Caption Contest!

Do you think this will affect our insurance?

How long do think this one will take to hatch?

Strange stories of the bird DMV.

Funny you should ask . . . no I wasn’t drinking at the time.

Hey Marj, look this one comes with a camper!

If I had a nickle for every time THIS has happened!

you locked the keys in the car again didnt you? fine i’ll go get a locksmith, but could you atleast clean up the door handles before i get back?

watch as the trabant waits motionless for the perfect time to strike at the unsuspecting storks.

Late night meeting, huh?!! I knew it, Storckie! I guess Trabby wasn’t wearing a condom either?!! Don’t even try to tell me that’s mine! I’m outa here, hope you have a nice life together! You threw away a golden opportunity, you wh#$#! Good luck getting long legs on the grandkids, I’m going over to Ford’s!

honey you should have asked for directions from the man at the gas station, i think we are lost.

It’s just a fixer-upper until we can afford the Ferrari, dear.

Were are you going? I see a place with a roof honey! Now we can do it in private!!

Were are you going? I see a place with a roof honey. Now we can do it in private!!

Finally a useful trabant.

I hope they remembered to close the sunroof

That’s STILL a better parking space than I have.

“Where you goin’!?…
“SHHhhh…I see a clean car…haha here I come!!!”

dude where’s my car

Its like the birds know when I wash my car!

Sh*t happens…

Somehow “When shit hits the fan” doesn’t say it.

Evil Kinevil’s failed attempt at jumping cars. It’s no wonder he used motorcycles!

talk about air ride suspension

It’s going to be hard to pack up and fly south for winter

Never thought bullying was contagious, now cars do it too?

Ok, when you said you had a “Mobile Home” this wasn’t what I had in Mind

People are going to great extremes to please the environmentalists so they will allow oil drilling off the coast of Florida!

..and they made do after the stork delivered the wrong baby.

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Guess what I heard was true. All cars do go go to heaven.

Its a daft home…never leave home without it

This is not the time to wish you had better car insurence. seriously guys.

I hear the ladys like to keep it all natrual in europe, yeah I coulda sworn olga had a nest in her bush.

“Oh my god honey look, cranes.”

This is not a Thule luggage carrier? You said we were getting a Thule!

thats a fly ride

how’s this for a lift kit?

Dude, where my car?

is harry potter in there ??

the practice field for the storkes
the unsafe roads for mans machine

“Couldn’t find a cool car to make a nest on? That’s it, its over!”

Anyone for eggs trabant?

its a bird. its a plane its superma….no wait a car

(((((Every Time You Go…Awayy…I Leave a Piece of Me for You…)))))

LOL! old 80′s song.

i’d hate to be the guy responsible for getting the lift stuck.

if 24′s get skeeted on what about cars in the air? i guess they get shitted on

what the ****?

the male bird wanted a lambo but the female made them settle on something used and “reliable”

The early Jetsons travel back in time to visit the Flinstones, parking the car is not as easy as one would think!

I just don’t get it, every time I wash this thing birds crap all over it.

Trabant; Affordable, and classy.

Life on the road is for the birds.

Man, this car is for the birds!

So that’s where babies come from!

You think Triumph the insult dog is bad? Try Trabant the insult crane!!

CARFAX history report:
1 of allstate’s “accident forgiveness program” customers.

custom air ride suspension, targa top, custom marble paint job, NEW tint stain resistant windows..built not bought!!

Look Mom I’m flying!!!!

RE, WINGED WARRIORS, HA!, those silly Americans have the Plymouth Superbird and the Dodge Daytona and they think they can call those cars “winged warriors” wait till they get a load(no pun)of ours!!………Trabant design dept. 7/70

Ironically, R. Kelly’s “I believe I can fly” can be heard from a hidden PA system.

man – so mechanic whats wrong with my car?
mech – well you see that birds nest on your roof that shouldn’t be there!

What a shitty paint job.

Overhaulin’ for bird watchers.

“Of course i made it a bird’s nest!!! What!?!? Did you expect me to actually drive that thing?!?!?”

“I fought the bird’s and the bird’s won!”

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Oh darn, Mr. Magoo is at it again…

ITS THE NEW WINDEX COMMERCIAL! the cros just werent cutting it!

Finally found a good use for a POS Lada. A bird poop catcher….

Application photo for NBC’s automotive show ‘Top Gear’, a British redo…and obviously a pile of….well…crap….

I’m going to get windshield cleaner. I cant see a damn thing out of the windshield…

Warning. Bird crap in mirror is closer than it appears…

While his nieghbors used old American cars as planters in the field, Vladmir put his mother in law’s car to use as a bird feeder…

Bobski was thrilled with his extra high lift he installed friday down at the garageski…

The Ford Anglia was replaced with a Trabant in the upcoming Harry Potter Sequel…

…Not much hope for the remake of “The Birds”
Heck, they can’t even get the car right…!

Is this car alarmed?

No, just a bit frightend…

While I’m away, do ya think you could clean up a little?

National Geographics first episode of “Cribs”

This puts a whole new spin on “flying the coupe”…

Here’s your new baby! Diapers not included.

There’s an old indian about storks landing on cars. It means gas prices are going to go up!

Anybody need a lift …

Mr and Mrs Stork (SNOW BIRDS FROM NY) have arrived home for the summer season.

built not bought

With this hot ride, you really will pick up all the fly chicks!

“Mommy… Where do Mini’s come from?”

your beds a car! … yeah but its a freaking sweeet car!

Thats it, im calling Extreme Nest Makeover!

“well… flock you too!”

If I hear another peep out of you, im turnin this nest around!

Dude, wheres my car?

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Honey I swear it’s the lastest trend in homes!

what a peice of shit

The coupe will sit motionless for days, waiting for the perfect time to attack the unsuspecting birds

The coupe will sit motionless for days, waiting for the perfect time to attack the unsuspecting birds.

In an attempt to be more eco-friendly, Europeans are now disposing of their old cars by converting them into habitats for local wildlife.

Consumer Reports testing to see if the roof rack really could hold a family of storks.

they told me it was good on gas but this thing is the shit

honey we’ve gotta sell this piece of shit there’s too many piles on it.

damnt woman I told you i wanted a convertable, or atleast something with a sun roof. (as he flys away)

Looks like somebody just saved a Trabant from the crusher…

“you stay here while I go get some Pepto!!”

Poop de Coupe.

Poop on a Pole!

Shit on a Stick!

“Honey! The storks delivered the baby! Wonder what it will be when it grows up!”

“The Trabant; Totally not worthy of the ‘Spindle’”

At least SOMEONE found a good use for a Trabant!

With money being a little tight, this is the only way to achieve the true white color John had been after. And, he gets those retro white walls as a bonus.

“..Damn it wife.. I told you to stop eating screws and oil on the streets or you would end up crapping something really nasty..!!

I’m out of here…”

s#!t happens?

I swear to god the only way I can explain to you how Sh#*%y this car is, is that if you took all the crap from a birds nest and shaped it into a car… this would be it.

Son where do cars from. Well son certain good cars like the Chevy ZR1 are handbuilt and delivered by storks but the generic ones just get crapped out.

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they deliver bundles of joy to auto dealerships