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to be honest officer, if i knew you were a rent-a-cop i wouldn’t of stopped

The boys at the station are gonna love this one!!
Whatever Fatboy!!

officer i swear i wasn’t whistling at your wife, this thing just whines around 16,000 rpm.

Sir, Do you have any Firearms, Drugs or Weapons of Mass Destruction in the Vehicle!!? Sir??…..

Hmmmm..215mph in 40mph zone. Let’s $ee….that’s this times that plus this,…carry the 2…annnnd…I hope you got a platinum card buddy!!

…Ummm..ummm.uhhhh…No Habla!???

Ummm…ummm…Think damnit think! Sh%t, he’s writing..umm ahh ummm…

But officer Sylvester Stallone told me this was the indy car route, and he……..he was joking wasn’t he? That Bastid.

damn’t not another drive through penalty

i swear they said the “hans” device was optional

please dont black flag me, please dont black flag me

I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING! Cop: Is that all? Driver: No. …I have unpaid parking tickets.

Officer, you know i didn’t have to stop, your lucky i needed a break because of this head rush.

What seems to be the problem officer?

DAMNIT! not again

Sorry officer i was running late for work

Driver- “I’m so grounded”

Damnit! I knew I shouldn’t have tried taking that shortcut!

you want my registration? where do you expect me to put that

may I ask why you pulled me over officer?

???WHY DID I HAVE TO DRINK THAT LAST BEER???
!!I can’t afford another DWI!!

POLICE= THIS IS NOT THE INDEY SPEEDWAY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!

DRIVER= I thought you were trying to race me.

Driver:Why does this always happen to me?I wasnt speeding I have better seatbelts than the rest of the people in their car why me officer?

Officer:I’m not writing you a ticket for speeding Im writing you a ticket for not having taillights and headlights and also for having your car so low.I will let you off with a warning if you give me a ride to seven eleven around the corner?

It all depends on how long you were following me

Another European Driver… Busted in Oklahoma.

Another European driver… busted in Oklahoma.

“I thought 4 point harnesses were seatbelts?”

You really should get that busted tail light fixed.

you think my car is fast- just be glad i didnt get out and run! im like a kenyan!

DRIVER : danmit i knew i should have spent the extra money on the car with turn signals

officer: i pulled you over because i am a nascar fan, indy car racing is for little boys, so grow up and get a real car.

DO you know how fast you were going? I don’t know sir, that would all depand on how long you’ve been trying to keep up. im really sorry sir. i lost my keys to my beemer and i’m running late for a meeting.

Crap, I forgot to fill up again

sir the reason i pulled you over is you have no fender wells, and that is illegal.

what gave me away officer, the blurr of color when i passed you or the licence plate saying catch me if you can……shit it was the finger i gave you wasn’t it

Sorry Officer I just SH*T my pants at the track so I’m on my way home to change.

driver: “i just knew i shouldve had my seatbelt on”

ya see… the cops really do see you when you try to pull that seatbelt over your chest but only when you see them lmao but the indy car didnt help either!!!

Driver: I Knew I Should Have Stolen That Civic Instead God Dammit What Was I Thinking!!!

Yes officer for the tenth time it’s called “Driven II, the sequel”

driving too fast or flying to low?????

Officer: “I bet you’re wondering what’s under the hood.”
Racer: “Spare me the embarrassement”

Gas: A leg and an arm
Donuts: A flash of your badge
Catching an Indy race car: Priceless

AWWWW Damn it, I forgot there’s traffic lights on the streets.

I bet you pull over every indy car you see.
Officer “I have only seen one.”
Thats 100% of them
Thats profilling And thats illegal.

I was caught by a Lumina ?!? I’ve gotta fire my crew chief

Sir, I know you get this all of the time but my son loves you.. Could you sign this for him?!

Oh crap, I thought you were the pace car!

Sir, i pulled you over because your tail light is out?

Ryan Hunter? Can I get your autograph?!

officer: “superlicense and registration, please.”

sorry forgot “the link”

Officer I know your not going to believe this but you got the wrong guy! Just before you came over the hill a car identical to mine went speeding by!

A LUMMINA, what did I do to deserve THIS.

“I’m trying to tell you, the eBay ad said it was a Street-Legal license-plate kit.”

Making the street your own personal race track…

one ticket at a time.

Making the street your own personal race track…

one ticket at a time.

Can you make this snappy i gotta race to finish

all this for a broken tailight?! come on officer give me a warning.

I sorry officer i was trying to get to the dounut shop before they closed

i’m sorry officer i thought the speed limit was 235mph

officer: license and registration please
Driver: Awwww F#!@ i knew i shooda stole the honda!

sorry officer..the bitch keept buging me…so i had to through her off…

God dammit. I knew i should have just down shifted and smoked this chevy lumina.They only go up to 90mph so i would have had no problem! Now this asshole wants to write me a ticket.I wonder what he would do if i peeled out when leaving ;D

damn!! BENETTON should have paint this stupid thing CAMO!!!!! i would have blended right in with traffic!!!!!! they better be paying for this ticket…..

shit, i never would have thought a damn Chevy LUMINA had a 454 supercharged with NOS…shit my luck..sorry, but officer is that a SS….????????

officer please give me a break, i could have made you look like an idiot on cops trying to keep up, instead as nice as i am i stopped.

Officer i was going 55!!!!!!

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Perp: yes sir, I would have outrun you but i figured the gas would have cost more than the ticket itself.

“Uhh damn officer. . .uh I thought I was at the Indy 500, and not an Idny street.”

“MY 4 DOOR CHEVY CAUGHT YOU!! DON’T BULLSHIT ME, YOU DON’T HAVE THE POLE FOR THIS WEEKS RACE!!

How do I explain to the guys I got pulled over by a Chevy LUMINA??!!

Looks like I’m gonna be late for work again!

I guess i need to beef up the engine if you caught me in your cruiser

“A Law Officer from the USA was repremanded yesterday for ‘acting’ outside his Juristiction, the 36 year old officer from Kentucky claimed he had no idea he was so far from his usual beat”
The Monaco grand prix will restart later this month.

Officer, your on America’s Funniest Videos!!!

My son’s gonna kill me if he finds out…

I could have gotten out of this one if I only would have remembered my Mentos.

This guy is lucky he wasn’t tazed.

Nate thought he had found something that would let him drive ‘under the radar’.

No Sir, you’re not getting booked for speeding or lack of lights and indicators or unroadworthy tires etc. etc. The fine is for wearing that shirt!

Well you see officer, my wife is having a baby and…….oh damm!

If only I’d worn a Benetton shirt that matched the paint scheme I know I wouldn’t be in this mess.

my wife is a lumber jack..she got pissed and was chase me around the house with a chain-saw and a pack of beef jerky…i had to get out of their QUICK!!!

Yes Officer, I know I should have intermediates on for this part of town.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Depends on how long you were following me.
Officer: Why don’t we take it from the top.
Driver: Here we go. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

Do you know why I pulled you over sir? Because you beat me.

what no krispy kream sponsorship?

Do you have any idea how fast you were going, I clocked you at (looks at his radar) “Error”

Couldn’t catch Danica so I guess you’ll have to do.

low riders are against the law in this town…..

officer: No windshield, no wipers, no tail lights, no head lights, no blinkers. humm, what am i missing??? Please step out of the car….
driver: Little help please…..

“Dammit! ……. I KNEW I should have ran…..”

-”license and registration please?”
-”can’t find the glove compartment…”

“What the… you’re not Michael Schumacher! Forget it, then you’re getting the ticket after all.”

Sir, you were doing 206 in a 35.

Sir im issuing you a citation for no wipers. Which is not alowed in Oregon.

Officer,

Nice car!
What’s the retail on one of those?

Driver,
More than you can afford, Pall

Benello!

*renting an indy car…..$5000
*race fuel for the day $1000
*passing a sleeping pig at 180 mph and making him spill his coffee…priceless

Passing under the Big Rig trailer is fun but your still getting the ticket!!!!

*Please God, give me a reason to impound this thing.*

Sir, get your tail lights fixed, that’s your final warning!

Here’s the directions to get back to the race….I’m not sure how you missed turn 12, but you are four blocks off course…No sir, I don’t know who is ahead, but I clocked you at 238, so you were moving pretty good…

No No you stupid little man…The race is next week! And no that city bus is NOT competing!

Just think…Your stupidity is going to land us both on Cardomain’s Caption Contest!

My chief ain’t gonna believe this one…think I could get your autogragh?

Just trying to fill my quota…You realize you coasted through that stop light right there…

My department has money invested in these old Lumina’s…Took down a NASCAR Car of Tomorrow yesterday, and that Buggatti Veyron last week never saw me comin’!

No sir, that license plate is supposed to be rear facing, so I can see it…boy don’t you guys ever learn?

Here is the number to my guy…Ya I know, those twerps at the auto center up the street don’t know what they are doing…

Crap, I spent almost a million bucks building this thing, and it can’t even outrun a damn Lumina!!!

Here’s the directions to my house, boy will my son be so excited to see you…D’ ya think he can sit in it too?…Wow my wife won’t belive this…Let me call my partner…

I am citing you for impersonating Sylvester Stallone…
By the way, you don’t lok anything like him…

I noticed as you drove by that you don’t have a front license plate…

are you seriously trying to pull me over?…………..I just stopped to see if maybe you wanted my autograph………well i guess not……………………bye! (car speeding off)

Cop:So you want 1 glazed 1 chocolate covered and a medium coffee cream 3 sugars? Driver: Yes, and hurry the fuck up!!

Well atleast you were wearing your seatbelt

I dont think I have enough tickets sir,so this might be your lucky day

well good news is, I saved a lot of money by switching to Geico…

“I’m only writing you this ticket because your tires are wider than I am.”

Ok Mr Johnson this ticket is for driving a fast car to make up for your small johnson.Have a nice day

Tabernak! Mon mom-ma is going to kill me when she findz out I took her’s car again!

“By the way, you might wanna get those tires changed. There’s no tread at all.”

officer: u kno wat i pulled u over for?
driver:goin 210 in a 55?
officer:nope
driver:ah no fenders?
officer:not that either..
driver:no seat belt?
officer: no
driver:(thinkin)damn wat did i do
officer:(thinking) dats right just keep given me reasons for dis ticket i’ll teach your ass hahaahah

I pulled you over because holding your middle finger in the air is not the correct method at indicating to other drivers that you are turning…

OK, last time I let you off with a warning now I’m really have to get you a ticket for no use of a signal! Oh and it looks like rain you might want to put your top up.

Next time, don’t try and outrun my Lumina, son.

Redneck golf cart!

So you say that this is the ONLY car they had to rent cause your other car is getting fixed?

this isnt where i parked my car

the cop cars not a cavalier its a lumina

Sir, this is part of my community serivce

this cop really hates losing a race

Life in the Fastlane

driver: fuck not again 3rd time this week i promise ill fix my headlights

Cop:ill let you off with a warning again

driver:phewww thanks

Driver: Come on officer!
Officer: No you come on, this thing isnt a street legal
Dricer: Neither is your cavalier!
Officer: Now i’m going to have to write u up a ticket because ive never seen ur car before.
Driver: ur sure u dont want a test drive?
Officer: NO, ur getting the ticket, but give me ur phone # just in case im free on the weekends.
Driver: Thanks for nothing, so to make it clear u just pulled me over beacue ur jealous that this thing isbetter looking than ur cavalier.
Officer: Have a good day!
Driver: I HATE YOU!!

Why couldnt you have a cool Charger cop car, I feel like a moron getting pulled over by a rent-a-cop with a caviler in this thing!!!!

oh yeah, well good luck towing it pig

I only stopped because i tought you just wanted an autograph,come on man, dawm

The only Reason you caught me is because i ran out of gas

damn!! all this for no mud flaps

Your serious…..for no fenders!!!!!!

1.1 million for the F1 car,
600 for the 210 mph ticket,
The best ride of your life
PRICELESS

Ah man, I guess I won’t be starring in “Driven 2″!

I swear officer, it was that green civic that past you…

But officer, the little old lady in the crosswalk WAS part of my pit crew!

“Officer, you mean the hand to the forehead DOESN’T signal a right turn?”

“Officer, you mean the hand to the forehead DOESN’T signal a right turn?”

Officer: You have anything you want to say before I bust your ass?

Driver: My wife gives me such a headache I just had to get the hell out of that house for a bit!

Officer: In an F1 car?!

Driver: You don’t know her!!!

“Look officer, I was taking left turns all day and I thought, What can one right turn hurt? Right? Then I saw you pulling up behind me.”

It wasn’t me officer, I swear!

This isn’t the first time you’ve had a fix it ticket for now turn signals…see you in court buster.

Officer: Son, are you aware of why i pulled you over?
Driver: Because i was speeding through that playground zone?
Officer: umm, actually you have a burnt out taillight.
Driver: Oh, of course thats why, how stupid of me, i would never speed through a playground zone!

i didnt realize which car i took, i sware occifer i dont have any blood in my alcohol system

I didnt realize which car i took, i sware occifer, i dont have any blood in my alcohol system

i heard dunkin’ doughnuts was havin a sale. bet ill beat ya there . . .

damn.. i knew i shouldnt have gone 210 past a dunking donuts. Here we go…

So this ticket is because it’s not a honda.Damn you must really like your loud mufflers and rims.

driver: I lost my way can you help
Officer: Let me give you some directions, you know what let me write them down

“Oh come on officer, the guy that I bought this from said the tires are D.O.T approved. What can possibly be illegal on my vehicle?”

“Come on officer, the guy I just bought this from said the tires are D.O.T approved! What can possibly illegal on my vehicle?”

You damn cannonballers got me workin’ overtime.

O M G….. W.T.F

I know I don’t have a license yet, I’m just on the way to the DMV to take my driving test.

Driver: awwwww come on Steve this is the 16th time this week…………..so hows Betty and the kids

I caught you doing 212 in a 40

INDY 500 dollar ticket?

….sorry officer…….My wife took the hard top.

DAMN, he caught me, i knew i should have bought the Ferrari not this Renault

DAMN, he caught me, i knew i should have bought the Ferrari not this Renault

DAMN, he caught me, i knew i should have bought the Ferrari not this Renault

“i gotta give it to ya officer, you’re the first one that hasn’t given up after the first mile.”

The police in Seattle are always diligent and enforce the new helmet law.

***NOT MY SUBMISSION***

Officer: License and Registration.
Driver: Yep, got it, and got it.
Officer: No Rear License Plate?
Driver: Yep I do. Got it right up there…
Officer: Out of view for the people behind you. Front License Plate?
Driver: Same one you’re looking at.
Officer: I see… No brake light, no reverse lights, no turn signals.
Driver: Yeah I do.
Officer: Where!?!?
Driver: My hands, if a bikeR can do it, so can I. It’s not hard.
Officer: YOUR DRIVING AN OPEN TOP F1 RACE CAR!!!
Driver: Ah, I see your point… Prett cool though, Huh?
Officer: I’m gonna have to ask you literally step out of the car.
Driver: Don’t cha mean race car?
Officer: Yes, I DO mean RACE CAR! Now will you please get out?
Driver: I can’t, I’m stuck in here tighter than a cock in a school teacher! Oh good lord help me now!
Officer: Damn pastry snack… they always get the best of us?
Driver: SO does that mean you’re gonna let me off with a warning?
Officer: Oh no. Your License is screwed 2 ways from Sunday.

No Insurance: 2400 Dollars
No Registration: 140 Dollars
Improper License: 100 Dollars
Improper Plate Monting: 50 Dollars

Driving an Illegal Car at the expense of pure adrenaline… PRICELESS

Making the steet your race track… one ticket at a time.

“..Your friend is lucky he was driving a Civic and I couldn’t catch up..”

I’m writing you a ticket bcuz i had to get in front of ya to see ur license plate. Then i had to translate it because mirrors see things backward.

thats not a cavalier its a lumina police car but seriously how fast could it possibly go?

you know it’s illegal?
no, i got a liscense plate on my wing.
no, im talking about you.

How many times do I have to explain this…..I had a front license plate until a gerbil ran out in front of me.

Indy racing ups the ante for spectators by running “hot pursuit” races on normal streets.

“It’s a RALLY not a RACE!”

No I haven’t been drinking officer!!
-Sir, tilt your head back and touch your nose.
-Umm OK..I’m gonna ask you again…have you been drinking?

No officer, I haven’t heard about the bumper sticker road rage thing!!??

Your just jealous cuz you can’t fit in my car!!
“Shut up wise ass, cuz you Can fit in mine!!”

Um…how do you spell your last name again!??

“How did I lose?! Take the damn pink slip!”

(snickering) ima have to write you up a ticket for being stupid enough to pull over for a chevrolet cavalier with lights on it. the little green gecco cant help you now sonny!

Sir, I’m going to have to write you up because your tires tread depth is below the legal 2/32″ minimum.

Do you know how fast you were goin’?
“Ummm 65?”
“63.”
“But officer, isn’t the limit 65?
“Ya, it is.”

oh man i shouldn’t have eaten that Borito

some one said we both better move before this white car hits us THATS THE COP CAR YOU JACKASS

((southern accent))
Well, I reckon I let you go on a warning…but next time you jus’ remember this is NASCAR country…you understand me boy!? Now you go an get dis fancy dancy go-cart outta here! Gwan now …git!!

Well, I reckon I let you go on a warning…but next time you jus’ remember this is NASCAR country…you understand me boy!?

No, I wasn’t tailgating you officer!!! I thought you were the pace car!?

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

These new Indy Rules are ridiculous!!

Yes, officer I am aggrevated!…Why didn’t you pull the guy over in front of me!??..he was going faster than me!!
Whataya mean you didn’t see em’!!??

Yes, officer I am aggrevated!…Why didn’t you pull the guy over in front of me!??..he was going faster than me!!
Whataya mean you didn’t see em’!!??

“But officer this isn’t the pit area there’s no speed limit!”

This gets better gas mileage than my prius. Sorry officer, won’t let it happen again.

i’ll give you a warning this time

i’ll give you a warning this time

we both better move before this white car hits us

“Sorry sir, I’m gonna have to write you up for the violation of certain noise ordinance regulations.”
“Umm… OK…”

or

“What do you mean i have a brake light out? I DON’T HAVE BRAKE LIGHTS!”

Registration? I don’t even have a glove compartment in this thing!

“Officer, I’m in the middle of qualifying, can we make this fast?”

d’oh! this isn’t monaco?

aw men! i forgot my insurance officer.