Caption Contest!

I told you Dad, buy American

I think they left the Red Bull in the sun a little long…

With the price of gas, even my car walked away from the pump!

Next time you tell someone you want you van customized be more specific.

soccer mom gone MAD!

“introducing the new dodge anti-gas car. well, it isnt really a car, but hey, no more pain at the pump.”
officially sponsored by alpo!

New Paint: $600
New Parts: $2500
Wife telling you that you have to walk the dog and the car: Priceless!

so easy a caveman can drive it!

It’s so easy a caveman can walk it!

It’s so easy a caveman can walk it!

It’s so easy a caveman can walk it!

i swear dad i put it in the gradge last night it must have grow legs and walked away

New dodge caravan. Now comes in 4×4 and traction control

our minivan gave up on driving,… so we made it walk

If it came in a smaller size my girlfriend would want it for a pet.

Hey kids look!!! TARZAN’s girlfriend, just run over that lucky pedestrian!!!!

Hey kids look!!! TARZAN’s girlfriend, just run over that lucky pedestrian!!!!

My wife told me to get a mini van!!!

“Don’t lift your leg!!” good boy.

It seems a Transformer has made love to a minivan and it has lost it’s shoes.

I’ve heard of cars costing an arm and a leg but this is rediculous!

dang rednecks are going high class with there lawn art

“UNIROYAL – New Tiger Paws”

“Nano-Bots GONE WILD”

The unexpected side effects for a modified gas treatment.

Dang… People are crazy this day’s…

This is the best thing I have ever seen…

whats red, and white, and pink…..a fine mess

Yard Art gone bad!

My van can kick your van’s tailpipe!

The transformers rejects have came out with the fag edition transformers movie!!! Sneak peek of it.

“Dude where’s my car.” “I swear dude he just got up and walked away.”

Introducing the new spidy mobile. Now he can swing with style.

You’re ride has officialy been PIMPED!

No more money on tires, just shoes….

Cows Squirt Milk, Cars Squirt Oil… So What! You Want Ta Fight About It!

PS: Great pics fellas, where in the hell do you find em? LOL.

Does this body make me look fat?

Hey I really like your Walk!

Result of a Drunk Pink Cheetah!

Tarzan + The Fast and The Furious = One sweet ride customized for the jungle!

Quick, put your foot down cops are coming

I’d like to see what Dr. Scholl’s has in store for this one…..

Not only is it good on gas, but excellent for off roading, never get stuck, and if you ever get in a traffic jam, just walk over the cars.

I’m bout 2 get the new CHROME legs wit spinnin axles!!!! legdomain.com

sit….good car…now intiate alternating cylynder management and save me gas….good boy…lay down…lay…no no no you can hump the neighbors minivan

2020 Volkswagen Bug

awwww the inlaws came early this year

This is a sneak peak at the new autobot from transformers 2!!!!!

When gremlins drink gasoline after midnight.

yeah, ya save on tires. but ya make up for it in shoe pads.

This would make a cop think he’s the one that’s driving drunk.

I have finally found out where all my tax dollars are going.

im glad to see that bitch still runs!

This is a public service announcement: This photo should serve as a reminder to never, ever take acid.

Sometimes, euthanasia just makes sense.

How are you going to tell me the van just “got up” and “walked” away…

Crap!! I knew I should’ve only bred the cow and the dalmation. They’ll never let me sell THIS at the County Fair!!!

mom can i keep it?

This is why no one should EVER let Dr. Jan Adams Near a car….EVER!!

At least he has a “LEG UP” on high gas prices

“If you tell anyone about our secret rendezvous, I will hunt you down.”

When your parents tell you, “stuff can’t just get up and walk away” now you can tell they they do!

When your parents tell you, “stuff can’t just get up and walk away” now you can tell they they do!

Honey! Did you forget to close the garage door again?

tired of walking to work??with this new model the car will do it for you!

well kids, now you can see first hand what steroids does to the body. it makes you badass.

No more flat tires here, just flat feet!

“Soccer moms’ WORST nightmare”

Foot Pounds of Torque takes on a whole new meaning.

Those legs are made for walkin, and thats just what they’ll do. one of these days these legs gonna walk all over you…….

TRANSFORMERS 2!

Blow that piece of shit up, its creaps me out just looking at it.
(( Shivers))

talk about legging the end of the race

TALK ABOUT MAD COW DISEASE!

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about!

AH,HELL IT BEATS BUYING TIRES,,

Not your everyday soccermom

If you think it looks like an ANIMAL, wait until I start it up and you hear it RUN

wth poor car……….

Who does this?

Are we talking about ride height or legroom here?

When a stroll through the park just won’t do.

When a stroll through the park just won’t do.

This is how you RUN the 1/4 mile!

This is how you RUN the 1/4 mile

500hp at the feet!!! Treadmill charts to prove it!

Giving wheel hop a whole new meaning!!!

dabest369

“yeah…..about 200 steps to the gallon.” lmao…good one bro!

Bring out your 64′ and lets see who’s jumps higher

When i park, I’m truly layin frame

“alright guys, very funny, who took my shoes!”

See what happens when you dont use rubbers!

Hey wait up Optimus!

fail

yeah…..about 200 steps to the gallon.

Vanzilla, the old schoola, you wanna trip?

The Governator would approve..

You wanna race? My minivan will stomp that little ricer!

Pull into bay three and well look at it.

One word… HYBRID

Which control arm bushing are we replacing?

1 Mechanic + too much LSD + too much free time = this monstrosity

The much anticipated sequel to the Transformers movie; Transvantites

Tim Burton would have gotten a ticket for parking his whip on the side walk if the police were able to reach his windshield.

Tim Burton would have gotten a ticket for parking his whip on the side walk if the police were able to his windshield.

Nope, Still not as ugly as a Prius.

Quick! to the turbo tank! we must destroy this beast!

Survival of the fittest.

Specially equipped with a pedometer

Vanosorus Rex

wwhere do i put the caption??? thanks

hey! I’m walking here.

Wow, yeah this is kinda creepy…
I have to agree with Don….this could be the Jurassic Park sequal…..
But, I’d name it ”T-rex”
The legs reminds me of it, it would be pretty cool, if the front ones were shorter….
cool pic!

is this where i put the caption?

is this where i put the caption?

Alright, the arm and leg transplants are complete. wait a minute, these are tires? well where’s the arms and legs go?

Dance Dance Revolution champ 4 years running.

Guy 1- Yoo wanna race?
Guy 2- psh ill walk all over your civic

they wanted a van that appealed more to men, so they tried combining it with mans best friend

looks like the latest star wars is on an EXTREMELY low budget.

the sidewinder has returnd

this is what’s happening to all of the arms and legs you’re spending on gas

rock crawling will never be the same.

“Nano-Bots GONE WILD”

I don’t know about you man, but I’d MUCH rather hit a deer than risk running over that…THING.

Treat it right, and it will give you years of service…Just don’t take a trip to the La Brea Tar Pits…

Agile? You ain’t seen anything like this before!

You don’t want to cut this guy of, he’d likely claw your eyes out….and your tongue…your bladder…the radiator…the upholstry….

Yeah…I would stand clear of the exhuast too…

I can never seem to get a date when I take the van out…Is it because its a van???

Yeah, that 8th sequel to Jurrasic Park just doesn’t have that same….feel….

Whoa…..I’ve been playing to many violent video games….

Welcome to my leetle friend…The Speckled Attack Van!

My Van will beat up your van

This whole Transformer thing is getting out of hand…

Well, Now when I move to my new address ‘Down by the River’…No this was used already…Sorry…

The Ultimate Soccer Moms Van…The Van plays too!!

I have 300 Pounds of Feet… er.. torque?…

Talk about four wheelin’….This thing ‘ll climb a tree…literally!

Forget 30 inches, im sittin 30 ft in the air!!

who needs step rails when all i have to do is say “sit”??!!

who needs step rails when all i have to do is say “sit”??!!

the guy who makes “love” to vehicles would go nuts if he saw this one!!!!!

the whole hi-riser thing has gone to a whole new level!!!

ok, 30in rims are cool, but this is just going a little too far.

A War of the Worlds alternate ending when Tom and the kids are eaten while still in the van and then re-fertilized by the aliens.

This was Pres. Bush’s idea on saving gas?
I would rather drive a Hummer…

It’s someone’s mother stalking me.

When this baby hits 88mph your going to see some serious shit.

aww he went on the lawn again

Have you seen the leash, I need to walk the van

So you got a Hemi….big deal. I got a Minivan that’ll walk all over you and any other vehicle on the road.

even the van decided it was cheaper to walk than drive

even this van decided it was cheaper to walk than drive

Now that’aa what I call “Steppin Out” for the evening!

Introducing the new SCION WPS (walking piece of sh*t)

Introducing the new SCION JP

You think i’m weird? You should see my parents!

This is what you get when Transformers meets Jurassic Park.

Damn I look good, I just need to work on my “ABS” now

Coming to theaters June 2008 Transformers meet Trailerparks

hmmm…where do i apply my tire shine?

…really you have 300lbs of torque is that at the wheels…er…I mean foot pounds?

I may be a minivan with spots, but i could do a dance like no other minivan could. oh, and my eye lashes are lookin pretty good from this view. well, it might bring them out better if i had a chrome grill and custom body kit.

great my damn van got stolen, its almost like it grew a pair of legs and walked away

See spot run!

MARTHA! The van left oil stains on the driveway again!

the dude just got pulled over for jay-walking

For the soccer mom with additude.

I don’t like it but I have to respect the concept and time put into it.

I told optimus prime to wear a rubber before he hooked up with that cat……i wonder what his child support costs

I’m going to win the hydrolic competition this year. ./’

Man When We said, try something Nobody has Ever Done, We didnt expect this……..

Even though this looks bad, it’s still probably better than a chevy vega. Or even a renault duaphine

Now this is what the future of 4×4′s will be like in add’s ” The all new ALLTERRAIN 4 LEGGED family hauler” Get one today for just 199 a month for 48 months with only 499 due on delivery. Hurry in.

Anybody Wanna PLAY……

When it’s time for an oil change “just lean back and leak with it”

Hmmmm. Shoes or gloves?

That’s not quite what i had in mind
When i said the Van needs some new struts

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2540278

The way you and the kids keep that van I’m suprized it don’t get up and walk away!

Just don’t mess with the shift knob too much…

Ebay knockoff “SkyJoker” suspension.

If your car company sent you designs like this, you’d hire Bob Lutz too.

Walking cars.

Some say a waste of time.

Others say an INCREDIBLE waste of time.

I AM LEGEND meets minivan

Yet another, Transformers movie reject.

~Pretty WoVan Walkin Down The Street
Pretty WoVan Dont WAlk on ME~Pretty Women – Unknown

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to visit Pimp my Ride in June, stay tuned!

I don’t have to rotate tires but the pedicures are a BITCH!

NO, I’m not entering the race but I am going to the try-outs for “So You Think You Can Dance?”

Who cares how I park? You outta see me do the Hustle!!

National Lampoon’s VAN WILDER!

Will it be less wierd when I get cought fucking the tell pipe?

The Van-U-Pine

THE TERMINATOR VAN!!

I got a speeding ticket for doing 115 in a 45!!
..oh yeah!, I got a ticket for ‘Jay walking’ in my car!!

My car can do do the quarter mile in 13.4 secs!!
…oh yeah!,well my car can do the ‘Hokie-Pokie’!!

(At the local museum the sign reads) “The great Vannosaurus Rex that roamed the Earth nearly a decade ago.”

Who needs wheels anyway?? Especially when you have roboVAN!! The ultimate family hauler!! And it doubles as a pet for the kids!!

road rage? I concerned with roid rage!!!

My car Runs better than yours!!

Dodge has taken hybrids to the next level!
Meet the new Dodge “Carry-a-Van” Hybrid.
This Hybrid walks all over the Prius in MPG’s.

Hey, that DNA/Cloning scientist who got fired from his research center and then got a job in automotive research…Should be Fired Again!

my dog has to be on a leash in public, and his car doesnt??!! thats bulls²″t!!!!!!

sure you can pet him, he doesnt bite.

my dog and my car in one?? i just save lots of money on insurance!!! now, to breed a gas pump and my two cats, thats gonna be a challenge….

Well someone had to move the van. it’s not like it just grew legs and walked off on it’s own.

sir, i believe your car just crapped in my yard!!

Mitsubishi and 101 Dalmations mini van. its a whole new breed of car, literally!!!!!!

wow, a car that runs on Puppy Chow!!!!

ive seen lowriders “dog legging” but this guy took it a little tooo far!!!!!

the lost character of the transformers movie.. Retardobot!!!!

“No, I don’t see anything wrong. Oooh wait, the green spikes are just weird!”

“I don’t CARE if it don’t have wheels sir. Park that thing on the street where it belongs, not on the sidewalk, or I’m giving you a ticket!”

…and to think, the male of the species is the more colorful.

…and here’s a scene from the upcoming release “Maximum Overdrive II”

Dodge is considering letting Rupaul and Dennis Rodman design their next minivan!!???

daddy, that guys car just flipped me off!

I think I’ll win this years Sprint Car Challenge!!

…DaMNIT!! now I can’t get that song outta my head!! ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼

…and the winner of this years break dance contest at the annual car show is …”FREAK-A-ZOID”

“Mini-Vans… Please Report to the Dance Floor”

Z-O-I-D-S!! I’ll be your FREAKAZOID!…..

I just remembered Doomie from the Beetlejuice cartoons, I loved that thing, this must be it cousin or something.

Fox Mulder’s dream car.

“If this doesn’t get me into The Fast and The Furious 4, I don’t know what will…”

Introducing the SUV that can tackle any terrain: The CHUPACABRA!

What the fuck is that???

I told you not to fill the tank after midnight!

Bosozoku styling took a new drastic turn in styling.

4 leg drive, a better way to get through life’s daily obstacles.

The AT-AT’s ugly little sister.

ITS ALIIIIIVVVE!!! RUUUUNNNNN!!!!

Little do people know, the Mitsubishi Spacestar is called so because it actually comes from outer space.

Terminator 4: Rise of the Minivans

Soccer mom with a vengeance.

“Godzilla” GT-R’s little brother. Kinda pathetic ain’t he?