Caption Contest!

OK now thats enough, can I please get another “LIFT” to the groung now!!!!

no job is too big for me, haha I’m just kidding I’ll just ask my big brother to do it for me

the only thing you could use it for is just get an other one and use them for rollerblading

no job is too big for me, haha I joking I’ll just ask my big brother to do it for me

what the hell how do I get down from here…???!!!

Sub prime Building equipment for sub prime housing.

I want my mummy!!!

Honey, you’ll never guess the present I bought lil Johnny…I had to put it on my trailer! I’ll be home in a week

its ok its got a hemi,

You should’ve seen it before the lift kit,

this is the truck that the mexican goverment sent around to pick up
all the mexicans that weren’t in the U.S. yet,

it might be small but look at what im driving…whoops,

they expect to fill this up with all the unrotten teeth from waffle
house workers…i think they’re gonna come up short.

This are the guys Barbie and Ken contract when they remodel their home.

Small things come in big packages.

I over packed

This is what happens when Texans try to import things.

Small thing really come in big packages

You’ll have that….

Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

little jeremy’s tonka truck hauling company. no job is to small or too big.

everything is bigger in texas…or maybe not

laugh if you must…BIG things come in SMALL packages!!!

Hello United Truck Transport? I have a SMALL job for you.

Your dump truck after taxes!

damnit Charles… i told you not to push the little red button!

Thats a big ass trailer!

(Mini truck)
Yes, Im here to pick up Hillary Clintons chances of being president.
(Mini truck looks around)
Damn it! I should have known nothing was here! Hey guys, Im getting sick of the small jokes!

Introducing the New Ford Hybrid F-50. It gets a fantastic 50 miles to the AA battery! Built Ford Tough. Ford. Drive one.

Honey! I shrunk the truck!

well in compared to my dump truck I’m huge
hay you sed it was a small job
i sed to pick up tony’s truck not a tonka truck

hey its cold outside give me a break

just add water

So… I get a discount on freight right?

towing capacity is GREAT, but really lacks in leg room.

With diesel prices at $5 a gallon, why not?

No Americans are taking their chances with Honda’s new Prototype Truck!

No Americans are taking their chances with Honda’s new Prototype Truck!

No since in pulling a empty trailer back home.

This load is too big… I dont thing my truck has the power to pull this trailer.

Hey No Problem! Good Thing Were Getting Payed By The Hour For This Job!!

Its only the first 3 inches that count…right?

“It’s not the size, its how you use it.”

Neighborhood pets leaving messes in your community? Let our “dump” truck service clean up those unsightly mini-donut sticks.

THATS WHAT I GET FOR GETTING IT OFF OF EBAY.

oh shit the construction companies gonna pissed once they find our what happend

from the makers of TRuckyou.com

(pun intended)

Special delivery from Michael Jackson!

How are people supposed to fit in there… they should make these at least….. 3 Times Bigger!!!

HOOOONEY… I Shrunk the Truck Again!!

its not how big it is its how you use it

Hey it’s Mini Me’s new ride. Ain’t it fly but damn I still think its too big for him!!!!! What a show-off that Mini Me!!!!!

I wonder how he’s gonna manage to get it off the trailer????

I think we are gonna need a bigger trailer

due to the slow economy we could not afford a complete trailer. But Hey it came with a free tires off of a pick up and a mini dump truck to haul away the debree from the speed bumps we have to remove what a deal!

Yes Yes, I know what you’re thinking! We’re going to have Wide Load Escorts with this as well.

We better grab another rope. If that load shifts on the highway we are done for.

it looked a lot bigger in the picher on ebay i thought it was weird only being a grand……i got fucked

Honey uuuuuuuuuuuum

I washed the Dump truck like you said and your rig
But when i took the blow dryer to them something happened !!!!

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2540278

even mice are going in to the construction business

Honey i shrunk the ki…….uhhh…..the……uhhh…….shit…

The all new fuel efficient hybrid………from honda

This just in….Due to the dramatic affect of global warming the coal minning industry is down sizing it’s equipment to meet the new lower demand for heating coal. This will be the first of many new vehicles deliverd to the largest coal hole in the country.

Due to the economic slump Santa Clause is taking alternative ways to deliver toys this year, so you may not get your new bike until July.

Ha Ha Ha really funny guys, wheres the steam roller that I just had? You break it you buy it.

Hey Mike I been stocking the shelves in the toy isle but I think one of the trucks is missing, what the hell happened to it?

After many complaint from the EPA Caterpillar has introduced the all-new 2009 battery operated dump truck.
Find it at these fine retailers:
Toy ‘R Us
Baby Gap
Wal-Mart
Target

(Batteries Not Included)

the shrinking machine works!

Breaking news: Simon of Alvin and the chipmunks has quit the group to start his own construction company.

In an effort to drive down emissions on large construction vehicles, countless ideas were brought to the board, including hydrogen powered engines. For some reason, we ended up with this…

Yeah… What happened was the Keebler elves said the Rice Krispie guy are gonna be sorry after the last company picnic… they said something about weapons of mass destruction, and a Tucan.

If John Coyle made a line of trucks.

Listen up! You guys were bitchin’ about raises and new equipment to the Project manager, now you got both! The budget is tight on this job site, so here is one of the 20 new pieces you fellas asked for. Now lets get to it, we got alot of work ahead of us!

the new 2019 CAT, just add water!! now running on one cup of gas

The offical truck* for Enzyte.

*It may take 4-6 weeks before reaching its maximum size.

Toy’s for big boy’s..

Shut up, size isnt the only thing that matters!

i guess it was really cold out

Not exactly what the boss had in mind when asking Caterpillar for something that used less fuel and was a bit more self-powered…

Undersized load. Take Caution!

that’s what i get for sending my brother the drunk to the auction for me!

Now we know what the little boy from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” that ate the candy bar is doing. He is a construction worker!

what the hell is this the new truck from the guys that invented chia pets i bet it is Chia truck when it gets wet it grows

Special delivery for Bob the Builder.

You see, this is why 2 year olds shouldn’t play on EBAY.

shit i got a pic like that i took on the interstate thats is alot better because the trailer has the wideload banner on the back and everything here is the link look at the sign in the background TVA douglas Dam i took the pic in 06 on my way home vacation i saw it in Sevierville Tn. http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01535/52/78/1535478725_l.jpg
or go here and look in my pics http://www.myspace.com/mohawk_joe69

Woke up, the company made a huge order for a heavy duty dump truck thats light on fuel, fit in parking spaces but at the same time be able to carry loads…I get to the job site and this is what Caterpillar sent us….

to offset rising gas prices, caterpillar has decided to just make fuel loads smaller to save money

This guy needs to drive this thing down the interstate like that!!!! That would be fuc%ing hilarious!! Could you imagine driving down the road, then this thing passes by you!!! HAHAHAHA! WTF!?

I’ve heard of nano technology, but I never knew what they used to build it, until now! Thanks for clearin’ that up for me.

Built to match the shrinking mining industry!

Shut up!! I gotta enough Sh*t from the guys at the weigh station!!

Made In America

When Ford/Caterpillar asked for a new design this isnt what they had in mind….or was it?

This ones broken down. Theres a whole fleet of them, run by retired horse jockeys, dumping woodchips for those pine trees in the background!

Heya, cold in here?
NOPE, just really small!

The new dump truck hybrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damit Bob, you rolled the last CAT and they bring us this?

Sneak peak at the 2010 H4!!!!!!!

….and the star of the hit reality show “Lillte Truck, Big World”

….and the star of the hit reality show “Lillte Truck, Big World”

‘It shrinks?’
‘Yes, significant shrinkage’

dump truck? crap there was supposed to be an excavator there 2!… everyone watch your step!!

The government contract to ship new construction equipment went to this trucking company for $120k per shipment, however no one in the capital seemed to realize that it could have been shipped US Postal Service for around $12. Our government hard at work!

hybrids are getting more compact now in days

Al Gore unveils his new “Green” heavy duty lineup.

Al Gore’s new “Green” heavy duty lineup.

“I told you the car wash was a bad idea Bill!” “The boss is gonna have our asses”

the 50 thousand puond weight limit was no match for the emense weight of the dump truck

“Built to match ford quality”

Ford Built tough
for aslong as pretend atleast

Built tough
For aslong as we pretend atleast

Ok boys, let’s get the truck unloaded so we can pass the weight scales…..

a bigger waste than the honda FCX Clarity

you think thats tiny, wait till you see they guy its being delivered to

It was only when the giant truck showed up outside our door that I realized I might have added a few too many zeros to the weight of my grandsons Christmas present.

funny

we invested all our money on the trailer so we didn’t have enof for the truck

we invested all our money on the trailer so we didn’t have enof for the truck

“It aint the size of the truck, its the size you think you are”

aint that right ladies…

The mining industry calls in drastic measures to help alleviate the pain of rising gas prices.

Tonka Trucks More than meets the eye.

I always knew Tonka trucks were good, sturdy, heavy duty trucks.

caution wide load

“Overkill”

Hey look they found Gary Colemans Dump truck!!!

AND NOW FOR THE NEXT TRICK!!!

Hey, by the way… where’s the video game I supposedly won? I Emailed my address and never got it. When you go through this list and read this, please find out what happened to my GranTurismo and send it to me, okay?
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I didn’t just hallucinate that I won it, right?

Tonka’s new advertising campaign

Do ya think it’ll hold it?

Instant Dump Truck, just add water…

Caution: Wide Load!

and they said there was no way in hell i could fit a dump truck on my trailer.

This kid is ballin’.

Hmmmm maybe I should have air dried it

Hmmmm maybe I should have air dried it

“Photoshopped”

who said “time to bring iin the heavy artillery”
he was a dumby

Man it looked way bigger when I bought it on Ebay. Can’t believe i even sent a semi truck to go get it.

It’s not the size that counts! It’s how you use it!

You need your truck towed, perfect, we charge by the mile!!!

You need your truck towed, perfect, we charge by the mile!!!

Smurf Construction, “We do it all from big to small”

happy birthday son!

my son is only a little pampered…

the new *hybrid* dump truck!

honey, i shrunk the dump trunk.

Warning: Chineese Toys May Contain Large Amounts of LEAD!!

This Photo is showing one of the toy dump trucks being shipped from a China toy factory.

Of course, she can’t carry as much as the full size truck,
but she sure doesn’t cost as much to fill her up with diesel!

Do you think he’ll notice?

Due to rediculous gas prices, and the terrible house market construction companies have “scaled” down the size of things

This is one finest, sate-of-the-art earth moving equipment ever built!