Giant Mystery Fire Completely Hijacks Radio Chatter

While we were driving into Arizona this afternoon, we were all wondering what the hell was going on with this apparently giant fire burning off to the South. Since everyone is feeling a little bit punchy—the result having spent nearly every waking moment since Saturday in a moving vehicle—our theories to the cause of it ranged from cookout disaster to accidental nuclear detonation. It’s kind of weird how much funnier things sound over a two-way radio…