Drunken Granny Plows Car Into Store, Grabs Beer

An inebriated Lynne Rice, age 74, took her ‘88 Cadillac (not pictured) crashing through two six-foot panes of plate glass into a convenience store, then grabbed a six-pack of Bud from the cooler after extracting herself from the rubble. A horrified store clerk "declined the sale" and called the cops instead. Though the big Caddy managed to plow about halfway through the store, no one was hurt. Even more miraculously, grandma was charged with only misdemeanor DUI, and released on bail.