Caption Contest!

there’s no way eddie murphy theamed mini-golf could fail.

Even locked up, our tax dollars are still helping Eddie get ahead.

HEY BEEFOLADAY!!!! GOT MO HEAD HEAD THAN HE GOT BODAY!!

in reference to the friday series….

HEY BEEFOLADAY!!!! GOT MO HEAD HEAD THAN HE GOT BODAY!!

in reference to the friday series….

…and then there are times when bigger is not better.

well lets hope this aint kkk country!

STOP AHEAD!

STOP AHEAD!

its the newest style of bull run!

“HEADS UP YOU”RE TAILGATEING!!

Enroute to Johnny Gills house

Enroute to Johnny Gills house

“Macy’s Officially Runs Out of Ideas for Thanksgiving Parade Floats.”

Finally, science and modern construction have provided us with what nature could not: A vessel spacious enough to accommodate Eddie Murphy’s ego.

Spice Girl attorneys arrive at family court with plaintiff exhibit A

“Yeah, but it’s a lot cheaper and greener than flying Eddie around on a private jet for a press tour.”

Have you seen a leg pass you on the interstate lately? Well that just might be Eddie Murphy’s leg. His body parts are being randomly hauled throughout the U.S. for the hell of it.

You should never let your ego get bigger than your head…
This is why Eddie Murphy has such a huge ego.

Birmingham!?! What the hell you takin’ me to Birmingham for!?!

[eddie murphy]HAHAHAHAHA!!1[/eddie murphy]

Hey, follow me to Mr Robinsons neighborhood boys and girls.

guess what they used the Geo Metro to tow.

Transformers 2 starting Eddie Murphy as Edditron…

Introducing the new and improved larger than life bubble heads.

You don’t want to know which body part they’re towing behind his head!!

for only 10 cents a day you can help this child with food, clothing, medical equipment and supplies, educational opportunities, college fund and housin

they dont make wanted posters any more. they put your face on the back of trucks

o sh*t professor clump!

Its Akeem The Prince of Zamunda

” Ahhh Queens Newyork, were sure to find a bride here!”

” Ahhh Queens Newyork, were sure to find a bride here!”

” Ahhh Queens Newyork, were sure to find a bride here!”

“Welcome to America”

As Eddie was driving down I65, he noticed his TRANNY was overheating again.

HEADIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY

I am new to the town what street do the hOokers hang out on ….

I’M EDDIE DAM IT!

CarDomain copies Jalopnik AGAIN! – THAT IS YOUR FUCKEN QUOTE.

I’m just curious to what in the hell this is actually for.

He shouldnt stop while hes a-head!

For comparison, just up the road is a SMART car hauling both his talent and genitalia.

Hey look its Eddie Murphy starring in Eddie Murphy…funny that Eddie Murphy must be driving himself (literally) crazy just like everyone else.

HOLY SHIT

..imagine Sherman Klump!!

“Disgusting…”

this chick deal likes head

Yeah, I got head on the drive home.

The final piece of the People’s Republic of CA ‘Statue of Liberality’ was seen heading east today just outside of Green Springs. The 120 FT statue will be erected on the old Alcatraz site and face South.

Hey you looking at me? You must be looking at me cause i’m the only big head around here.

“On the road again can’t wait to get on the road again” from shrek

Eddie Murphy has some big ass lips!

“COMING TO AMERICA”

“I cant see the road, its Darkness!” – Dave chappelle’s Rick james

John was puzzled when he saw a giant Eddie Murphy head going down the freeway. He was even more puzzled when the eyes shot laser beams.

“Get your motor runnin, HEAD out on the highway!”

I estimate it’ll take ANOTHER 48 hours to get Eddie’s head full of bad movie ideas to Beverly Hills’ PD. Book ‘em Folie.

Who killed the giant NIGGER?

HOW BIG IS THE TUNNLE? O WAIT THATS JUST THE GAP IN HIS TEETH.

To tone down the serious looks of the Presidents on MT Rushmore this
figure of Edddie Murphy will be added. Officials have also considered adding actor/comedian DA DA from the Friday Movies.

wow…nice shape up dude…his hair looks great!

The true meaning of road head. this time it is really a man and Eddie is doing the honors.

Actual Size

Eddies become so self-absorbed, hes ordered a 50foot tall statue be built on his new property in Beverly Hills.

Phase one of Eddie Murphy’s attempt to play Optimus Prime in Transformers 2.

Thats actually a 1:16 model of eddie murphys head, apparently no modern materials can be used to display his ego inflated head

I just want to now how he makes it under that bridge coming up.

Beverly Hills Robocop

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Do you ever get that feeling that someone is starring at you?

Damn Eddy, we know your famous but your really letting it get to your head.

Cloverfield 2 tells the story of the survivors of the original attack rebuilding New York, including replacing the Statue of Liberty head.

Shalomar! Shalomar! Lookie here…. My head is sooooo BIG and I need you! I need you now MAN…… uh, I mean WOMAN!?!?!

everyone meet eddie murphy’s twin…. headie murphy…..making his debut appearance in his rendition of bowfinger

This is all that was left of Murphy after Scary Spice got the results of the paternity test.

Did we just pass an International House of Pancakes, cause I smell waffles!

The Statue of Liberty is going to be thrilled!

Eddie Murphy got head…big time.

When you have nightmares like this, no wonder Nick Nolte became a drunk!!! If i had to have delusions of seeing Eddie Murphy in front me on the Interstate i would start drinkin and drivin’ on the spot!!!

Man I can’t wait for my new pinata to get here

“Oh hey, how ya doin’? Hello? Oh I get it. Just brake a little and go into the other lane. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!! Whatev.. Oh hey, whats up!”

“Oh hey, how ya doin’? Hello? Oh I get it. Just brake a little and go into the other lane. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!! Whatev.. Oh hey, whats up!”

lmao ha ha wow i got nothing
and whoa LOLZ where the fuck did that come from dude!

I didn’t know this road had a tunnel… oh… wait… Its just his teeth…

who ever tha fucc LOLZ is ima fucc u up if i EVER see u or find yo fuccin page…. just no if i ever meet u ur a dead man… wat kind of dumb ass do u have to be to say that dumb shit. i hope u catch clamidia in ur ass hole and in ur eye…. get ass raped then kill urself u fucc boy

and i thought the hondas had the rice exhausts..ha!!

I ain’t fallin’ for no Big Head in the tailpipe!…

How do you laugh like Eddie in this caption contest?

Did the artist get the correct measurments for the Murphy exhibit at the Hollywood museum???

Wonder if I have clearance for that overpass???

Hey look the guy that knocked up LOLZ’s mom!

holly shit that guys good at photo shop

DANG THAT’S BIG!

Pack your bags, someone’s going on an ego-trip.

After years of struggling as an actor, Eddie Murphy finally get ahead in his acting career.

Someone Get The Valve Stem Puller Time To Let Some Air Out

“Someone Must Have Told Him He Was A Good Actor Again”

“Hey everybody, KISS MY BLACK ASS!”

“Its Buddy Love bitches, Ha Ha!” You can’t get rid of ME!!”

The Transvestite express, coming to a cross dresser near you.

What you people don’t realize is that Eddy Murphy is dead and that’s his real head.

talked so much about your junk in delerious, but we have proof, you got a small hitch

back off bitch or im gonna eat ya

!CAUTION! EATS TAILGATER’S

E-GO USA.

In an attempt to reduce the production of greenhouse gases, The good people at Green Springs made a car that ran on egos. Luckily for them, they found the perfect source of fuel for this revolutionary vehicle.

“Honey, you need to get a SMALLER bobble head!”

avenue

green springs aveue,home of frankenstein and dr. evil,there next project is putting eddie murphys gargantuan head on a weasle.

GOONIE GOO GOO!!

Who wants a mustache ride!?

Giving up on the horse routine, the trojans go to plan B

No shirt, no shoes,….no body….No service!

gonna need a giant bottle of face wash to get rid of that blackhead

“….not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for head…”

“Speed 4, Eddy Murphy’s Forehead.”

“Quick, we gotta make it to the gap in his teeth, it’s our only hope!!”

Ah he he he, imma eat you up, he he he.

I must be ” Delirious ” . I swear I just saw a huge Eddie Murphy head on wheels.

The worlds biggest dick head on wheels.

Scary thing that thing was 18 miles north of my town up in Toledo ohio the other day and it was on the news. His teeth are the size of my freaking foot

You think THAT is big?!?!?!
.
You should the trailer carrying his ass!!!!

Eddie Murphy, proud supporter of roadhead.

Eddie Murphy, proud suporter of roadhead.

Eddie Murphy is thinking of making some additions to Mt. Rushmore.

Have you seen the new ‘Trailer’ featuring Eddie Murphy?

Where’s the ROAD RAGE when you need it!?

“KKK transports world’s largest pinata”

QUICK! QUICK! take your paint ball guns out

wide load

I guess the rumors about Eddie Murphy’s huge ego are true.

artie99 wins…just give it to him.

Yeah, well, you should have seen the size of the transvestite hooker that was with him.

“Emilee god, *pant* oh emilee god emilee god”

Honey, keep your distance please. i dont want Eddie to head butt us for tailgating!!

i tried to tell my insurance company that i had a “head on” collision with Eddy Murphy, but they wouldnt listen to me!!!!!

Best of all, when I put my cursor under his nose in the picture, there’s a little hand on it with the index finger, ready for business.

Wait… watch this… when the turn signal goes on he’s gonna wink, I swear! No really!

Just one more reason to stay in the passing lane…

Eddy… whatever you do… DON’T SNEEZE!

See… I’ve always said that Eddy Murphy has a big head.

I know Eddie Murphy is famous for giving head, but this is ridiculous.

The funny part is, that I only asked for a little head on the back of the trailer.

Hi, my names Eddie Murphy. You might have seen my face somewhere before. Well if not, you did now

I wonder how long it took them to make that….48 hours maybe?

See living proof…
That Being famous like that would make his head swell..
Mr Murphy was rushed to Green Springs Were a team
of Head shirnks await to resize his head..
Only comment Mr. Murphy would give was the Weight was
just getting to much to bare..

When asked Family and friends:
There comment was don’t worry Eddie were right behind you..:)

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While filming his latest movie, Eddie Muphy’s Ego had to be brought in on a seperate trailer.

While entering Green Springs last week
We got a sneak peek at the New
2008 Mr Potato Head