Caption Contest: This Week’s Winner!

This time last week, I was picking winners from the lobby of a motel about an hour outside Milwaukee, and the internet connection was completely jacked. It was so slow, I thought I was going to lose my mind. But enough about that unpleasantness, let’s talk Caption Contest. This week’s first runner-up is XTZTwinTurbo, who came up with; Cross-state vehicular transportation services. Cheap cheap cheap! **Not responsible for any damages." Our next runner-up is Marcus, who submitted; "Carl has a hard time working two jobs. In the morning he’s a tow truck driver, and in the afternoon, he drives a garbage truck. He also never wears a watch…" But J2ThaDizee made the editorial staff laugh so hard, we seriously thought we were going to be sick. "In Soviet Russia, dump takes you," is one of the funniest things we’ve heard in a while. Tune in tomorrow for the next installment of our insanely popular Caption Contest!