Caption Contest!

“TOM TOM” said “Go”

The photographer reports that the driver was also using his cell phone.

Looks like the Duke boys are at it again and the only thing bigger than their ego’s is the hole in grandma’s roof!

Honey… I think your dad is here to pick up the kids…..

“…..so i guess we’ll dial down the psi.”

dad said she had a strong motor and with enough work i could make her fly…trust me, i busted my ass!

ok dad, i get it, oil changes are easier when the car is off the ground…. but really???

the paint was fading…
shingles are alot more durable anyways.

when i tell em’ “just look for the house with the car in the roof”, they look at me like im stupid.

my GPS made me do it.

the meteoralgist said mercury was faling,but damn the whole car too…(mercury sable/ford…)

I dont think the wife liked the new car.

Dukes of Ghetto

Who would have thought that night I pulled my Expedition in her garage, 9 months later this would happen.

Dude, I told you to pull the car outside BEFORE you test the hydraulics!!! What a dumbass.

Do It Yourself Home Sky Light Kit

“I told you we should have bought the grow your own Jesus instead!”

I hate my EX-wife!

“See honey, if you’d have let me upgrade the stereo in the car like I wanted to I would have been able to hear it from the driveway.”

Had to “fly” on tha way from work but i made it home in time for dinner

NEW!! My Size Hotwheels! Just add Water!

BET BOB HOPE WOULDA JUMPED THIS IN HIS GOLF CART TOO!!

See Honey I told you I would find a place for your moms car, now we have room for a new Mustang!

Red neck way of adding another garage stall….

HONEY IM HOME!!! HONEY???.. HONEY??.. HONEEEY??.. WHERE ARE YOU?

Thats where I parked my car…

Don’t drink and drive, smoke and fly!

Allstate accident forgiveness discontinued due to stupid people

i thought santa drove a sleigh??

FOR SALE
2 bedroom 1 bath rambler. Wall to wall carpets, spacious yard, and 2nd floor loft with excellent parking and magnificent view! Serious buyers only plz

…missed it by that much.

Great view, You can really see the stars from here

In today’s news this is the image of vigilante super hero Handcock’s work after an intense police chase. When asked to comment on the issue Handcock said “That’s what happens to people that pirate my new movie”.

“Hyperspeed ENGAGE— awwww shit….everytime i swear to god, how does this always happen”

where were goin we dont need no roads…!

OK Mom and Dad, I think I’m ready for my Driver’s license!!!

Honey I blew up the car

HOW?

grandma wanted to go to the hard rock cafe so bad she made her own.

ARE WE THERE YET?

Marty Mcfly:Doc, that was a hell of a landing but I still dont think we’re back in 1955.

Doc:I told you we needed 1.21 gigwatts!!!!!!

Marty Mcfly:Hey Doc, that was a hell of landing but i still dont think we’re back in 1955.

Doc:I told you we needed 1.21 gigawatts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case you were wondering… Yes, it was a girl. Yes, she was drunk. And yes, she is a teenager.

prepping for DIY skylight installation.

Damn that Harry Potter.

budlight with the ability to fly..

..ability to fly no longer available

prototype for the sunroof for a car

Deleted Scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation:

Ellen: “Clark, I told you you made a wrong turn off the highway.”
Clark: “Ellen, what would getting the Griswald Family Christmas Tree be like without a little bit of fun and adventure?”

Officer:Maam, please describe the perpetrator for me.

Woman: Well he was big, muscular, and green.

Damn Santa, I’m glad you traded that sleigh for a car but you are supposed to land on top of the roof, now how are we gonna explain this to rudolph?

Damn Santa, I’m glad you traded that sleigh for a car but you are supposed to land on top of the roof, now how are we gonna explain this to rudolph?

CRIBS….car edition

the house just came out of nowere officer

i swear officer the house just came out of nowere

when hotwheels and miracle grow combine

old people: “is this the country kitchen buffet?”

Thats NOT wat i meant when i said timmy could get a car bed

Them duke boys sure got themselves into pickle this time

HONEY? Are you sure you set the parking brake?

I told You Doc, we should try with the DeLorean.

.. And this is our guest room. Panoramic view, very private, and sleeps four comfortably.

After my D.W.I they put me on house arrest. Now i got the best of both worlds

I still have the luxury of driving drunk but now just in the comfort of my own home.

F.O.R.D: Found on roof dead

A tornado? nah, just the wrath of my wife

This is not the time for a ladder maybie an emt? ohhh………and the jaws of life

husband didn’t want to change the roof tiles…. i had to prove him wrong..

hahah

“hey honey what are u doing?” husband “Bird watching”

This Is Not The Time You Wish You Had Auto Insurance

I finally got the garage cleaned out. Of course, I put most of the stuff in the attic…

“…No honey, you can’t go. Your car is around the corner in a nieghbors attic…”

Ethel thought the garage was a bit tight…

In an effort to save money on christmas lights, Bob had a brilliant idea…

No really, the car park is upstairs to the right….I said RIGHT dammit! Can’t you follow simple instructions?

A deleted seen from Twister starring Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt…

I was headed down to my camper…down by the river…When this house got in the way…

Look mommy! That house gave birth to a Ford!

Look mommy! That house gave birth to a Ford!

Red Bull gives you… aw crap…

There you go man. Just like the f*ckin’ Hard Rock!

my car is so fly that it got stuck in the roof.

Son, you are not batman, and this is not the batmobile. This is a 1995 shitbox and your a horny little teenager.

FORD=Found On Roof Dead

ohh that?..haha, ummm. i told my teenage boy who just recently got his liscenses not to park on the grass…this was bound to happen,honestly i didnt see it coming. literally!

Look kids! Santa got us a new car!

Ford Taurus: “I was just trying to be like the little Red Miata in the news the other day. [Rolled into a pool] My plan was going for a big splash.”

FORD= Found On roof Dead

.: So did I pass my driving test?

.: Honey, have you seen my Viagra?

well something tells me that we read those instruction for the Flux Capacitor wrong, are you sure it works for all makes and models.

Yo! Hold my beer and watch this!

Should I make a left or a right?

Should I make a left or a right?

She thought He was cheating On her.. turns out he was.. and thats his side of the house..

Found
On
Roof
Demolished

My wife wanted both a skylight in the house, and a sun roof on the car….

Yes, could i get a number 1 with extra cheese, no mayo, small fries, and a diet coke? -Sure drive on through

Yes, could i get a number 1 with extra cheese, no mayo, small fries, and a diet coke? -Sure drive on through

The Duke Brother’s first vehicle.

The cops will never catch me now that I have an upstairs garage.

Hey Honey! I got that raise!!!

HONEEEEEYYY IM HOOOOMEEE!!!

Daughter’s tries to beat her curfew home.

In the news today the headlines read:

“Twister impales new home with Ford Taurus, no other damage done.”

You know its a bad idea when some one yells, “check this out!”

ok.. I’m finished

a roof goes….. VVVRRRRRRMMMMMMM

Beautiful 1.5 story ranch style home situated on .5 acres with attached ford Taurus

reason 245:
Why you shouldn’t let your dog drive you home if you’ve had one too many.

Oprah said we would all get a new car. She did not say it would be air dropped!!

Hey kids, Grandmas here!!!!!

The funny thing is…. Its a limo Taurus.

Yes, I here about the car listed in the paper..

Oh, sure. Come on in. Its in the attic.

The porthole to another dimension is not always wide or accessible enough.

The trash-heap has spoken.

Not going anywhere for a while?

Grab a Snickers!

in other news today, e.t. has a bad landing

If you buy the house today, you get a free gas-friendly car with purchase!!!

my husband just wouldn’t move his stupid project cars out of the garage…so I thought I’d park here instead.

MOM i found your car keys

we’ve got the perfect solution to your leeky roof! its built strong to last long!

Damn you harry potter i knew a bj while you were drivin would cause some trouble

“I forgot to push the ‘turbo boost’ button.”

My car was home sick

I’m telling you man, the prices for those little cars…there through the roof!!

I told you, my car bed was real!

Unfortunately for Tom, this was the only way he could get his project car out of the house without his wife knowing.

DUDE…..I said let the clutch out slow!

I got to have one of those Fords man you can drive thru the roof of a house and not a scratch or dent in the thing! Now thats built Ford tuff!

No No son! it was a figure of speech when i said gas prices were driving thru the roof.

I thought this was the Red Roof Inn! that Tom Boedett is full of shit man.

If you think it’s funny to see it stuck in the roof, you should’ve watched it climb the ladder.

I saw a guy on myspace do it with a remote controlled car so I though my car would make it for sure.

Wow! That house really pulled outta nowhere!

“all i sad was she could lose a few pounds”

Oh.. uhh so this.. isn’t.. a.. mobile home? Think I can get my money back?

Oh.. uhh so this.. isn’t.. a.. mobile home? Think I can get my money back?

“Honey, can you go check the attic, I think we have squirrels again…”

This is a glimpse of the future of what is to become as a result of having flying cars and drinking and driving.

“Someone had the nerve to park a ford in heaven obviously god got mad”

That’s the last time santa has a few drinks before delivering presents…

how long was the car up there, it got tan!

s260412@hotmail.com

and you thought auto insurance was through the roof before.

I’m un ur house. Runnin’ over yer kidz.

In 1992, Ford advertising executives finally felt after the new Taurus not was able to not only “raise the roof”, but go through it without a scratch, it was ready to be called Build Ford Tough.

Thats the last time I’ll buy a car online from home!!

c’mon man, u can handle this reverse park.

“little more… little more…”

*bump*

“ohk, that should do it”.

this is definatly where i parked my car.

They taurus a big hole in da roof!

*dialog between two friends*
Friend 1:Wow that is such a nice car
Friend 2: Yea I know it’s 4 door, very roomy, Ford reliability
Friend 1: Wow a car like that can be pricey to insure

*Wolfgang Puck “time to unpimp zee auto” trebuchets the car into the roof*

Friend 2: Not really I got it with Allstate, they gave me full coverage
I only pay $50 a month
Friend 1: Well that’s good to hear *turns back around and turns on tv*
*Fade to Black*
“Allstate, you’re in our hands.”

Should’ve taken that left turn at alcatraz.

so what are you going to tell the insurance agent now dear?

lol, im just glad we didnt hit the chimney

that’s one strong ass ladder…

Got two for you. I don’t think this is the best place to put the garage John, and Wow, that turn really does sneak up on you, huh?

Is this VIP?

I told you its imposible to jump the house in this car now look what you got us into mom and dad are gonna be pissed.

“This FORD got tired of hearing the “Found On Road Dead” saying -so he Taur-us to make history”

-MagicEddie88

ok maybe i should of baught that navaigation system

how did u do that.
oh getting it in there was easy. getting it back out is gonna be a challenge.

DUDE YOUR DAD IS GONNA FREAK!!!

I couldn’t find a parking space

FOR SALE: Nice 3bed./2 bath. with spacious garage and above-ground parking
Asking Price: Make offer

ok ok… you win. i will stop and ask for directions…

I told you I have a super ex-girlfiend…

F ound On R oof D ead sorry, i got a ford also..somewhere…

damn, somebody sure is a Car Addic-(t)

CarDomain’s new 3-D website kicks ass!

“FORD – First On Roof Damage ” Funny stuff there Matt.

I tell ya, these gas prices are literally through the roof.

“Are we there yet!”

….and the Blonde says, ”You cops should get it together! One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.”

FORD – First On Roof Damage

what the hell happen did bo and luke duke get a hold of that car

i have 2 for ya!! warning women driver lol and this isnt jack in the box there is no drive through

what the hell happen did bo and luke duke get a hold of that car

Santa claus hasnt used raindeer for years, but with the new energy crisis, he decided to go with biofuel, OH OH OH….OHHH-CRAAAAP!!!

The Cat-burglar wanteda a quick exit

((automated voice speaking)) “You have arrived”

My BaDD Fo0. I Told You I Cain’t Drive Stick.

son, your growing up. and i think its about time for me to give you your first car. follow me to the attic

I said park by the house, not on the house!

honey…its ok…FEMA will take care of it

homey…its ok….FEMA will take care of it

Don’t worry Honey, I’ll fix it after the game…….

Honey, I drank to much last night and can’t remember where I parked the car.

No Body parks in Chuck Norris’s spot, NO Body

Damn Osama Doesnt Listen!!! You Cant HighJack a Car and Blow it up By Flying it into a House…

Steven King’s Misery Pt2

When cars mis-behave, they are grounded for a week in the attic

opps Hancock did it again

Tom Tom gone wild

That is the last time I listen to Mapquest!

WTF?! The Garmin said make a left!

Sometimes the GPS navigation seemed a little off.

“uhmm..honey the garage is on the ground floor!”

Fly-In/Drive Breakfast this week at Harry and June’s House from 7 to 9:30. Free parking in back. Come on down!

hey i told you the view was great from up here

Caution! Student driver.

hey i told you the view was great from up here

And Zamir said that you could only use planes. Ha!… I proved him wrong!!!

Yes is this Mr. Sholtz? Hi Mr. Sholtz this is Chris from next door. Do you remember that catapolt that i made last week?…. It worked a little to well.

No one knew why Crazy Larry in the attic kept ordering car parts when he didn’t have a car. He wasn’t called Crazy Larry for nothing!

“You made 10 calls in one day?!”(sigh)

Okay!!! Now Build The Roof Around The Taurus!
“This Thing Is Going To Be Sweet In My Theater Room”
Can You Say At The Drive In!!!

Since the house market is slow, you now get a free car with every purchase.

is this really where i parked my car…

Dad promise you won’t get mad…..

Young timmy took his parents words just a little too literally…”Have the car and you in the House by 12, or your grounded for a week!”

Young timmy took his parents words just a little too literally…”Have the car and you in the House by 12, or your grounded for a week!”

Evel knievels way of settling a divorce.

Wow, that’s excellent theft prevention.

The drivers famous last words, “Hey ya’ll watch this!”

looks like an outtake for back to the future

Aren’t the bedrooms supposed to be for Hummers?!?!

Don’t let sludge stop you in your tracks.

whoa this isnt taco bell!
and ha ah Rick Gartner Jr your first one is hilarious

New dome light = $3.95
New starter = $109.50
Finally getting rid of your car that’s nickel and diming you and thinking of getting even with your neighbor for their dog crapping in your yard = Priceless.

There are somethings you can’t buy; for everything else there’s Mastercard

Divorce settlement:

She got the house and the car.
The rest is history.

FOR SALE: BEAUTIFUL 1991 FORD TAURUS, TWO CUP HOLDERS, RECENT FREAK ACCIDENT

…..

FOR SALE: BEAUTIFUL 1991 FORD TAURUS, TWO CUP HOLDERS, PRACTICALLY FLIES DOWN THE ROAD

Never buy a car without a carfax vehicle history report……

waaaaaaaaw
creaze speed

when i said you can “drop-by” i didnt mean literally!

tired of climbing around in the hot sun tearing shingles off? give us a ring down here at redneck roofers llc. well have ya up and goin faster than a gopher in a geiser.

Early attempt at the Flying car^

I bet you No other person on cribs has this car disply

Carol never learned to park…
Now she doesn’t need to.

I dont know what went wrong it worked in The Dukes of Hazzard!

Dude, I Told You Playing Dukes Of Hazard Near The House Was Dangerous!!!!

by the way this one under this comment is also mine i forgot to fill out my info sorry

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“”"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the WindShield it said ‘Parking Fine.”"”

“”"There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.”"”"

“”When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.”"

we forgot to build the retractable roof.

DUDE…….. Where’s my car?

HOUSE FOR SALE.

2nd story garage with great view of backyard

At least its house broken

Today were on the set of the brand new action thriller The Tyrant Taurus.

damn women can’t drive for shit. this is why i didnt want my wife to get her license. i mean when was the last time you saw a car on a roof, at least now you dont have to worry about paying for gas.

This is not the time to wish you had accident forgiveness.

This is why burnouts in your driveway are a bad idea.

e.t. cant drive worth a sh**

“am i driving okay man”…i think we’re parked

Bobby’s parents said that pulling into the driveway at 10:30 and then making out with his girlfriend for an hour broke his 11:00 curfew. Bobby decided to solve that problem once and for all….

As soon as our son moved out our neighbour said “putting in a pool table or making it a bar”. “Nahh,…i want something original, something everyone is gonna want to come over and see”. (que pic above)

I just wanted my car to stand out like all the others on Cardomain.com (sniff)

shit…atleast it matches

when he said he would “throw in” a free car with this house i didnt think he meant it literally.

im looking for the ford dealership…
yeah its on the second floor.

“THE FORD TAURUS… ITS ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL”

I swear, the Petersons have everything, but really? A drive in theater in their back yard ughh!!

Hey Billy! While your up there cleaning the gutters, why don’t you change the oil in the Taurus. And make sure you put Royal Purple in her.

baby this year for christmas insted of the nativity scene on the roof, how about our mercury?

got dammit…i bent the gutters

hey honey i found the keys… now where did we park the car?

hey doc, I think we should stick with the DeLorean.

You see wad had happend was

Listen Dad, I know ive made a lot of mistakes in my life but I SWEAR I thought I was in drive!

Home owner: I said i wanted you to PUT A drive trhu in my house…..
Construction worker: OOOOOHHHH…. oops…

I finally have room in the garage for that harley I’ve always wanted!

hey look i fixed the car but the roof might leak now

With High Gas Prices…Car Sales Are Through The Roof!

LUCY IM HOME

i knew the ladder could hold the weight, but i HOPED the roof would!

Are we there yet?

Ok dear, I wanna see the repo-man take it now!!….

Well I guess Santa Clause traded in his sleigh for a 93′ Taurus!

omg how is it staying up with out falling?

You might be a Redneck if you consider that a sunroof!

yeeeep I drank to much last night

Honey… what was that loud crash sound? I thought you were going to clean the gutters..

Honey, I figured out a way for Robbie to clean out the rain gutters if he wants to use the car tonight…

And this is why I hate fords!

Beautiful 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house with an upstairs garage.

We couldn’t sell our beloved ’93 Taurus, so we had to make room for it.

SHIT! I almost cleared the house that time!

“.. Dear God, are gas prices THAT high in Heaven…???? ..”

i didnt know that tauruses were powerful enough to blast through a house, especially the FORD ones.

“Living in New York, we needed to find a way around those $250,000 parking spaces… How do you like it?”

v6 skylight.

If you re-shingle your house and find a car, you might be a redneck.

Joe thought that his wife told him to install a roof Skylark, all he could afford though was a used Taurus.

Just another day at Robbie Knieval’s house.

you oughta see the other side!

you oughta see the hole on the other side!

To add insult to injury his wife chewed him out about crushing the gutters with the ladder too.

eeeehhh that’ll buff right out

I know that gas prices are through the roof……….but this is ridiculous!