Caption Contest: This Week's Winner!

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Sorry this post is coming so late, I wound up getting my head stuck between a couple of fence posts on the way to work. The firemen were understanding, but to put it mildly, I’ve had better bike rides. Anyway, this week’s first runner up is Stewart, who came up with; "Of course, she can’t carry as much as the full-size truck,but she sure doesn’t cost as much to fill her up with diesel!" Next is Delton Liles, who quipped; "Here’s a sneak peak at the 2010 H4!," but I totally fell out of my chair when I read Tony’s submission; "It shrinks?" "Yes, significant shrinkage." It was hilarious then, and it’s hilarious now. Congrats all! Tune in tomorrow for the next installment of our freakishly popular Caption Contest!

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Posted at 1:40 am in Caption Contests, Free Stuff, John Coyle

Comments

Derrick
Jun 14, 2008 at 10:25 pm

I agree with streetracer. The first runner up was definitely the funniest of these three submissions. The shrinkage joke good, but the Hummer joke was better.

To the dude that said he didn’t get the joke, just click on the link and it’ll take you to a clip from a scene in Seinfeld where it came from. It’s only a short clip, the actual scene was much longer, but you’ll get the idea. George had just gotten out of the pool and was changing his shorts when a girl walked in on him. I think it was his new girlfriend’s friend if I remember right. Anyhow, he starts yelling about “shrinkage” when she sees his wang, and the clip you see on the link is where he and Jerry are asking Elaine if women know about “shrinkage”. Yes, I watch waaaaaay too much tv.

Anonymous
Jun 13, 2008 at 8:38 am

how the fuck did that win, you ppl at cardomain, fail, just this time. everyother time it has been good. but extreme failure this time. have a nice day. cuz i wont.
jk, but i dont get it, maybe a further explanation on the joke please.

streetracer
Jun 13, 2008 at 2:11 am

…the winners caption is not that funny…the first runner up should of won..