Caption Contest!

Yeah, Frank, you might want to take it up a notch, because at 35 m.p.h it’s just gonna hurt.

For the last time, I did not sleep with her. She was in my bed when we got home…..I don’t even know this GOLDILOCKS.

I swear, If I have to stomach another bowl of pouridge I’m gonna maul somebody…..to I-Hop, and step on it.

Step on it I got to get to work! The zoo opens at 9am!

Hey Boo Boo toss me the pic-a-nic basket (Yogi Bear)

Yeah, you might want to roll down your window too, because whewwwww..no more taco bell for me…

Doh! I think I swallowed a fly.

Hey Luigi look….no hands, I’m a freakin’ bear in a freakin’ cab. You can’t write this stuff.

Wow, this clown picked me up knowing good and well I don’t have any pockets…… ok, tuck and roll, tuck and roll.

Ok so Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah weren’t available for the sequel, lets work with what we got people…..

check out this bear grab ak 47 on my page ha-ha
“who stole my joney..!”

CAPTION: Theres the bear family going to Little Red Ridding Hood’s House and Papa bear likes to let it all hang out!

I’m gona get you fishes!!

Drive Bear shooting’

First she eats my porrigeand then sleeps in my bed! F*** that! I aint Bambi, wait till I find out where she lives!

drive this cab or i’ll eat you alive – ook ok

“Quick, get me out of here the beez are after me.!

Yes sir take me to the honey capital of the world! Say what oh dont worry about the cash. im waiting for the travelers checks to pass from my last meal.

Step 1: Lure a bear into your taxi.
Step 2: Ride around town while the bear enjoys the open window.
Step 3: Show off your new taxi bear to your friends and pedestrians.
Step 4: The bear gets tired of riding in your taxi and can’t get out.
Step 5: Attempt to escape from hungry, annoyed bear.
Step 6: Fail.

Step 1: Lure a bear into your taxi.
Step 2: Ride around town while the bear enjoys the open window.
Step 3: Show off your new taxi bear to your friends and pedestrians.
Step 3: The bear gets tired of riding in your taxi and can’t get out.
Step 4: Attempt to escape from hungry, annoyed bear.
Step 5: Fail.

My friend azamat he take a everything, my bear, my visa, my greencard…but it is no matter, I will find my sweet pah me lah

(borat)…

“Now I can see why dogs love this so much!” “It’s Amazing!”

Can’t this thing go any faster, I’m going to be late for my big scene in Dr. Dolittle 4.

Hey, you asked for it… YOU fed the bear… YOU deal with the consequences!

HEY GOOD LOOKING WE’LL BE BACK TO PICK YA UP LATER!! (That from an late 70′s early 80′s product called Mister Microphone if your too young to get the reference)

Is there any Honey back here ?????????????????????????????????????

local Samaritan rescues animal from traffic.

Hey, when I made those “prevent forrest fires” commercials, I didn’t know they’d included me!!!

Let’s see that freakin’ park ranger catch me now!!!

does a bear sh*t in the woods?

hey,boo-boo-somebody stole my pic-a-nic basket!!!!!

Driver to passenger “Baseball fan? How about those “Cubs”? haha

Wow, look at the level us Black people have to stoop to JUST to catch a cab….well it worked (but for how long)

http://www.autoblog.nl/archive/2008/08/25/beer-steelt-wieldop#post-16094
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more bear fun
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

driver to the bear cave

Mispelled^^^^^

The New Israeli Technique for car bombing…just a little more complicated :/

Isreal Car Bomb

hey sweetie i,ve been told im a real animal in the bed.

In an effort to halt random taxi robberies, some cabbies have turned to more creative forms of protection.

At press time, no passengers were available for comment…

The transporter 4: Transporter and a grizzly bear. Pitch this to Jason Statham. He’ll do anything.

Boris J. mik-kay-EEL-MEE-shah was a good-looking young Russian cabbie who traveled around the country in his yellow and black rig, with a single companion, his pet bear, named Chimp.

damn girl that ass fat!

Right turn Clyde

dude what did you eat???

This is the biggest bee hive Ive ever seen…. wait I think Im being taken for a ride here!

And Americans thought that they were the only ones that thought cab drivers stink.

Seeing-eye Bear!!!!

I wouldn’t have picked the bear up
but when it got in i mistook it for an armenian women

I’m gonna catch that blonde bitch, even if I do zoo time.

I know it’s in a Russian made car so I’m thinking the owner got him drunk and got himself drunk to be stupid enough to ride in a car with the ‘big dog’

Come up with a caption for the picture ? ALLRIGTH!!
OH thats’ Oh Papa Bear Takeing a Taxi Back in to the City. Haha

The Claw-by!

The new way to do a drive-by

The new way to do a drive-by.

had a few too many at the bar

Bob didn’t realize how hard it was to find an occupational Bear veterinarian in this town.

“Thats it…That it….Just ez up on that bus right there”

I think if he didn’t leave a tip the cabbie would let him slide.

On three, tuck and roll… wait i’m stuck in the window

“Can’t you go any faster!?!?!?
I SWEAR…if that little blonde is eating my porridge again, I’ll gut her like a fish!”

Modern Yogi Bear: *Drive-by pick-nick basketing*

I nominate Paige! “Follow that salmon truck!”
-
…that was funny.

My commute is becoming a real bear…

can’t you see im ridin’ dirty

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Hey Earl, the hive is in the third tree on the right. Pull up real close, these bees will never know what hit them.

Y’ever seen a taxi pick up its customers without stopping?

How can a dog possibly find this entertaining?

taxi fare $25
new window $150
have a full grown bear piss on your seats on his way to the zoo PRICELESS!!!

taxi fare $25
new window $150
have a full grown bear piss on your seats on his way to the zoo PRICELESS!!!

Wouldn’t you know it? My mother-in-law is stealing fur coats again!

You think for an actor of my caliber they could’ve at least sent a limo. I bet Yogi wouldn’t be treated like this.

LOL how i miss back home, what u see here is the next step up from monkey in the trunk.

Taxis will do anything just to get some money. I bet his tip sucked.

Ralph runs out of the Ringling Brothers Circus tent after an emergency phone call:

Were to buddy?
I need to get to the hospital quick; And step on it!
I think she’s having twins!

Animal Planet Police, aka APA; now feels that wild animals should be given free rides to the other side of migration areas due to further encroachment on wildlife territory by man.

To not do this is now deemed “animal cruelty”, and an animal plant cop will site you with a citation, or worse. Shoot you dead!

Jeesh, those people are fanatical! Koo-Koo

Hey driver, I need to get to “Bare Necessities” on 10 Myrtle Street…Oh man, my partner will kill me if I’m late.

This is not a laughing matter. That bear has no rear legs!

The cab driver must have passed gas. Sweet release! Fresh air!

Um, yeh. Just take a right up here. I think I see her.

European anti-car theft

Pooky the bear (captured in photo above) overslept, and had to catch a small cab. He was running very late for his interview for the part of “Fighting bear” in the John West Salmon commercial. Unfortunately a Grisly Bear named Bob got the part, and subsequently Pooky ate his cab driver that same day

Seen Here:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2807347009315039035

I can’t bear the smell of this cab let me out!

Taxi Drivers Are always looking for a new ways to get traffic out of their way.

and I asked for a Suburban. and all they had was this Darned sedan….

Robin Williams spotted catching a cab

wanna split a cab?

Where them mailboxes at?

Since the crime rate in the UK has spike , all cap drivers get the most advance Alarm system in the world.

Yellow Taxi Service – we transport everything for cash!!

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?

Hey honey, I’m on my way home. You’ll never guess what my last fare tipped me.

“Taxi, to the nearest seafood, and stomp on it. I need me some salmon.”

Heyya boo boo…..looks like we’re not in Jellystone National park anymore….

Its the third tree on the right…….pull up real close…….these bees won’t know what hit them.

“Yeah Yeah..’Goldie-Locks’ stole my Honda”

“Oh man, hurry up Abib… i need to lean up against a pine tree and take a huge dump!”

Dont just sit there, someone help me get outta here

“Yes.Yogi Bear’s Cave,JellyStone Park please.”

Now how was Boris the Bear going to explain that he misplaced the bicycle the circuis has loaned him after finishing two bottles of Vodka!

“Kids, Winnie The Pooh was too expensive. But I got his dad!”

yes, just pull up over here thank you old chap. how much do i owe you?

going from new york to california $400
Taking a taxi from the airport to the zoo $100
living the simple life of a bear priceless
for everything else use BEAR Platinum

It a BEARnessity to ride in a taxi cab in new york!

Oh, ok now I see what Fido was talking about, yeah this is pretty sweet.

Step on it guy, I’m on in 10 minutes

Ha,ha..another Goldilocks joke, hey did you hear the one about the cabbie that got mauled by the bear????

That’s right driver…105 Circus st, it’s at the corner of Forest ave and Woods lane….What? What’s so funny?

I can bearly sit still.

OMG this cab smells worse then my cave.

borat got a new whip

This is why Russia attacked Georgia…

Redneck security system.

Tired of of spending money on a gun to protect your taxi? Give us a call 1-800-BearGuard! You will literally claw your way to the top with each customer you pick up!!!!

TAXI !! Follow that salmon !!

“I’m the president!!!”

Hey baby come over hear

Hey baby come over hear

(bear squinting) “Hold up a second is that main street over there?…yah it is–ok i’ll take it from there driver, just drop me off.”

“Wait, Christopher Robin! It’s me Winnie the Pooh! You can’t leave for college without me man! I’m you’re Pooh Bear! Wait!!!!!”

Hey Boo-Boo Follow that picinic basket

I can’t BEAR it in this tiny taxi, drive faster!

Ok, now when i drive by his mail box, claw it to pieces

the bear took a taxi back to the woods cause gas prices are too high

Can’t you wait until Conan to do that?!?!

“News” Borat stold another baer, This time from Russian’s!

that cab is truely riding on baer brake system

MAMA bear soup was too COLD and lil baby bear soup was too HOT..but i’m PAPA BEAR AND SOMEONE ATE MY SOUP.. AND I”M FIND THAT BASTARD

***NEWS FLASH** BEAR ESCAPES FROM THE ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borat!! I found your bear!!!! Its great success!!

“Smokey” on his way too the forest fire

“Where’s the cream filling?… Hostess, now that’s the stuff.”

Things are apparently going well for Smokey the Bear’s third world cousin, “smoggy the cab driver”.

Taxi. For when walking isn’t an option.

Taxi to the bee hive… i need their honey!!

Dude! hold my beer and watch this!

“Drive by” “IN USR”

They see me rollin

They hatin

Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty

im late for tha charmin commercial gas it

Quick Papa Bear she’s getting away with our pourage

Hey buddy, keep those paws away from the paint, or else that fur of yours will make for a great mink. You got it!!!!!!

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Quick driver, after that Rabbit and step on it!

HOLY SHIT ITS A LION….
GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!

well apparently the infamous “bear market” is just up town..

Hurry up BooBoo! Just jump into my arms, we’ll find ourselves some picnic baskets!

Though still not fond of his morning commute to the circus, Bubba the bear has found a way to make the best of the situation.

It’s beary important that I get to the airport. Step on it!

Smokey the bear wanted to go to California, and apparantly the taxi was the quickest way

“We’re out of Charmin! Step on it!”

Follow that salmon truck!

you didn’t have to leave the costume on. Come on now, party is over.

This is what happens when Dudly the bear hits the snooze too many times and the circus leaves without him.

Due to deforestation of its natural habitat, the Kodiak bears in Russia had to adapt to its changing surroundings.

hey boo boo im goin to get that picnic basket

The Russian bear was seen partying in Georgia this week. The unmistakable sound of puking in the back seat was heard but unfortunately there was nowhere to pull off the road.

Pedo Bear to the Rescue…

Finally,
.
we will have an answer
to that age old question:
“Does a bear sh*t in the woods?”
.
Our expert is on the way here to give
us his opinion on this important question.
.
I can bearly tolerate the anticipation!

the cast of super troopers couldn’t pay the toll, so the cabby took this in on trade.

Get your foot off the brakes! Step on it, if I don’t get home by 8pm and that blonde girl falls asleep…well…she wets the bed and tomorrow’s my turn to clean it up. Oh what house? It’s the big blue one on the corner.

Damn, that last guy was a real bear! If ya know what I mean.

….dang, thats the LAST time I work for Sigfried and Roy!

“To California please. I have wildfires to prevent.. and step on it!”

“Driver follow that girl! Oh goldielocks you are SO wrong if you think you can just come and take my soup! I’ll hunt you down if its the last thing I do”

“Oh goldielocks you are SO wrong if you think you can just come and take my soup! I’ll hunt you down if its the last thing I do”