contest: This Week’s Winner!

This week, some people commented that this picture was fake, and that a shopping cart couldn’t possible have have inflicted this damage. To them, I’d like to say that inhalants don’t just make your breath smell bad, they also cause brain damage. Please, quit using before you hurt yourself any more. But enough petty bickering. This week’s first runner-up is Kasey, who came up with; "Hmm…. Maybe next time, I’ll tip the bag boy." Next is Don who entered; "Insurance Institute crash test #LAMB014 complete. 1 star. For test #LAMB015, we’ll load the cart with food. Bring in the next Lamborghini, please." But we had to give it up for Craig, who submitted; "Will the owner of a 1998 red shopping cart please report to the parking lot…" Congrats gentlemen! Tune in tomorrow for the next installment of our freakishly popular Caption Contest!