Caption Contest!

Look away kids, they’re exchanging engine fluids.

people, thats not a dumpster.
It’s a european car carrier.

Lift Laws Suck

Ah yes the alternative to AAA ..

“Attention: To the owner of an grey BMW sedan, your car is in a dumpster”

Man I knew i shouldn’t have parked infront of that dumpster!

Umm maybe they don’t have any tow trucks lol

redneck repo man

I warned her about cheating. Now its serious! No more Mr. Nice guy.

What happens when you realize BMW really does mean Big Money Wasted.

It’s funny how a car being “the shit” translates in other countries…

Those crazy woman drivers!!!!

Ooo!! So this is what they get for following to close!!

The Czars of Hazzard???

ahhhhh, oops

Off to Gas

Off to West Coast……Where’s Xibit when ya need him.

cross state vehicular transportation services. cheap cheap cheap!

**Not responsible for any damages.

and I thought american tow truck drivers were rough!

Sunday Sunday Sunday плохая задница VS. the BMW

BE THERE!

First 5 get a free shot of smirnoff!

I meant to do that .

let the pimping begin

“In Soviet Russia, dump takes you.”

My page isn’t complete yet, so I can’t link it. Sorry.

Trata-se de um VW-Santana – Carro típico do Brasil !

the dump truck drivers job is to pick up porto potties and that car is a piece of crap

If it’s not Scottish, It’s CRAP!!!!
We’ve got a B’mer down, I say a B’mer down….

Euro trash

for when slashing their tires doesn’t work. take it to the next level.

enterprise we’ll pick you up

A young Steve McQueen putting a jump start on his career!

this is the result of miscommunication when one said they had a “junker”

now what had happin was

devorce sucks

How to save gas by hitching a ride with a dump truck.

How to save gas by hitching a ride with a dump truck.

Dude….wheres my car?!

hes angry at his bf for cheating on him…this just goes to show that you do not piss off members of the local trash collecting agency

He was thinking Arby’s

Oh no, you did NOT honk your horn at me…

No Parking means No Parking!

UPDATE!!! New mods…
Check out my new custom fitted orange dump truck hood ornament.
That’s me installing it on my car. I did it myself.

Guy in sweat pants stops to admire my new hood ornament.

THE CITY’S NEW PLAN FOR PARKING SOLUTIONS….

Were AAA, we are always there for you when you need us.

Waste Management, please pimp my ride !

I’m so Hungry I could Eat Uhh….wait I just did! what? EXAAAAAACTLY

ALLSTATE INSURANCE, are you in good hands…

hey,..THATS MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shouldn’t this be a ford?

I SAID A 10 SECOND CAR, NOT A 10 MINUTE CAR

red neck hydrolic lift. “who needs jacks when we can lift it with the dump truck?”

when this car broke down the guy couldnt find a tow truck so he got the next best thing…

u mne yest piece of crap Rooski machina…..

One luxury car, two fifths of vodka, and three miles of bumper cars…well…i lost…i landed in the dump truck!

When you win a car in the Russian Lottery, they are kind enough to deliver it right to your door.

That Russian immigrant Niko Bellic (GTA4) thought this dumpster had a ramp to but damn he was wrong

Hobo Parking Structure

Communist Tow Truck

did anybody order the piece o’ shit car??

Wow! There really serious about parking tickets in Europe!!!

tow truck drivers went on strike?

mommy where do piece of shit cars come from?…….ewww

wtf how did this get in the quarry?

i cant think of anything. who gives a crap.

this is when u know james bond is gettin old

In Soviet Russia, truck dump you!

In Russia they have a “three strikes your out law” on parking tickets.

Time to take out the trash!

OWNED to the MAX!!!

Corona, drink responsibly.

this is one of those times when you thank god for the oh shit handle

george look out for that…..!!!!

I should probably have read the TOM TOM instructions. You think?

Are we there yet?

To the bat cave……

Roadside Quick Lift Tire Service, “Now where did I leave that tire Iron”

“Holy CRAP! That truck came out of nowhere!”

“No you fool!!! I said I want to put some dumps in my car as in hydrolics!! not dump my car you idoit!!!!”

Now I’ve seen the Transporter movies and how Jason Statham drives his car so well in these small alleyways and parking complex around here, but I never expected him to crash his car into the bed of my tipper. I hope they got this on film.

gotta move that hunk of junk some how.

i always said this car was trash but i never expected this coming

LOL A MERCEDES TRUCK AND A BMW HMM

LOL A MERCEDES TRUCK AND A BMW HMM

thats why bmw’s suck ass

he was to chep for a flatbed so he got a dumptruck~

pay-backs a bitch.

thanks for firing me boss. here’s ur BMW and work truck.

Hey Kids.. This is what Automotive Sex looks like.

The Germans have taken recycling to a whole new level!

Damn I knew I shouldn’t have gone with the cheapest towers in the phone book!

the names bond james bond

the real Russian missiles left over from the cold war…

Euro thrash

My friends always told me my car was trash, but I never thought Id have to watch were i park on garbage day!

Xzibit heard this guy liked cars, so he put a car in his car so he can drive while he drives.

believe it or not, this car is actually coming BACK from the shop

Overhaulin’ takes it to yet another extreme.

join are tow trucking team, we have a great way of loading are cars in, you will feel comfortable with us towing your car away i mean come on we have half of your car hanging out, we put 2 and 2 together and we decided instead of hauling sand,gravel and trash in our so called dump trucks, we decided to haul cars so if you ever need a tow were one call away 1-800-besttowingintheworld, and we dont accept your triple a memberships we were talking to them to accept us to but they just laughed and said we have way to much time, and yes we doooo!!!!!

“honey did you fix the car yet?” “No but i did take out the trash”

I AM GETTING PAID 6.00 AN HOUR TO HUAL THIS!!!!! CAN’T IT AT LEAST BE A FORD OR A HONDA?????

No not that piece of junk. I was talking about that Ford behind it.

Paul Walker and Tyrese wannabes recreating the car jumping onto the boat scene of 2 fast 2 furious…bro

Bad Stunt Man Maybe??????

HEY! Thats how we do it back home, take out the trash literally.

BMW stunt team driver down in the dumps

Nick Hogan finally gets work relaese as a vallet parking attendant.

I called AAA and look what they sent me…. ;P

the fast and the furious 4:the golden years

Who says tuners have the largest spoilers…can you say downforce!!

now this is curbside service at its best

Why do I have Adam Sandler playing in my head right now?
“Piece of shit car, I got a piece of shit car…”

so thats how BMW repos their cars

so thats how BMW repos their cars

Right place for the right car.

Taking a dump has never been so easy.

“NEW! from Eastern Block Gangsters inc., The Urban Luxury cruiser Gotti Edition, now with Dingy option! Perfect for the aspiring Al Capone’s, making collections, and even racketeering! Get the respect you deserve, Drive an Urban Luxury Cruiser! (tax, title, bullet proof glass and body fluid proof trunk kit may cost extra)”

better get rid of this before anyone sees how i parked mums car

I Love my job

Aww Crap, this is not the tow truck

Are you sure you’re Triple A certified, ’cause that looks like gabarge truck to me.

Carl has a hard time working two jobs, In the Morning he is a Tow truck Driver, and In the Afternoon he Drives a Garbage Truck…
He Also NEVER wears a Watch…..

Yeah we can make this gone in 60 seconds, throw in another $50 it’ll be gone in 30.

Yeah, trash pick up is kinda slow so we’re helping out the tow guys.
It’s kinda the same thing.

damn it timmy i told u not to put the dumpster next to the car now its back to the donkey

“Honey did u fix the car yet” “no dear but i did take out the trash”

“In Soviet Russia, truck eats YOU!”
-Sorry, hadda say it!

i was kidding when i sadi it was a piece of junk. boss is so not gona believ this

push it , pull it, tow it , dump it at golf mill ford

This is what happens when you mix Hypnotic and Patron before hitting the club and end up giving your keys to a homeless guy instead of the Valet parker

Nom nom nom!

I don’t think this is covered under the rules of the “Push ,pull ,or drag sale”

The new repo-guy Gunther doesn’t need a fancy western flat-bed tow truck.

Tere is something suspicious about that pink building in the distance.

“Eurotrash”

New York is planning on addopting the same parking violation plan.

hey…what can i say, this was cheaper than a real tow truck. the thing is i haven’t figured out how to get the cars down yet.

Quality BMW Service right there!

BMW stands for Buy My Waste.

Ooohh… That’s what BMW stands for: “Bring More Waste” ….

LOL at the rhino birth!!!

A classic mob hit gone wrong..”When I said put the body in the dumpster, I did not mean the car.”

not really a caption contest entry, but for some reason, this pic reminds me of the rhino birth scene from ace ventura 2.