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Yea, straitaways we’re doing ok……but cornering can be a bitch!

Well If someone put some labels in here we wouldn’t have this problem

Opps… I take it that red button was not for Nitrous

… O God…

Well your resume said you delivered bricks to the Great Wall of china, now I’m finding that very hard to believe.

Aww Man, If I had a brick for everytime this crap happened……

On the Road of Life there are Drivers and there are Passengers……Then there’s this friggin’ showoff.

Look dont tell me what My truck can handle! There is barely enough in there for good traction, thats why I drive the truck and you load it!

Werent we supposed to shoot Ol Yellar?

The good news is we just saved a lot of money on our car insurance by switching to Geico. The bad news is uhhh…..

What are we gonna tell mom!!!

Shortly after jumping down from the truck, the driver bopped his boss on the head and said, “You should’ve bought a V8.”

Sorry boss I thought you were saying, “DROP,DROP,DROP”!!!!

Don’t load a 2 ton truck with 40 tons of $h!t… i mean Bricks

I guess now you belive me when I say, “I CANT DRIVE A DAMN 5-SPEED!!!

When you see it, you’ll shi…, oh hell, the truck beat me to it.

The town soon learned that hiring out the cobblestone road job to the lowest bidder wasnt the best idea.

“you know man…we should have just used the underground tunnel to smuggle these bricks across the border like we planned to in the first place. But no, you wanted to be lazy.”

damn…..back to the bricks

“Looks good Bobby-O, I’m runnin’ to starbuck’s, you want anything?”

now look wot you’ve done you brick the boss is gonna be well paved off with you

Today a Man from Northern Iowa (Greg Anderson) does was most would think of as impossible. Man accomplishes to run a 9.01 quarter mile time at the Cedar Falls Raceway. “I’t really was amazing… 95 tons of bricks in the back and hanging half way out the door? Thats some impressive clutch work.” Although it was very impressive to most it will end up costing the track 2.3 million dollars in repairs to fix the track and will not be open untill next spring.

Hey Boss get me down from here im shittin bricks man!

The town soon learned that hiring out the cobblestone road job to the lowest bidder wasnt the best idea.

you got it all wrong boss, its supposed to do this

“this is what happens when you drink on the job and mix it with red bull.”

I think we’re now going to have to build your house with wood Timmy.

Pepe was a rolling stone, where ever he dropped his bricks was his home!

anyone need some bricks…………..no but i need a ladder to get down from here.

yes paco… keep pulling forward. yes… we’re definitely screwed. Go ahead and call your old lady, you WILL be late for dinner tonight.

Who needs hydralics when you have bricks in your trunk.

Who says you need a funny car to be funny, and I’m doing a wheelie.

If a brick came thru your windsheild you were driving to close…it says so on the bumper sticker.

told you i could make this thing pop a wheelie

hydraulics + dump truck + bricks = epic

hydraulics + dump truck + bricks = epic

Hey, don’t look at me like that. This is how this truck unloads bricks. Now start moving them.

I thought i told you to let out on the clutch slowly but NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! You didn’t and now your blew your big ass load all over the darn road! Nice goin elmer fudd

The driver of this dump truck is dumber than a load of bricks.

This stupid truck took a dump again!

This stupid truck took a dump again!

well….its better the truck, than me.

“You said 4987 ?!?”
“No man! 4978! It can handle exactly 4978 bricks, not a single more!”

they say a Picture is worth a Thousand words. but i’ll be damned if I know Which thousand describes this

Pedro Put that Magazine away u Blew ur Load All Over The Road!!

Pedro Put that Magazine away u Blew ur Load All Over The Road!!

Did u HAVE to Blow ur Load Here!!!

Did iiiiiii Do THaaat!

This driver literally Sh*t a ton of bricks.

duck,no gecko, nah i think i need the caveman for this one.

when doses the aflack duck come out?

Wow, didn’t see that coming.

I told you more Torque, less brick to pop wheelie..now look!

Yeah, you watch to much Fast and Furious, you didn’t even make it to train tracks.

On the road of life there are Drivers and there are passengers…..What the Hell is this??????

So, when you said, “don’t push the red button”, you meant don’t push the red button?

And you said I was the short one…

How’s the air down there?

Ever pull over because you had to dump so bad

The dumptruck is shitting bricks!

Stoner 1 “Hey esse, hows my wheelie?”
Stoner 2 ” I dont think your pulling a wheelie”
Stoner 1 ” I gotta lay off the pipe man”

*bonk* Shoulda had a v-8!

Jenga world record holder

This…is….Jengaaaaa!!!

this will be perfect for the wheelie competition

Wheres That 3rd lil piggy.!!!

Wheres that 3rd lil piggy!!!

nice job jose, you almost hit me with those bricks. get outta there and let me drive!!

nice dump now i wanna see you wipe

“Come on up. Like I promised, I get to dump the load and you get to drive home.”

Kinda funny to me. I actually had this happen to me when i was driving dump trucks. Except mine stood straight up.

DO U THINK THIS WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MONSTER TRUCK SHOW OFF???

Mutters Biff Tannen, “Now theres something I hate even more than manure…”

Dude! Did you see that!

You wanted the load here right?

“Thanks for picking me up bro. I’m quitting as of right now.”

In the words of Steve Urkel, “Did I do that?”

“have a good afternoon. see ya tomoro boss”

Mexican wheelie

I think the truck just shit a brick

count the adjustables, these will only add a few tonnes but youll have better tracktion out of the holeshot!

Did you hear something?

“Shit my bricks”

(guy talking to guy in truck)”i think cleaning up the bricks will be the easy part, your like 3 feet tall i dont know how your getting down. Try landing on that big midget butt of that you guys have”

(Guy in the truck talking to guy standing behind it with a Mexican accent)”Hey i’m only 3 feet tall…can i get a piggyback ride down”

“See Juan, I can do the same thing as your friends in their low riders but I don’t need all that fancy equipment…”

All I said to you was, “Drop the load by raising the back” Not once did I tell you to raise the front in the process for a quick oil change!

What? I needed to change some fluids, but I left my jack at home.

Load of bricks: $1000
Renting a truck for the day: $250
Gas for truck: $100
Realizing that you really are that damn stupid: Priceless!

You can’t buy common sense, but for everything else, use Mastercard.

DROP IT LIKE ITS HOTTT!

“…hey, are you alright, do you need a hand?”
“No no, I’m ok, this happens all the time…!”

Road Block

“I had to open the door, it so stinky up ‘er”

Testosterone injection experiment goes horribly wrong…

“Here he comes!… Superman save me!”

A few bricks shy of a full load…

ITS A DODGE,,,, DODGES DO THAT, DUH !!!!!!!!!

Dam E Lax always works at the wrong time

Need a lift?

Sign above door reads:
PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP AS YOU EXIT THE VEHICLE

Stupid dump bed

“UH OHHH….”

“Um… Is this where you want them?”

You could have just used a jack to change your flat.

“well if they fell out going foward, shouldn’t they go back in if I put it in reverse?.. gonna try it”…

He Gonna GET IT!!

You want them here? you pay now.

Thats your problem!

hey man u wanted a yellow brick road but all i found was these red bricks

hey man u wanted a yellow brick road but all i found was these red bricks

dude my geo is under those bricks!!!

dude my geo is under those bricks!!!!!

so heavy in the trunk make the truck pop a wheelie

Hey man! This is the wrong Color brick!!

Chew it over with a Twix

Put it on my Tab

” I’LL HUFF AND I’LL PUFF, AND I’LL BLOW YOUR TRUCK OVER!”

This is why you don’t mix Viagra and Heavy Equipment

This is why you don’t mix Viagra and Heavy Equipment

Oh Shit!!!…………..Bricks!!!

“We don’t need no education… HEY!!! TEACHER!!! Leave us kids alone!!!!”

wow i should have went to the track for this(race track)

thats a wheelie heavy load

sorry man. union break. be back in 15 min. good luck with it.

sorry man. union break. be back in 15 min. good luck with it.

“Help me…I am afraid of heights!!”

ITS IN 4 wheel drive the back 4 ya dummy

hay whats the problum back there i can’t seem to backup anymore.

“theres another brick in the seat up here, i just laid it”

“When plain old ghetto hydraulics just aint enough”

“you own me $100, told you i could do a wheelie with a dump truck”

FAILED!!!

I always wondered how they jacked up big dump trucks

why did you load 2670 bricks cant you read …!? its written on the back of the truck 2669 only …..

Hey! Need’s some help?

HA HA!!! The guy behind me wrote funny comment! lol

This is Russian truck called “Zil” That’s why that happend!

CHEVROLET COMMERCIAL

Are you beginning to feel like your truck isn’t like a rock.

This truck just took a dump…..literaly.

“It’s supposed to be a YELLOW BRICK ROAD, you idiot!!!!”

“There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home….there’s no pl…oh, forget it!!!”

This is what happens when transformers shit bricks.

“Brick’s gonna hit the fan now!!”

“Oh Oh…better get MACO”

He go erect and couldn’t hold his load… lol

take a load off man. take a load for free. take a load off man and then… wait no not!! {crash} shit…. stupid ipod

All the new employees at Blue Truck Brick Co. had spend their first day riding with Bruno, learning what NOT to do.

you guys are all wrong-

they anre gonna build a ramp out of all the bricks around the truck so that way they can take their knock off dodge tomahawk off of some sweet jumps

you guys are all wrong-

they anre gonna build a ramp out of all the bricks around the truck so that way they can take their knock off dodge tomahawk off of some sweet jumps

Payload: Not enough…

This is were we need the easy button!!

Wanna get away!?!?!

All I can tell you is I was on my way to deliver these bricks to somebody who calls himself the third pig and out of no where comes this wolf and he huffs, puffs, and almost blew the truck over.

Its THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA NAPPERS……….GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Oh snap!!!!!!!!! Its the new Chinese hydraulics

“.. You dumbass..!! What part of DON’T PUSH THE RED BUTTON you didn’t get..??? ..”

I knew something was gonna go wrong today……………………….

I’m sorry officer i didn’t know i couldn’t do that!

PTO…..What’s a PTO O O OOO SNAP!!!!!!!

Who says you need hydraulics ?

hey dad lets try to pop a wheelE in dis b*tch

Where’s the Viagra?

Sometimes everyone just needs to sit back and take a load off…just not literally.

“Dude, Dr. Dre is gonna sh!t a brick when he sees us hitting switches!”

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Shit a brick”!

“Shit! I think i dropped something.”

Hey have your fat wife hop in and lets get out of here!!!

This aint like hauling a dump full of crap back at the farm. The ol mack v8 came back down…

Who says you can’t pop a wheelie in a dump truck?

Price to hire driver and rent truck :$500
Price of a million bricks: $700
Crappy truck breaks and takes a literal shit: PRICELESS!

See this is what happens when you challenge me to a bounce competition i crush ya. Sorry bout your car dude!!!!

The driver was so scared about going down the steep hill even the truck shit a brick.

Driver :
Dont worry i stayed at a holliday inn express last night

What You doing??!!! I say park truck…Not dump truck….These bricks need be in my yard…..not street….

I guess this gives new meaning to “Shit a Brick”.

Now What?

How not to “slam” a truck.

Driver : It’s the only way i can get the read end to “hook up”

guy to driver “A LITTLE MORE… MORE…. MORE… MORE”
Driver to guy “Are u sure?”

Driver to his friend.. “This is how i get the ladies!”

when i said we were goin to build that house like dumping bricks i wasnt be literal

is that the easiest way to wheelie a truck? or is that just hydralics?

Can your lowrider do that? No? DIDN’T THING SO!!!!

Possibly the rednecks reply to hydraulics?

Damn, did I do that?

shitting bricks… the truck saw it.

Driver to witness: I think my supplier will sh*t a brick when he finds out!

i think im covered

they said this IS the heavy duty truck!!!!!!

The boss is gonna shit a brick when he find out about this.

its actually a still picture of his take of he needed a good wheel bar some guy sud jested piling op bricks

dont worry i call my mother in law and it will be down in no time.

at least you know that a tornado wont push the house over but my truck is screwed

what dont look at me. i didnt do it

wha… wha.. how the hell did those get there… i guess i feel asleep again

um… i think were going to be late

That truck got hit with a ton of bricks.

“Ohhh excuse me Mr. Driver Man, I so sorry! You say u looking for 469 Yuen Wu Ping St.??? This is 964 Ping Wu Yuen DR!!! Oh, My Dyslexia so very bad!!!”

This dudes a couple bricks short of a full load, if ya know what I mean…..

In Russia, Bricks carry Truck

Dang dude you crapped a ton!

And to think this was supposed to be the episode Wiley Coyote actually caught and finished off the Road Runner, so Long Acme Brick.

I got a quick air ride ram on the bed…watch this, I can make it bounce!

Now that we got the front up, lets change that tire…

What,… this? Hell, My brother dumped a car last week!…

So no one warned me about this …what you call it….load shifting…

Well I built the Wheelie bars out of brick, but there is an enormous amount of drag…

Thick as a brick….

i guess dump trucks really do take dumps

…damn it Pedro…

Hey buddy, you sure you wanted those here?

GVWR— not just a silly number on the door jamb.

I was delivering these to that guy living ‘down by the river’…

Yes I’m still trying that one…

Shipment for the Three Little Pigs?

I told you my truck could do a wheel stand! Now give me my 20 Bucks!!

and the question was…. “What has four wheels and flies?”

I’m telling ya Dude, these bricks will get you higher than anything you’re ever smoked.

Though a few bricks short of a full load,
Hector’s elevator does go to the top floor.

Jose….I mierda un ladrillo!!!!

(my spanish is scratchy, im still learning from the guys on the construction site, so if you speak fluent spanish, d

I told you to pull over because I had to take a dump!

In the next issue of Import Truckin’. How NOT to do a stand up wheelie, And a driver gives new meaning to “falling off the wagon” and “shitting bricks”.

GODZILLA!!!

“I told you NOT to push the red button. THIS is why you do not push the little red button.”

You know your wife needs to go on a diet when this happens after she gets out of the truck!

“Hey you in the tux.. can you build me a staircase with those bricks so I can get down?”

I made big red dump.

“And then I shit bricks…”