“Okay, so here’s how it happened. I was driving my truck, minding my own, when this kid jumps in front of the truck and starts screaming! I slammed the breaks and he opened up the car, threw me out, and started driving like a maniac! What was I going to do? He must have been the one that drove into the craft store! Kids these days…what they won’t do to get back home in time to have dinner with their mother…”

Lol. Eric’s comment about people quoting “priceless” at the end of their caption………………………………..Priceless. lolololololololololol.

“Well, I accidentally dropped her corsage in the toilet, so I hijacked a UPS truck and found her a sowing machine. Best prom present ever!”

Sorry officers my comments didn’t win on the last Cardomain caption contest, so I thought I’d make my own.

Yes Officer I can describe him, he is wearing a black tux and carrying a sewing machine…….no I’m not joking, turn the hell around.

Can yo momma sew, sew that

looks like someones not going to prom on time, but he got her a nice gift

Dude, is that your dad’s truck?…….. Got anymore of those swingers?

“Yes hun I’m sorry I hijacked a UPS truck to get here on time! Here let me make it up, I brought you a gift”

Dosen’t that look like Tom from Myspace?