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Nissan SHIFT_early

“I think I’m going to need a taller stool, mang.”

are we draggin yet???

Do you remember which bag has the trail mix?

Do you remember which bag has the trail mix?

With the gas prices are so high, we decided to make one trip.

Hey call the bellhop over here to carry our stuff to the room!!

dont worry… stay up there just in case something is gonna fall you grab it.

She told me to either get rid of 1 of my trucks or we’d have to sell the house, well?

OH NO!!
GRANNY FELL OFF AGAIN!

I think we can fit another motorcycle and 7 more boxes in the back seat!

here’s ur sign for moving the redneck way

I think they are over the 1/2 ton mark….

Man on top – “eeaayyy Homes, you think boarder patrol will stop us now?”

Eh holmes, think we will make it through Mac Donalds?

or, i knew we would lay the frame eventualy

Even though im all the way up here, you still got a big ass head

i told u we could get it in one trip.
Now go get me a beer!

Hey my mom just kicked me out bro,
bummer,
but i do have some good news,
i just saved a bunch of money by swicthing to Gieco…

Now these guys know how to “git-er-dun”!!!

“I think my mother-in-law is in this box!”

“I think my mother-in-law is in this box!”

Man looks up at the other guy, “MANNNNN I told you not to trade in your Tahoe for this truck!” “We are not saving gas man, look how we weighed this thing down!”

HEY CHEECH!! man i left the keys in one of the bags homes!

are they tucking yet?

Load’er up damnit!!

Guy on Top: “Did Juan take the picture yet?? I feel like I’m going to fall off holmes.”
Guy on Bottom: “Yeah yeah he took it, you should definitely get Show Off of The Week for your Nissan with custom watch-tower Hector!”
Guy On Top: “I sure hope so holmes, I mean who else can say the can see a mile in every direction from the top of their truck?! Now catch me, I’m jumping down.”

go get another motorcycle the axle didnt snap yet.. grab me a beer for the road too.

When John married Helen, he had no Idea how much stuff she had to move to his appartment.

Baby in a stroller: Mon-ter truck?

Behold, the guettoist rent-a-store.

maybe if we take off are shoes it will be lighter ?

Those ain’t tie down straps, those are rappeling lines.

Oh man, it doesn’t fit.

so, uhhhh can you toss me down a beer, i wont drop it this time….

or

hey we are pretty good at robbing hotels without anyone knowing about it huh?!

idk those are kinda lame but idc

I told you this would work ese, now we can pop some wheelies.

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying “better to have it now than need it later!”

The wait on the back of the tires will help lower our ET homes.

Look at that, gas prices are so high these days, this guy can’t even afford to rent a U-haul for the day.

ROAD TRIPP!!!!!

On lookers: Dude, hey dudes…Amigos….did you know some of your ropes are not tied!? Man some people just don’t pay attention to the little things, they would of run into some trouble if I didn’t say something. Thats great Mr. President (Bush) another good call.

What must I do to get my swag pack from last cc?

Told you it would fit, you owe me $20.

hey man use that stool, hand me my shoe, thanks.

i actually laughed at glanza dreams comment for bein short that shit is funny.

are we out of rope?.. alright lets just duck tape that s@#$ up there

don’t worry, i’m down here, it won’t tip over

My car keys are in here somewhere

This Fall… Mexican Gladiators with the new and improved Eliminator!

Limitless load capacity and I still get over 30+ mpg on the freeway!

Dirtbikes: 45 dollars

Mini Truck: 25 cents

Blankets: 30 dollars

The look on these guys faces when they find out the other half rides up front: priceless

Shoulda Bought a bigger truck

Guy on ground: Ummm, I take U-Haul didn’t have any rentals?
Guy on top: Yo F*** U-Haul, alright….and pass me the damn stool.

ok, this looks good, now let’s go get the trailer and pack the other half!

HEy i just realized something… WE GOT TONS OF ROOM ON THE ROOF!!!

nope, found him! the pig’s up here!

looks like the shit i seen in iraq

WELL ESE.. I DON’ HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY ME AN “LOW RIDER” SO I JUST PUT ALL I CAN ON IT TO RIDE IT LOW…

“This should keep the rear end from spinning out in the rain!”

FAIL!

….I think we’re gonna need a little more boost….

every day, for 20 years, these two guys took a truck load like this over the boarder, every day, for 20 years, customs officers searched the luggage and found nothing illegal, then, after 20 years, one of the officers said, alright, its your last day on the job, what have you been smuggling this whole time? “trucks” the driver replies.

“Luky we didn’t hire a hatch-back”

“I told you not to pull the cord on the raft!”

“DID YOU FIND THE JOINT”

EEY CHATO!!! I’BITE THIS AH GETUS ON U TUBE’B!!!

“You don’t need a truck full of cleaners!” -Billy Mays

supersale on old dirt bikes, boxes of paper plates, and hemp blankets. Doesn’t know he can’t smoke these.

Now I can change those hard to reach lightbulbs

True downforce

I think grandma can ride up top

Leave it to the illegals to fiure out how to maximize load capacity in a tiny pickup. LOL

Guy on top: I can’t find it.
Guy on bottom: I think I see it hold on I’m coming up.

after we get this coke in the US we are going to be ..RICH!!!…RICH I TELL U!!!!

The wife kicked me out!

“its got a Hemi!”

Guy on top: “Hey get on that stool and push up on Grandma’s coffin i think i can make the truck more aerodynamic.”

Let me check on everyone before we cross the boarder.

yea i got PLENTY a room left for that stool, toss it up

hey jimbo get yer dang foot off that there stool and hand me thu duck tape!

GAS SAVER

this is what uhaul really is

hey hun, i found ur toothbrush.

Ah crap, where the hell did i pack my wallet?

well, this is how to transit your drugs without getting caught. you think the cops would really want to search through all this!

Don’t people say when you come to America you get a new start? These guys must not have heard that before

Don’t people say when you come to America you get a new start? These guys must not have heard that before

drug runs are getting a little obvious these days…

o no we leavin america gas to expensive holmes ah i no o crap holmes we forgot the family

LOL LOOKS like MY NAIGBORS R MOVING MORE INLAWS IN

I SAID TO PACK LIGHT! THIS IS NOT PACKING LIGHT!

So they loaded up the truck and headed for beverly….hills that is..

damn she ugly but she got major junk in the trunk

damn she ugly but she got major junk in the trunk

Guy on bottom: Hey uhh Holmes.. u seen my keys?

Guy on top: Im lookin holmes geeze

what do you mean i you left the tortillas at the bottom??!!

thats nothing compared to what they packed in thier beetle!!!!

not to be stereotypical or anything, but um, our neighbors to the south sure do know how to pack´em!!!!

ok, thats enough counter weight!!! with that much, we should wheelie all the way into L.A with no problem

It’s a heavy one! Just remember… heel toe!

This is the last time I take her camping. Please,,, find the Tequila?

Guy on top: Good thing we brought all this food for the 1000 hungry children in mexico.
Guy on bottom: If only this was grass seed and sod it would give 1000 hungry mexican children a job mowing our lawns
Guy on top: I just saved 1000 mexicans by switching my car insurance to Geico

Guy on top: Good thing we brought all this food for the 1000 hungry children in mexico.
Guy on bottom: If only this was grass seed and sod it would give 1000 hungry mexican children a job mowing our lawns
Guy on top: I just saved 1000 dollars by switching my car insurance to geico

saving money on gas by throwing all your things into a gianormus pile using one trip $43.00, saving money on movers $350.00, hospital bill because you forgot to tie the back end of your cargo and everything crushed your best friend breaking most of his bones in his body $$$[too much to even think of]$$$ your truck falling backwards after all the cargo falls off of the truck crushing you as well ~☼Priceless☼~

guess they took the wrong one when their boss said: ‘load up to the height of the roof’

There was a sale where? What kind of idiot are you? Does your wife know about this?

You moved the fuel filler tube into the bed?…Really? You couldn’t have told me before we left?

We gotta unload…The tailgate isn’t locked like you said it was…idiot…

Nice job homez…first overpass and the bikes are history…let me up there to bitch slap you…

I don’t think you really understand load rating, do you?

I can’t believe you wanted to bring your collection of plastic wrap…Dude, they got plastic wrap in America…

The whole things gonna fall of because you can’t tie a not? Jeesh!

No not that box…its in between..oh never mind I’m coming up…

I think this tire down here might need a little extra air…

No really, this much crack is going to draw attention…

Really dude…The bikes would have been ok with out all the extra padding…

Over kills better than no kill!

i guess gas is to much so they decided instead of taking it little by little i guess they decided to do it all in one lol

some people really put the the term (push it to the limit) to all new forms lol

You obviously didn’t read your copy of “cars for dummies”, ’cause payload capacity and gross vehicle weight rating have been sadly overlooked!

a whole new meaning to lowrider

People will buy anything on craigslist

HA! and you thought we needed a long bed!!

is this the same guys that loaded a car with cement bags and lumber last year??

Hardbody…oh yeah

Attempt at new Guinness World Record fails when temperatures hit 110 degrees and worlds largest Jiffy Pop popcorn explodes while in transit.

WHAT?!? After I filled and loaded all these NOW you tell me thay wanted THAT kind of stool sample?!?

Attempt at new Guinness World Record fails when temperatures hit 110 degrees and wolds largest Jiffy Pop popcorn explodes while in transit.

Guy on truck: shit
Guy standing: what’s wrong
Guy on truck: i just found more room for stuff to go, give me that stool

Jethro packs all his belongings and heads for the hills…when he hears street preacher yelling, “California’s falling into the ocean”!!!!!!

Ha, you think that’s bad? You should’ve seen it when we loaded the family up for America.

wow.. boarder patrol’s gonna love this.

guy on bottom: tie it up homey, I’ll spot you!!

Look Padro !!!
If we are going to get this load across
Your going to have to stop bending over…!!!
Dam man you got more crack then we are hauling

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2540278

HURRY UP HOMS WE NEED THE GREEN CARDS TO GET INTO AMERICA! YOUR PLAN OF FLOTING THE TRUCK UP THE RIVER DIDNT WORK!!!

WHERE ARE THE DAMN FAKE GREEN CARDS????

Jed Clampett loading up and moving to Beverly, Hills that is.

With current gas prices going up. Big Rig drivers around the world are being forced to find a more efficient way of mass transport.

Are you sure all of this will be ok to transport with your LIGHT pickup truck? Yea, just give me a bunch of ropes. what if we are doing a wheelie? well, then were basically screwed.

Are you sure all of this will be ok to transport with your LIGHT pickup truck? Yea, just give me a bunch of ropes. what if we are doing a wheelie? well, then were basically screwed.

“THE TOYOTA TUNDRA THE TRUCK THATS CHANGING IT ALL”..OOPS that a Nissan never mind.

“im, sorry Ryder was out of all the BIG trucks

guy on top:i noticed how you tied that rope to the back tire
guy on bottom:yeah so
guy on top:whats going to happen to tire when we start moving
guy on bottom:i hoping it holds the load in the pickup
guy on top:why don’t you just sit in the cab

guy on top:i’m so glad that we could fit all these Americans in the back of the pickup
guy on bottom:i know, I hate when Americans jump the border into our fine country
guy on top: i hate the way they talk with there wierd accent

Your going to get mad at me….I forgot to get our suitcases!

Did you tie that stuff tight, I don’t want any police stopping us for something falling off!

Good thing we got those new struts put on yesterday huh!

guy on bottom:Damn it!!!!!
guy on top: whats wrong!!!
guy on bottom:I’ll give you two chances to guess where I left the keys?

“Did ya pack my sneakers,” “hey do you see my sneakers up there?” “Yeah, are they the ones right here next to the sink….the blue ones right?” “No…man I can’t believe you fogot my sneakers!” “Do I have to think of everything!?”

not just mexican immigrants are jumping the border to america in this truck…but all of mexico is comming with them…..

(guy on bottom) Now how in the hell are we going to strap granny up there?
(guy on top) Forget the stool, get me some more rope and she’ll be fine.

“U-Haul my ass! This is how I roll!!!”

pimp my truck,First get a bunch of stuff,use a lot of rope then tie them all together at the back of pick-up . you just been pimp.

Green pickup truck $800…Crap load of luggage $700…full tank of gas $100..Two idiots thinking of driving this down the road..PRICELESS!!

Guy Standing: Can you find it?
Guy on truck: I don’t know where that stupid thing is!
Guy Standing: I need it though!
Guy on truck: It just a stupid tooth brush!

Rob and John once again order way too much CarDomain caption contest swag.

HEY!, Any yall got any duct tape?

O thats how you sneak in illegal immigrants

Can you hear me now?

fuel efficiency has forced even the indians to abandon their mercedes for a less civilized ride…. wheres the beverly hill billies when you need them.

only in Mexico!!!

sorry guys i forgot to use the ratcheting cargo bar, unload it real quick this will only take a minute

Guy on top says: Hey man is this ok?
Guy on bottom says: Dude it’s leaning to the left it’s not ok supid idiot. Here i’m pretty strong im gonna push it forward a lil bit to straighten it.

guy on bottom: Alright, I think that’s enough…
guy on top: huh?
guy on bottom: Yeah, that’s the height I want the truck to ride at.(let’s go to the drop shop)
guy on top: Dude, let’s put that stool up here, I promise , it’ll look sick…

I told you my B***h kicked me out and even packed my s**t in the truck!

asia’s next top pack rat !!!! congrats.

guy on ground: dude the tailgates rippin off, bunjee cords aned string are poppin we are not gonna make it..
guy on truck:look get me sum aluminum foil a shoe string and a screw driver..ive seen magiver do this b4 i kno i can make it work..
guy on gronud : got everything sept the foil ..
guy on truck: crap get sum gum and fish hooks and give me a minute to thnk…..HEY pass that stool up while ur at it

hey when we leave, don’t give it too much gas we might pop a wheelie..

hey man I think we can still put my friends smart car on top OKKKKEEYYY.

I told you not to tell your wife we were going to the flea market cuz she would have to come too.

Guy at the bottom: “I told you we should have bought the 2500 Silverado.”

Guy at the top: “Are you kidding me? Do you know how much better the gas mileage is in this thing, even with all this in the bed?”

One more bunji cord and we’re out of New Orleans forever.

HEADLINES border patrol inspectors catch smugglers with largest cocaine bust ever.

we should have bought a chevy … and o by the way is there room for that stool up there ???

Hey Jimbo, we ain’t gonna spin out no more this winter!

Got a little Captain in you?

We are going to camp in America!

Wait a minute, the keys were sitting on the tray

No one suspected these kind gentlemen could be Rosie O’Donnell’s kidnappers…

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(guy on the ground)-What the hell are you doing?!?!?! I told you only bring what you need!
(guy on the truck)-SHHHH! I only have one more thing.
(guy on the ground)-NO! It’s going to-
*CRASH!!!!!!!
(guy on the ground)-You are never going on a road trip with me ever again!

It’s cool dude…If I jump on it a couple of times…I’m sure we can get that stool on top.

Dude…I told you to bring a real truck

man i told you it would have been easier to just buy a flat bed

damn dude..your my freind and all….but next time you decide to move out…well…just don’t ask me.

Hurry, the Ikea sale only happens twice a year.

yeah this is my truck…no i won’t help you move

Ma, wash the sheets, Johnny left a load in his bed!

Don’t worry about it, once Phil Margera get’s here and gets in the front seat it’s gonna be fine.

i am not a pack rack.it will all come in handy one day

Hey, we still have room for 63 Mexicans!

The world’s heaviest spoiler! All you Civic owners out there, buy yours TODAY!!!!!

no worries. I got torsion bar front suspension and a double plugged z motor from my last nissan the rotted in half.

Oh crap, we lost granny in that drive thru.

I dont want my bale of garbage to just fly off the back of the truck…. quick get me 4 mopeds and 1000ft of twine !

this is how we made our ride a lowrider in my day

What!!??…Dude, quit lookin’ at me funny and help me!!…I only have enough gas for one trip..aiight!!

John packs up another load of Cardomain Swag for the weekly Caption Contest winner.

Perfect! Now all we need is that old grey sheet that Grandma knit and we can double as an elephant. Now we can get away with not paying our auto insurance!

I don’t know man,..You sure this will work!??
_Yep!
I don’t know man…it just seems…a little risky dude. You sure!?
_Yep!
You really think we’ll make it across the border!!??
_Yep!
You Must Be Stoned!!!
_Yep!

“Alright…I’m gonna lean all my weight toward you. You get up on the stool and guide us down slowly!!?”

Dude! hurry up and get up here!!
Why!??
Because I can see Brittany Spears getting out of a Car..Hurry!

Who says it’s a stereotype that mexicans know how to pack a ride?

While heading out to the track, the guys wanted to make sure all the weight in the house was over the rear drive wheels.