This Just In: New on the Net

This week, my intern has been on vacation. So not only have I been tasked with fetching my own tea, I’ve also been processing event photos, which is about as fun as poking yourself in the eye with a fork. Anyway, here’s the news:

• After an uber-creepy sex video involving F1 boss Max Mosley surfaced, everyone thought he was done for. But not only did he survive a vote of confidence from the F1 teams back in June, he just won a lawsuit against the paper that broke the story. Wow. World Car Fans
• Since he’s turning 18, Nick Hogan is going to be is being transfered to adult jail. That means he can stop complaining about being lonely and start wishing he was just lonely. TMZ
• Even though the company saw sales rise last quarter—the gas crunch hasn’t been bad for everyone—Hyundai actually made less money. And nope, I don’t understand how that works either. Detroit News
• The Ferrari California is almost ready for its closeup. While the official debut isn’t set to take place until the Paris Motor Show in October, Michael Schumacher has signed off on the finished product, calling it, "surprisingly sporty and fun to drive under any kind of conditions." Motor Authority
• Last quarter, Ma Mopar lost 431 million bucks. And while that sounds like a lot of money, it’s just a drop in the bucket compared to the amazing amount of cash Ford hemorrhaged, but still, it’s not good news. Freep