Caption Contest!

“Okay, so here’s how it happened. I was driving my truck, minding my own, when this kid jumps in front of the truck and starts screaming! I slammed the breaks and he opened up the car, threw me out, and started driving like a maniac! What was I going to do? He must have been the one that drove into the craft store! Kids these days…what they won’t do to get back home in time to have dinner with their mother…”

Lol. Eric’s comment about people quoting “priceless” at the end of their caption………………………………..Priceless. lolololololololololol.

“Well, I accidentally dropped her corsage in the toilet, so I hijacked a UPS truck and found her a sowing machine. Best prom present ever!”

Sorry officers my comments didn’t win on the last Cardomain caption contest, so I thought I’d make my own.

Yes Officer I can describe him, he is wearing a black tux and carrying a sewing machine…….no I’m not joking, turn the hell around.

Can yo momma sew, sew that

looks like someones not going to prom on time, but he got her a nice gift

Dude, is that your dad’s truck?…….. Got anymore of those swingers?

“Yes hun I’m sorry I hijacked a UPS truck to get here on time! Here let me make it up, I brought you a gift”

Dosen’t that look like Tom from Myspace?

people who are postin the captions that say priceless at the end are not funny so stop posting them

Sewing Machine….$15 with your Debit Master Card, UPS Truck Recently Crashed into a ditch …..$5,000 , getting caught by the cops for reckless driving …….. Priceless,

Oh………Thats Allstate’s Stand…. Are you in good hands?

Sewing Machine= $130.00
Tux= $90.00
Off roading a UPS truck before Prom= PRICELESS

Hey kid, wipe that smile off your face, because you just lost all that “cool factor” from joyriding in a UPS truck when you showed up to your prom dates house expecting her to wear a sowing machine instead of a corsage.

After an obviously fabricated excuse for not showing up at the alter and a really lame “I’m sorry” gift, Dan’s fiance decided to call off the wedding.

heres what happen, tha dude with tha tux was gettin some pussy and then a ups truck crash then tha cops and he tha dude with tha tux had a sewing machine was holding it cause he just got some pussy (hint tha smile)

He’s lucky. He’s taking a ’singer’ to prom.

What can brown do for you?

Unfortunately that was our ride, but hey there’s alot of neat parting gifts in the back…..see!

Unfortunalty that was our ride, but hey there’s alot of neat parting gifts in the back…..see!

They ran out of Corsages so…. I got you a Singer.

At least Ed McMahon came in a limo.

“I was laughing so much at the truck driver – you could say I was in stiches”

That’s right Officer’s I had to swerve ’cause it’s not everyday you see a kid in a Tux sporting a… sewing machine.

Sewing Machine: $235
UPS Super Dilvery Service $80
Tuxedo: $400
Making sure your prom date has the perfect gift – Priceless

Headline:
“Seemingly slow-witted local boy quick enough to save sewing machine from runaway delivery truck”

“Now that UPS is taken care of, me and my precious sewing maching can take over the world

Threatening to ruin their on-time reputation will surprisingly yield the farthest you have ever seen a mail truck jump over a canal.

UPS’ Newest Commercial:

We make it our job to deliver wherever you are!

“We deliver, you smile…UPS”

Now See Maw I told you I needed a Corsage. you gave me this here sewing Macine. and i Just had to make acme istanta holes just to see if they would swallow a truck. Thanks ACME

Look here Momma, that nice man in the brown gave me this here contraption for not talking to the nice policemen! I just have to explain it to my fiance why I was late. Hope you like it.

hh, hhh, hhhh This is what happens when you dont let me sew your clothes… GRR

What can’t brown do for you?

Look! They gave me a sewing machine to go away!

The bank job… on a budget.

MacGiver perhaps, but this kid is certainly no James Bond.

A UPS Bank Truck might not be strong or safe enough for your money, but our Sewing Machines are. So spend your money towards something that DOES make sense!

Just call 1-800-GET-SEWD now!

The free sewing machine made it worth the price of the limo service.

So you need a crazy driving UPS driver,3 cops, a sewing maching and a prom date? Ok. No problum.

We deliver anything anywhere!

Mail order prom dates delivered right to your door step

I got all the boxes out and parked the truck. now what? Boss.
Hay?! I thought you said you didn’t drive? Oh no I said. I couldn’t drive. WEll! Looks like you can’t park eather! Your Fired!

costum tailored suits WE SHIP FedEx

I’m never listening to TomTom again

Cliff climbing UPS truck, police officers, and a serial killer with sewing machine…..Nuf said.

Ferris Bueller’s Prom

I swear the ground gave birth to a UPS truck in front of me

Once upon a time…

Can’t believe that guy bet me a sewing machine

….And this one time, back in Albuquerque I saw this huge brown trout just sittin, right there in the middle of a ditch…Thing was as big as a truck, and this kid in a suit was happy to find a sewin machine…

….And this one time, back in Albuquerque I saw this huge brown trout just sittin, right there in the middle of a ditch…Thing was as big as a truck, and this kid in a suit was happy to find a sewin machine…

HEY MA!!! i need you to sew up this rip on my pants! They ripped when i was offroading, trying to get away from the pigs!

looks lik sumone doesnt hav a date to prom

“Hi, i’m Walter Cronkite Jr., I’m here to inform America of it’s most secret, deadly killer…….The sewing machine.”

I STILL WANNA RACE THE BIG BROWN TRUCK TOO!!!

Cost of 911 call: $1
Removing UPS truck from ditch: $185
Stealing mom a mother’s day gift in front of cops: PRICELESS!!

(*PUNCH*) STANGE THING!

Well, I told the old bastard his truck wouldn’t float… guess I won the bet.

All of this and all I got was this lousy sewing machine

If your wife gets mad and throws a sewing machine at you… lock her in a browns ups truck and shove her over the hill

What cant Brown do for you?

Don’t F*** With My Sewing Machine!

This Is What Happens To You If You Mess With My Sewing Machine

Bobby, you usually bring a limo and a corsage!

Mom, I think you have enough time to box this up, now

This rather strange chain of events leaves us all wondering,wtf!?

The cops and the UPS driver are just normal people arguing about the carelessness of the driver. The news cameraman came to take a video about it coz of the racket they were making! The guy in the tux, he’s just taking the chance of advertising his home-made tuxedos and showing off his skills in making them.

If I had a nickle for everytime this happened

Although he felt bad about his date being run over by UPS, at least his sewing machine was delivered on time.

And so the Sewing Machine Maniac stikes again

Prom ticket for two… 30 dollars,tux rental.. 119 dollars, sewing machine off ebay 39.99, a camera to capture the moments… 99.99,… rescuing the UPS guy, your mom’s ebay package and arriving at prom on time….. PRICELESS

Why UPS drivers dont make lefts

This is what happens when UPS doesnt turn right

If only the pizza delivery boy was as determined

FED-EX and UPS merged to become FED-UPS

Donut Break!!

With this haircut you would scare UPS drivers too

the ups driver was going off roadin and forget hes in a delierly truck

The GPS said turn left here

I knew I shouldnt have taken the UPS drivers daughter to prom

Young 007’s prom started off a little akward

Neil Patrick Harris was here

Ask not what Brown can do for you. But what you can do for Brown

That UPS truck went downhill faster than Britney Spears career

The sewing machine bandit strikes again

And you laughed at me when I said someone might need me to sew new underwear

The newest Death Race casualty

Tux Rental: $100
Corsage: $20
Sewing Machine: $50
Not Looking as stupid as the UPS driver: Priceless

The Little UPS Truck That Could

The Little UPS Truck That Couldn’t

This is the story of the Little Ups Truck That Couldn’t

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can

I sewed this wig to my head and so can you with the all new WIG WEAVER 9000

UPS: Hanging On By A Thread

I swear I saw Neil Patrick Harris on a unicorn

I swear this guy had a sewing machine and he came out of nowhere

At least I dont look as stupid as the kid with the sewing machine.

I knew that UPS driver would find me…

I swear to drunk I’m not God, Officer

007 Agent: This is why I told the scientist not to send our newest secret weapon via the parcel service. “What can Brown do for you?” Accidentally blow up the world is not what the customers want to hear..

“Dad, could you take me to meet up with my prom date? She needs help with her dress.”
“SUre jUSt Let mE FiniSH thIS lASt beer”

prom night gone terribly wrong

UPS Guy:Ice cube from friday was tryin to steal more boxes so i drove into this lake becuz i know black people cant swim

UPS guy…that lil fucking kids hair made me crash i swear…explaining to the cops.. don’t arrest me, go take that sewing machine away from that kid and put a damn comb in his hand thats just wrong!!!!

The new 007 managed to get back the top secret laser disripter with the cost of a single UPS truck which he was targeted in after trying to “deliver the package”

Around 1:30 am last evening police say three high school students where “street racing” down main street after leaving Eastern Heights senior prom. A green honda civic then lost control slamming into the back of a UPS truck, the truck and the car then rolled into russel lake. No one was seriously injured and the teen was abel to retreave the engine swap he had done in his civic.

Should we arrest this man, nah he is white its ok but wat about that fag over there with the sewing machine, fuk yah

wow…Yeah….I really need to stop testing pharmaceuticals for that drug company….no matter how much they pay me to be a test subject… The side-affects are just too strange.

Here’s what happened. It looks like the guy is dressed for a funeral and the UPS guy was dropping off a casket. He then drove into the ditch and the kid stole the sewing machine. The cops were called to the scene deciding what to do with the stolen sewing machine.

And you thought Seinfeld’s “Newman” was the only UPS driver that had a run-in with a sewing machine. I bet this guy planted it. GUILTY!

The new and improved amphibious UPS vehicle. Showing our commitment by delivering your precious package to you, even in a flood! Gettin’ the job done.

“rain drops keep falling on my head, on my head”

“See officer I saw this kid on the side of the road and decided to stop and the kid told me he was late for prom and his car broke down a block from here. So I decided to take him there and we started talking and I got lost in his eyes and ran off the road.”

yet another reason why mail order brides are so unreliable

Is that a ferrat on his head or what?

So I got this Singer ™ from my girlfriend…She sent it via UPS (R) and promised to go to prom with me. I used my MasterCard (C)to send flowers to her. She loved them…
No I don’t know what Brown could do for the river…

A younger James Bond fends off a UPS truck driver bent on global domination using only an MI-6 standard issue sewing machine. Times were tough back then.

You can tell the economy is going bad, when the tow truck industry sends a kid our with a sewing machine to get a UPS truck out of a ditch.

sorry my limo fell down your slope
the corsagee was completley destroyed

You see officer, when my van fell off the bridge and into the river, this man here threw me a thread and saved me and my van!

If this is what you see in the morning when you answer the knock of the UPS guy at your door, then you had WAYYYY too much tequila the night before.

the names bond. james bond. nobody messes with my marchine.

“so um…yea..awkward….”

Seeeeeew, I was driving along to the church to get married and thought, what the heck am I doing? I dont want to get married, so without thinking, I pulled a u-eee. Unforturnately for the ups driver, he ended up in the ditch, but at least I have the rest of my life to look forward too

Magyver In His Highschool Years

That’s not a UPS truck, its a police-escorted catering van.
delivering to one of the most famous clothing designers!

The new age mcgyver…he is going to use that smile with the tux to scare the cops away, then attach the sewing machine to the ups truck and bring it up, then use his shoe to end the driver’s life, and finally he can pick up his prom date

Officer! I was swerving to miss some D-bag.. Oh look look look!there he is again holding that damn sewing machine!

good thing the sewing machine got dropped off before the UPS truck did

people who laugh an make fun of other peoples misfortune will only to have a misfortune for themselves and hopefully theyll realize it aint funny. you people need to get lives especially CarDomain for posting this stupid ass blog shit.

This is Criss Angel’s old high school photo. On the way to prom he pulled this UPS truck out the ditch using a sewing machine.

They are filming a commercial for the new super winch that slightly resembles a sewing machine.

It was action hero dress up day at UPS. As you can see some of our employees took the role just a bit to seriously.

And here we see UPS’s latest attempt of a amphibious vehicle. Their new water to land serves has been temparily suspended….. But we did deliver on time!!!

The groom knew it was not right to take pleasure in another person’s misery but he knew glueing the sewing machine to his hand was not as dumbass move as the UPS guy.

There’s no place on earth we won’t deliver, no matter where you live we’ll get it to you, ON TIME! Thanks UPS! Small but gets the job done and GOOD BYE VIRGINITY!!!

“Haha, yea dude, she wouldnt go to prom with me, she told me to get hemmed, so i cut her dads brake lines!”

What can brown do for your river?

Heh, Heh, “SCORE”

So, i went towards the ups guy to pick up my moms sewing machine he was going to drop off, because my tux needed some alterations done to it and we didn’t have a sewing machine. Then the next thing i notice was the ups truck was rolling backwards and stopped with the back of the truck in the lake. The ups guy had no clue what happended until he turned around. Then the cops showed up and asked some questions to the Driver of the ups Truck. The only good thing is i got the sewing machine and i am very happy.

I can’t figure out the ride url thing? sorry.

I’m here to save the day with my new invention! The portable “Singer Winch”

I told you I’ll get it mom

hey its Niko Bellic from gta4

Who Says Drinking and Driving Doesn’t Pay Off!!

Dr. Evil’s son Scott shows off his new secret weapon ready to be installed in this illegally parked UPS truck.

Atleast He delivered My sewing machine on time

1)UPS: “We deliver sewing machines everywhere. No matter what!”
2)UPS: “Sorry i’m late, but here’s your sewing machine!”

This is what happened to George when his girlfriend Janome went down on him while driving her to prom…his explanation was simply, “I seeeeeew wasnt expecting it…”

“Dad, I’d like you to meet my date for prom tonight, Janome. Oh and can I borrow your car…I cant quite remember where I left mine after last night’s party…”

They better had delivered my shit on time

1) How to KEEP your virginity after the prom.

2) The first submission to MTV’s latest show idea: “Pimp My Prom”

3) “Dude! I got her a sweet gift, I got my dad’s ride AND I got a police escort! I’m gettin’ some tonight for sure! Dude! You gotta take a picture!”

THE DRAMA COULD BE REAL BUT IT WONT SAVE YOU ANY MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE. HAVE YOU CALLED GEICO YET? SAVE 15 PERCENT OR MORE BY SEWING YOUR OWN TUX!

THE DRAMA COULD BE REAL BUT IT WONT SAVE YOU ANY MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE. HAVE YOU CALLED GEICO YET? SAVE 15 PERCENT OR MORE BY SEWING YOUR OWN TUX!

i’m trying to make a funny out of this situation along with trying to make sense of it but that sewing machine just throws me off…even if he was walking by, saw the “truck” in the ditch and wanted to take a picture…why the hell does he have a sewing machine with him?!?! lolol

i guess my caption would be as follows…

“Dude, there’s a UPS truck in a ditch behind you!!…I know I’m taking your sister to prom, but quit being an ass and just take the damn picture.”

i’m trying to make a funny out of this situation along with trying to make sense of it but that sewing machine just throws me off…even if he was walking by, saw the “truck” in the ditch and wanted to take a picture…why the hell does he have a sewing machine with him?!?! lolol

i guess my caption would be as follows…

“Dude, there’s a UPS truck in a ditch behind you!!…I know I’m taking your sister to prom, but quit being an ass and just take the damn picture.”

He got hit by the UPS truck and now he’s sewing.

“Not only do I get to roll up to prom in style, I got free gifts out of the back also. Score!”

My prom date got hit by the UPS Truck and all I got was this lousy sewing machine.

i just love the fact that he thinks that hair goes with a tux!

This is what happens when you take grandma to prom she runs the UPS truck off the road then makes you pose with her best friend.

I got cold feet at my wedding, and while I was running away from the church I ran in front of a UPS truck. I fell and hit my head, then it all made sense to me. Im so damn ugly Im not going to find another wife, so I better find her a present to win back her heart. Here I am with the sewing machine from the back of the UPS truck, making my way back to the church.

ok wait my daughter has the good one.. this guy was triing to be an ICE road trucker, but lost it and dropped the important machinery….

ok last one…
grandpas hair peice $500 bucks,
tux $200
prom ticket $100
posing with a goofy ass sewing machine in front of the UPS truck,KNOWING it will make cardoam AND youtube..
priceless
cheesy smile ’cause you KNOW your not gettin “any” AFTER prom.. FREE.

The store was out of prom corsages….so I beat up the UPS girl, and got you this nifty sewing machine instead. Hey, can you do a quick alteration on my cuffs before we head out to the school gym?

is that a TRAILER behind the UPS van??

GREAT!! grandpa gets to put his work truck in the river ,and all I get is this damn sewing machine!

“”"At least i can fix her dress after the after party*** :O

Man those are about the laziest f***’n cops ever! this white boy steeling s*** from the ups truck while its about to roll down the hill! and the brown guy must not be sober at all so why aren’t they giving him a breathalyzer!?!?!?!??!?

the most random shit ever.

The S7000 SINGER Winch offers power in a compact package that is an affordable option for Jeeps, Trucks, and sport Utility vehicles. Watch as I pull this UPS truck out of it’s predicament.

Well that about sews this one up!

UPS guy (brown clothes talking to cops): ” I dunno what happend officer, a wedding dressed guy with a sewing machine came outa no where”

Officer: “UHHH HUH riiiight”

UPS: One delivery at a time.

This is what happens when UPS looses your wedding gift the day of the wedding. You just have to take it into your own hands.

Rented tux:$75
New sewing machine:$250
Damage done to UPS truck:$3,000
Achieving your life long dream of taking the strangest photo on the internet:PRICELESS

The sewing machine wont even know what hit em.

After saving a UPS driver before their wedding, the happy couple poses for a picture.

Unfortuneatly, the gifts were destroyed in the crash. All but one. NOW FIX MY TUX!

“Hey, look! I’m magnetized!”

This photo of MacGyver’s son was taken right before he asked the cops for a roll of duct tape, four paper clips, and five minutes to get that UPS truck out of the river. Using only the power of the sewing machine, he was able to complete the task and still make it to his wedding on time. Thanks to his timely rescue, Brown was able to make his deliveries. Daddy would be proud.

“They told me the fiance had some freaky voodoo..I’ll just do the sewing myself.” She must’ve pinpricked the ups driver with the voodoo doll before he could deliver the sewing machine. Voodoo love baby.Who got the voodoo, you do? I do, we all do..

“Well my ride broke down, but it wasn’t a total loss…”

While the cops weren’t looking Tim scored the best wedding present he could find.

“Did YOUR prom ride come with a free complimentary sewing machine? I think not. Don’t judge me.”

One of these things doesn’t belong in this picture.
Can you guess which one it is?

Jimmy! JIMMY!!!!
Call those Monty Python guys, I’ve got an idea for one of those hilarious little transitional cartoons they use!

I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!

don’t worry,sir. I’ll have this stitched up in no time….

Fogetting to buy a present for his prom date. Jeff deiced to use UPS’s new 5minute deliveery service. After signing a health insurance disclaimer Jeff recieved his goods just in the nick of time before being arrested for handling stolen goods.

While the cops weren’t lookng, Todd decided to show off his stolen goods from the UPS van.

HAHAHA, wow this picture makes zero sense.
like, how did ANY of that happen.