Caption Contest!

front wheel drive + horsepower = dangerous

or

i knew i shouldn’t had used American built parts

or

do these pant make my butt look big??

Well at least I don’t have to squeeze to get in and out anymore!

Monocoque Cockup!

LOOK MA
No Hands

LOOK MA

No feet either

Look MA

No front clip

dont you hate it when sponsors stop funding part way through a build

…and for the very tall driver, Ferrari now offers increased leg room.

Alright who let Vin Diesel Drive?

Driver to Crew: “This is the second time, Damnit, this new two piece indy car aint working.”

Now how does that heel-toe thing work?

FORMULA 1, FLINSTONE STLYLE, YABADABADDOOO

FORMULA 1, FLINSTONE STYLE. YABADABADDOOOO

uh o better get maaco

Where are the pedals?

“I told them that I’m too big for this bloody thing!!!!”

Frits’ new career plans for high speed rickshaw services seem to have stalled.

my ass feels like it got Road rash to the fullest..

in the voice of the quicky mart character frome the simpsons “Holy Shit!!! I should have cut back on the slushy pops.”

in the voice of the quicky mart character frome the simpsons “Holy Shit!!!”

aww shucks i think i just pooted

What you get when Tic Tac (the 1 calorie mint) sponsors you: the minimalists approach.

What you get when Tic Tac sponsors you: the minimalists approach.

Front row seats weren’t good enough for him. He actually had to feel like he was in a race car.

“bedrock” style bitch! (flinstones)

Um..i dont think i’m doing this right..

front wheel drive

Why didn’t I purchase that smart car!?! Damit!

Does This Make My Butt Look Big?

wow, can’t believe THOSE are still there!!

Do I have something stuck to my back?

He’d been complaining all race that his car was a little loose in turn three…

the ricky booby of indy racing

Oh no I’m stuck, quick get me out the snakes are eating my feet!!!

Days of Thunder, more like Days of Wonder. I wonder what the hell happened to my car.

Ok, this is only funny Once!

shell + tic tac + fed ex =super strenght! Gotta try that mix my self!

THIS IS WHY CHINESE PPL DONT DRIVE INDY LOLLLLLLL

I suppose Dietrich did this one too huh?

A Serious Threatening Outcry To Those Who Hate FWD.

I bet his next car won’t have any vinyls on it. I wouldn’t put my face on it either.

Is this a new kind of CENTAURS? Wonder what they’ll call these. INDYTAURS?

must be a ford model lol jk for all you ford lovers!!!

so super glue and duct tape dont work on everything….

“David Copperfield tries Indy racing and learns too late that you saw the car in half AFTER the race.”

well crap someone beat me to the fred flinstone joke…

“I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time, well atleast a 1/4 car”

The new “Fred Flinstone” Racing league was off to a slow start.

Ferrari’s recent budget cuts had gone a step too far

I always new the Stid would finally meet his match

Finally some proof that the Stig is superhuman

“I was driving so fast I got a woody”

Did I do that?

OH…So herby can finish the race like this but i cant thats freakin stupid.

damn it the bubble gum fell off……

COME ON PUSH PUSHH!!!ALMOST THEREEE

AHHHH THAT WAS A STRONG FART!

This is why super heros don’t drive racecars.

I thought they said they fixed that?

Oh Cr@p, I know I’m getting fired now!!

Holy sh*%!!! I was half way to going back to using diapers and being put in a car seat, well ok, fine this will be the last time!

Holy sh*%!!! I was half way to going back to using diapers, a car seat, and

Holy sh*%!!! I was half way to going back to using diapers, a car seat, and

Holy sh*%!!! I was half way to going back to using diapers, a car seat, and

McClaren may cheat, but atleast they stay in one piece

Ricky Bobby- “I wake up in the mornin’ and piss excellence.”
Ferrari- “Yeah well we wake up in the mornin’ and shit… you.”

If only the gas pedel was there,I would have won.

i dont mean to steal a classic, and if its been said here, its been said.
but…
“Look, ma!! No hands!!”

Fred Flinstone’s race car. Foot powered

Awww Crap my momma’s gonna be mad about this.

I knew i shouldnt have sold that for crack! Damn Oprah!

WAIT A SECOND! These arn’t my lucky shoes

Sheesh! i knew i shouldent have ate those beans from our new sponsor,
it was soo tight in here i blew the nose off.

F1 goes Green

The all-new Ferrari-brand baby booster seat.

Where did my front end finish??

listed on ebay…..its a fixer-upper

well thats weird, it was just here a minute ago…..

“Mash the accelerator”, he said.

I break for…Oh s**t no brakes!

Holy c!!p….that’s going to leave a stain

Ferrari has great quality. I wonder if they’ll sue the driver?

super glue commerical gone wrong….”ok”, maybe its not for everything

Penzoil, unleash your horses. literally.

wen did indy start doing rick-shaw racing?

The IRL’s version of a “Hybrid Drive System.”

I knew the IRL was making restictions, but this is rediculous!

driver: “hmm.. i think there’s something missing…”

It’s gettin a little breazy in here…

and that was the last time Tony Stewart hired an Italian to design his car.

Well how the hell did Fred Flinstone do it

This is the last time I let Japan manufacture my parts

First Shell raises gas prices, now Fed Ex didn’t ship my bumper. I quit

Wait, these aren’t my braking shoes!

DAMN IT!! Can someone help me? The child lock is on…

IRL Flintsotnes Style!

apparently, tic-tacs dont work well as front end fasteners

Oh no they let that guy that wrecked the Enzo drive a Ferrari again?

so that explains that first person view on the video game.

“Steve knew it was to good to be true when he heard about the car on sale, half off.”

introducing for the 2009 Indy 500 the Ferrari Rickshaw

A severe case of restless leg syndrome (RLS). Don’t forget your meds.

Why does this look like my 5 yr old sons bed……..you guys threw wheels on my 5 yr old sons bed???????????

Ok, If I hear one Flintstone reference….everybodies Fired.

Hey, these aren’t my Braking shoes!

Whew, Good thing I wore my pants today, this could’ve been embarissing.

This is THE LAST time I buy a used car on eBay!!!

…and for the very tall driver, Ferrari now features infinite pedal adjustment!

hey its really bad

I would like to give the people one good advice

NEVER BUY A CAR AT KROYMAN IN THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!

SEE WHAT HAPPENED?

SHOULD BE ENOUGH WARNING FOR YOU ALL

“Dude! Where’s the rest of my car?”

Wow… Those magicians really can saw a car in half!

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have pit on Crenshaw and Slauson!!!!”

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have pit on Crenshaw and Slauson!!!!”

Man i should have stick to cab driver!

In the years between the Flintstones and Jetsons…

“I really shouldn’t have had baked beans for breaky this morning…but how was I to know what they meant when they said gas it…?!”

So this is what they meant when they said it had a small ding in the front end…thats it…no more ebay 99 cent bids for me!

“I DIDN’T DO IT!”

” I got the power of a 1 horse power “

okay so, to get out of this thing i just…take off the front clip?..

lol Adam’s comment for the win.

“Eee Gad! Ladies and Gents we are witnessing the birth of a new Ferrari!”

Hahahaha now I’m the new Herbie, but too bad its not a VW!!!

good thing i wore pants today

Thats the last time I let Ford motor company even TOUCH my car

”Wow i am still in one piece while my car is in pieces”

Ferrari Race Engineering at its finest
Engine: check
Rear Wheels: check
Driver: check
Front Half of Car: uh WTF!!!

“THAT JUST HAPPENED!”

DONT MISS OUT FOR A LIMITED TIME GET A INDY CAR AT 50% OFF!!!

DONT MISS OUT FOR ONE TIME ONLY GET A INDY CAR 50% OFF!

“Flinstones Indycar”

“I swear my steering wheel was right here a minute ago…”

Due to the struggling economy, Ferrari had to make some budget cuts. Thus, the new “compact” model.

Ferrari’s twist on the age old ‘rickshaw’. Still working on the weight distribution.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Rear Wheel Drive, great for Raceing!

Front Wheel Drive?, “Not So Much.”

“They just don’t make them the way they use to.”

Tell me doctor, will he be able to walk again?
Yes, but only when assisted by this massive, overpowered wheelchair…

Reducing emissions, one step at a time.

Crew chief to (Idiot) Driver, ” Tony, you alright?”
(Idiot) Driver to Crew, ” Ya, I think so… Do you guys think anybody saw that?”
Crew chief to Crew, ” Ummmm, he wants to know it anybody saw him.”
Crewmen to Chief, “Ya…. Tell him we’re on national television.”
Crew chief to (Idiot) Driver, ” That’s a negative, Tony.”
(Idiot)Driver to Crew chief, “Oh thank God! Hey, do you think you could get Honda on the phone… Tell them we’re gonna go ahead and accept they’re offer!”

Crew chief to (Idiot) Driver, ” Tony, you alright?”
(Idiot) Driver to Crew, ” Ya, I think so… Do you guys think anybody saw that?”
Crew chief to Crew, ” Ummmm, he wants to know it anybody saw that.”
Crewmen to Chief, “Ya…. Tell him we’re on national television.”
Crew chief to (Idiot) Driver, ” That’s a negative, Tony.”
(Idiot)Driver to Crew chief, “Oh thank God! Hey, do you think you could get Honda on the phone… Tell them we’re gonna go ahead and accept they’re offer!”

Noooo, now everyone will know I have girlie legs

Where do you put the quarters in dad?

Fred Flinstone was tryingso hard to beat Barney.. But a nail caused him to get a flat foot and spin out of control..

ohhh, thats why its so breezy

Hmmmm…this wasnt in the owners manual

Man, I left 2 sets of skidmarks back there

The eject button malfunctioned

Fred Flinstone tries F1

you werent kidding, reverse is a pain in the butt

maybe I shouldnt have slept with the mechanics wife

So this is wha J. Lo feels like

I told you I had explosive diarrhea!!

You know I cant drive with a wedgie

So thats what that button does

This is the best racecar bed ever

Ferrari has great quality. I wonder if they’ll sue the driver?

Damnit!!..:Note to self: Do. NOT. Pick. Fight. With. Wife. Before…Race…

Honda’s alternate to a new front wheel drive hybrid. (this one’s obviously the sport edition)

Good thing i didnt hit that bee

guys is this like the wonder woman jet where you cant see the front end

haha guys… very funny, whered you put the front of my car

if i cant drive it past the finish line ill just have to push it

DAMN, NOW I REMEMBER WHAT BOLTS HE SAID TO TIGHTEN UP!!!!!

Driver to himself, “Left foot brake.”
Driver to crew, “Hey fellas I think I got it…now?”

So this is what it feels like to drive Gran Turismo bumper cam style.

so all the wind at 200mph+ doesn’t destroy the car but i brake wind inside and the thing blows????

Driver: “Hey guys, do you have anything in a size 13? This size 12 aint big enough.

AHHH Steering wheel.

“Please keep all hands and feet inside the indy car at all times!”
…see this is what happens when you dont follow the rules.

“VTEC kicked in…”

Brand new Flinstones car, very aerodynamic but only 2 footpower

Oh crap, Im suck and I think, nope now Im sure I just shat my self.

“So this is what it feels like to be Fred Flinstone…dang stone age…”

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. Have a yaba-daba-doo time!

the rear wheels just couldn’t keep up with the front ones!

Meet the new age Fred Flinstone mobile

Cheap kit cars…you normally have extra parts, but they jipped me on this one

“I’M ON FIRE! I’M ON FIRE! HOLY JESUS! HOLY JEWISH GOD! STOP DROP AND ROLL! I’M ON FIRE!”

How to drift TRUE arab style!

“I think your shoes untied”

Speed racer Outtakes

Robots in disguise…

This is why you ”dont” hulk out when your braking into corner 4…Or corner 7…

I know im immature but do i really need this big of a car seat?

i think somethings wrong with the front spliter

Next time, I throw more than a towel Danica!

Dude, Where’s my car?

transformer….

I would like to congratulate Ferrari for making a car that DOESN’T catch on FIRE when it wrecks.

Talk about aerodynamics

He just wanted to (feel the road)

Thank god they stopped the race i cant feel my legs anymoor!

DUDE!!!…. where’s my car?

“…SI-GHHH…”

“…and well, he just never grew out of his “little Tikes” Plastic foot powered car…once he hit the big boy circuits, he just had to upgrade to follow regulations of course…but he was still going to have it his way…”

“…and well, he just never grew out of his “little Tikes” Plastic foot powered car…once he hit the big boy circuits, he just had to upgrade to follow regulations of course…but he was still goging to have it his way…”

Our new traction control system guarantees you’ll keep your ‘feet’ on the asphalt!

Middle Eastern influence on F1 racing?

Drivers idol was Fred Flintstone?

New ‘green’ Formula 1 cars! Out in 2011!

Wanna get away???

Driver: “Damn Chinese Manufacturing”!!!!!!!

Driver: “Damn Chinese Manufacturing!!!”

i blew my rod by tappin danicas rearend!

competition is so tight that they are now building the cars right around the drivers

haha pitcrew, very funny!

wow is this thing fast!

damn, i can’t wait for my silvia front clip, JDM BABY!!!

Now I can show off that great pedicure I got this morning.

Damn-it! I broke a nail!

Ummm, I think some clean undies are in order.

So that is what the RED button was for…

I knew I should have made that left hand turn at Albecerky.

Please remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop.

I asked for air conditioning and they give me 1/2 a car.

So that is how you get out!?!

i could have sworn lucious fox told me he installed the batmobile bike on my car too.

Lost the front half of the car, and I still need help getting out of it!

Remain seated please…

No mom…I have to use this bluetooth head piece…its the law…No i won’t get into any accidents…MOM please!!!

Let me think…heel toe…heel toe, Boy this trainer car is the best!

I scuffed my SHOE!!!

Just drove in from Indiannapolis…and boy are my legs tired!

Missed it…By THAT much…

I wish Danica would back off just a bit…

Do these shoes make me look like I lost the front of my Fat?

Lets see…The throttle was right THERE…Where’d it go…?

You say I should go 0 to 100 and back to 0 in 7 seconds! I don’t know but I can give it a try!

Huh….. So THATS what that bolt was for….

Hmmmm…. Now where did I put that Owner’s Manual

Thank god they stopped the race my legs are killin me!

This is what happens when your pitcrew finds a hacksaw and has had one to many drinks the night before the race.

uhhh…. uhhhh… im bringin her in to the pit boys i think thers a problem with the steerin. uhhh… uhhhh. almost there. uhhh…uhhhh..

I know they do everything to keep these cars light but this is rediculous!

“made in mexico? i thought this was an italian stalian, not a damn burrito.”

Frits “I wish Shell would donate a little more so we can get some new brakes, these shoes aren’t cutting it.”

Frits “I wish Shell would donate a little more so we can get some new brakes, these boots aren’t cutting it.”

This is what happens when your Ferrari doesn’t catch on fire.

Wow, they werent kidding when they said these new Formula cars have more leg room!

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten this shipped by FedEx, they most have dropped it…a few times

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They’re the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They’re a page right out of history.

Let’s ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.

Oh curses. My shoelace. It is undone.

haha i think travis should win this week

Nigel: Check out those skidmarks!!!
Emerson: Which ones? The black ones or the brown ones?!?!?!

I didn’t know cardomain covered the rickshaw 500.

screw horsepower manpower its the new thing

damn’t we told you not to fart in the car.

they were right this front wheel drive does get up and go.

after the divorce, frits wife wanted her share of the car.

“Oh thank god, my balls are still there”.

Lets see . . The toe bones’ connected to the ankle bone, the ankle bones’ connected to the leg bone, the . . .

Every kids dream booster seat

I don’t see how this gives me a leg-up on the competition

When you lose all of your “horse” power …

SHIT!!! One, two, HELL I’M GOOD BRING OUT THE BACK UP CAR!

Only Danica Patrick and her hot ass legs could drive that car

DAMN THIS TEAM NEEDS A BETTER SPONSER! THEY CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A COMPLETE CAR!

“Transverse FWD..never again.”

MOM LOOK! That Transformer is HAVING A BABY!

I can’t believe this! i just bought this $260 Racing 5 Point safety harness… and with a little bump up like this.. IT CAME UNDONE!

al least you can keep the engine and sell the rest in ebay lol

I was told to floor it coming out of turn 4, I guess I took that too literally.

his sponsor bridgestone: “are those goodyear Adidas”

huh? i could of sworn it was there when i left the pits?

Huh, must be made in America.

“This had better not end up a caption contest or I sware I’m a………….”

this is what happens when you ship your car with fedex

this is what happens when you ship your car with fedex

After the engine team went on strike, Kroymans attempt at a “Fred Flintstone” man powered car was EPIC FAIL after turn one.

Despite having a hefty sponsorship from shell, the Flintstone Team just couldn’t get it together…