This Just In: New on the Net

Well, I’m back from Bullrun, and I while I had amazing time, I feel like I could sleep for a week. But hey, nobody said that assignment was going to be easy. Anyway, here’s the news:

• Apparently, Max Mosely—AKA: Nazi orgy guy—had been told that some enemies were gunning for him, but he still didn’t curtail his hyper-freaky sessions with prostitutes. I still wonder if McLaren honcho Ron Dennis was involved. Times of London
• Lotus has released the a teaser pic of the Lotus Eagle, and even though there’s a lot left to the imagination, you have to love how aggressive the front end looks. World Car Fans
• How bad were auto sales in June? We’ll know for sure tomorrow, but those with any vested interest in the financial condition of the Big Three, should be afraid. Very afraid. Freep
• Those worried that the standard interior on Lamborghini’s new LP640 might be a bit on the cheap side can rest a little easier. The Italian Stallion will be available in a Versace edition, which is sure to be dead sexy. Auto Express