Now That’s Lazy! Armchair Cruisers.

The dedication of some folks to remaining planted firmly on their keisters is truly impressive. Some ambitious couch potatoes in Indiana are offering these motorized loveseat and armchair rides so that now you don’t even have to get up off the couch to go for a spin! Armchair Cruisers provides custom-built seating fitted with electric and gas motors, starting at about 3000 bucks. Suggested uses include cruising to the park with a good book, bundling up and checking out the neighbors’ Christmas-light displays, and tooling around car shows (I guess it beats the hell out of the standard-issue NASCAR chair). The running lights and signals seem to be a nod to street-legality, and though I really doubt any of these "vehicles" could ever be registered, the site makes it clear that you’ll easily be able to laugh your way out of a ticket when you get pulled over. At the site, they’ve a lot of pretty goofy video of the hot seats in action. Their tagline? "We make fine furniture…FAST!"

Via BornRich.